Mistake quotes

“- Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
- Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!”
Shawn Wayans - Ashtray
Tracey Cherelle Jones - Dashiki

“This day will go down in history as a black mark against mankind.”
Michael Tucker - Leo Szilard

“- Sherlock Holmes: I'm reminded of the curious case of the Manchurian Mambo...
- Dr. Watson: Holmes, could I have a word?
- Sherlock Holmes: Yes, what is it?
- Dr. Watson: I believe that was the Manchurian Mamba.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sherlock Holmes
Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson

“You are so messin' with national security right now, man! You are fired tomorrow morning, I'm tellin' ya! I'll get the CIA and the FBI, you'll be workin' security at Toys R' Us!”

Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

- Dennis Van Welker: Don't forget your pills. 4 every hour.
- "Mud": Uh Dennis? that's 1 every 4 hours.
- Dennis Van Welker: No way, let me see that. Oh... not the first time that mistake's gotten me in trouble.
Chris Lloyd - Dennis Van Welker
Jonathan Jackson - Morris 'Mud' Himmel

“We're here to reprocess the furnature!”
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“We keep making the same neurotic choices over and over every time we choose a new mate.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“- Tanya Kirbuk: You think I was wrong to send Max.
- Dr. Heywood Floyd: Doesn't matter what I think.
- Tanya Kirbuk: You think I was wrong.
- Dr. Heywood Floyd: Yep.”
Helen Mirren - Tanya Kirbuk
Roy Scheider - Dr. Heywood Floyd

“- Det. Barzak: You know, I cannot figure out why it is every time I talk to that woman I say the wrong thing. Why is that?
- Det. Hazeltine: You always shoot your mouth off before your brain is loaded. That's why.”
Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine

“- Sam Lowry: I only know you got the wrong man.
- Jack Lint: Information Transit got the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong one was delivered to me as the right man, I accepted him on good faith as the right man. Was I wrong?”
Jonathan Pryce - Sam Lowry
Michael Palin - Jack Lint

“Another mistake is for any man to look upon the law as just a set of principles. And just so much language printed on fine, heavy paper. Something he recites and then leans back and takes it for granted that justice is automatically being done.”
Ronald Colman - Professor Michael Lightcap

“- Kane: He's still a well-meaning fathead who's letting a pack of high-pressure crooks run his administration. This whole oil scandal...
- Emily Monroe Norton Kane: He happens to be the President, Charles, not you.
- Kane: That's a mistake that will be corrected one of these days.”
Orson Welles - Kane
Ruth Warrick - Emily Monroe Norton Kane

“- Riker: You think it's possible for two people to go back in time, undo a mistake they've made?
- Troi: On this ship? Anything's possible...”
Jonathan Frakes - William Riker
Marina Sirtis - Troi

“You were right, I was wrong, but this is not the time for the 'I told you so' speech.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean

“- Fred Ritter: You just fall off the banana boat, or what?
- Ben Jahveri: I do not travel with bananas, sir!”
Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri

“I thought Tristan would never live to be an old man. I was wrong about that. I was wrong about many things. It was those who loved him most who died young. He was a rock they broke themselves against however much he tried to protect them.”
Gordon Tootoosis - One Stab

“- Edward Ferrars: I wish to check the position of the Nile. My sister tells me it is in South America.
- Elinor Dashwood: Oh. No. No, um, she's quite wrong, um, for I believe it is in Belgium.
- Edward Ferrars: Belgium. Surely not, I think you must be thinking of the Volga.”

Hugh Grant - Edward Ferrars
Emma Thompson - Elinor Dashwood

“All I can say is I made a mistake. I know that. You know, sometimes that happens in life. We all make mistakes, but it won't happen again.”

Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk

“I am sick and tired of filling body bags with your dumb fucking mistakes.”

Dylan McDermott - Sgt. Adam Frantz

“I've spent 3 1/2 years of my life in your prison, and I think I've paid for my error, and if it's your decision today to sentence me to more years, then I...”

Brad Davis - Billy Hayes

“- Jake Shuttlesworth: People make mistakes! People veer off the path! God forgives them!
- Jesus Shuttlesworth: Has God forgiven you for killing my mother?
- Jake Shuttlesworth: I pray that he has, Son. I believe he has. When will you?”
Denzel Washington - Jake Shuttlesworth
Ray Allen - Jesus Shuttlesworth

“- The Detective: Well, well, here's my new man. How do you like it here so far?
- Red Plainclothesman: Just great.
- The Detective: Let's get something straight right now. I don't like new men. They make mistakes.”
Bruce Dern - The Detective
Matt Clark - Red Plainclothesman

“- Randal Graves: I hope it feels good.
- Indecisive Video Customer: You hope what feels good?
- Randal Graves: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?”
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves
Donna Jeanne - Indecisive Video Customer

“- Al Yackey: He said this was your birthday.
- Dorinda Durston: He remembered it wrong.”

John Goodman - Al Yackey
Holly Hunter - Dorinda Durston

“- Ghost of Christmas Past: You left Claire for Frisbee the dog? Frank, let me sum this up for you: you don't know who you are, you don't know what you want, and you don't know what the hell is going on!
- Frank Cross: I've made a few mistakes. I gotta live with that. But I do know who I am, I know what I want, and I know what's going on!”
David Johansen - Ghost of Christmas Past
Bill Murray - Frank Cross