Mistake quotes

“- Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
- Pedro: A week. I mean a day.
- Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
- Pedro: A weekday.”
Roy Stocking - The Hoods: Border Guard
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“A wolf will starve itself to death rather than make a mistake. You have to lay down a scent that smells real from far away. And the bait has to be fresh and untouched by human hands. Make no mistake about it, we are hunting a wolf.”
David Morse - Edgar Clenteen

“They're still gonna fuck you up!”
Janet Jackson - Justice

“Am I not a man? And is a man not stupid? I'm a man, so I married. Wife, children, house, everything. The full catastrophe.”
Anthony Quinn - Alexis Zorba

“Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was just another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods? You think women are like that? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, when we make mistakes they call it...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Nicholson - Daryl Van Horne

- Buddy Threadgoode: Think about all the millions of oysters lying around on the bottom of the ocean. Then one day, God comes along and he says "I think I'm gonna make that one different”. And you know what he does? He puts a little piece of sand in it. And guess what it can do that the others can't.
- Idgie Threadgoode: What?
- Buddy... (continue)(continue reading)
Chris O'Donnell - Buddy Threadgoode
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“Yeah, you gave me the wrong suitcase. Uh-huh. Yes, it's a black Samsonite. Uh-huh. Ok, well don't you think that the Samsonite people, in some crazy scheme in order to make a profit, made more than one black suitcase?”

Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game, life or football, the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it.”
Al Pacino - Tony D'Amato

“It's a Miracle!”

Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Violet Newstead: I guess I must've made a mistake.
- Doralee Rhodes: You steal the wrong body from the hospital and all you can say is I must have made a mistake!
- Violet Newstead: It could happen to anyone.”
Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead
Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes

“- Mercenary #1: I assumed he was dead!
- Marcus Penn: Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups!”

Peter Greene - Mercenary #1
Everett McGill - Marcus Penn

“- Madison Bell: So, what you're saying is that making love to me was a mistake?
- Ben Cronin: Yes.”
Erika Christensen - Madison Bell
Jesse Bradford - Ben Cronin

“The freak with the top hat is leaving with the basketball.”
Stacy Keach - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko

“If every time you make a mistake you just rush in to fix it, you’re only gonna make things worse.”
Grant Gustin - Barry Allen

“Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.”
Miley Cyrus - Miley Stewart

“Suburbia is a place filled with responsible people trying to live responsible lives. Of course, even the most responsible among us, has mistakes in their past. Mistakes they’d like to forget. Mistakes that sometimes come back to haunt them.”
Brenda Strong - Mary Alice Young

“How many of these are just horrible mistakes I made? I mean, maybe I'd stop making so many if I let myself learn from them.”
Justin Roiland - Rick Sanchez

“My biggest mistake was my best lesson... you don't learn anything when everything is going perfectly.”
Olivia Newton-Jonn

“It's always helpful to learn from your mistakes because then your mistakes seem worthwhile.”
Garry Marshall

“It's not right to go into details, I got nervous. I screwed up, I said the wrong thing... Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you. No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.”

Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall

“Angelica-What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow-Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Penelope Cruz - Angelica

“What do you think being human means? That's what we do. We make mistakes. Sometimes, out of those mistakes come the most amazing things.”
Mark Wahlberg - Cade Yeager

“It takes time to figure things out. It's been proven by history. All mankind makes mistakes.”
Bruce Willis - Captain Sharp

“I spent my whole life either running away from people or pinning my hopes on somebody I can't have. I'm done with that.”
Sam Trammell - Sam Merlotte

“It turns out sometimes you have to do the wrong thing. Sometimes you have to make a big mistake to figure out how to make things right. Mistakes are painful, but they're the only way to find out who we really are.”
Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Denny Duquette