Mistake quotes

“- Rupert Pupkin: I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
- Jerry Langford: So did Hitler.”
Robert De Niro - Rupert Pupkin
Jerry Lewis - Jerry Langford

“I keep looking for some mistake, some sign, some clue as to why these terrible things are happening, but everytime I get close to an answer, it slips away, it's maddening.”
Sir Michael Gambon - Albus Dumbledore

“- Roy: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once.
- [Takes a drink from the bucket]
- Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
- Roy: I'll brush my teeth.”

“It's all we are: the sum of our experiences. Besides, some of the best things in life are total mistakes.”
Uma Thurman - Rachel

“Make no mistake, the culprits will be fingered. I will finger the culprits.”
Jodie Foster - Sister Assumpta

- Donald: Jaaaack?
- Jack: Yeah?
- Donald: Time out, ok?
- Jack: Time out?
- Donald: Time out.
- Jack: What do you mean, "time out"?
- Donald: You're not gonna believe this. I was in a hurry when I left the cabin this morning, and, well, silly me, I got the wrong bullets.

Robin Williams - Donald Quinelle
Jerry Reed - Jack Locke

“- Crazy Leo Bandini: My toes are killing me.
- Jay-Jay Manners: Uh, that's because you've got your shoes on the wrong feet.
- Crazy Leo Bandini: No, I don't. These are my feet.
- Jay-Jay Manners: Learn a lesson, Otto. Eat right, get plenty of sleep, and don't drink your chemistry set.”
Tom Villard - Crazy Leo Bandini
Michael J. Fox - Jay-Jay Manners

“- Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
- Pedro: Whuut?
- Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
- Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
- Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
- Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man... [gets license with great difficulty].
- Pedro: Hey I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Arthur Roberts - Arresting Officer
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“It's a father's function to save his son from the mistakes he made.”
Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“There is no such thing as a mistake. There are things you do, and things you don't do.”
Olivier Martinez - Paul Martel

“- Glasses: Can't get over the mistake you made. You've been set up, you know.
- The Driver: By a cop.
- Glasses: That's right. He's waiting for you right now at the wrong place. Me and my buddy don't want to show up. You two hot-shots have both been set up, haven't you? You know what always amazed me about you? A guy with your attitude - never...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joseph Walsh - Glasses
Ryan O'Neal - The Driver

“You see, George, you've really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to throw it away?”
Henry Travers - Clarence

“- Davey: I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand?
- Tom Baltezor: Yes.”
Adam Sandler - Davey
Jon Lovitz - Tom Baltezor

“- Tommy Lacy: God said people make mistakes.
- Al Percolo: God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that shit? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!”
Michael Rapaport - Tommy Lacy
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo

“I need a lift in your el tracko to the next towno.”

Brad Pitt - Jerry Welbach

“I always keep a picture of you in my cab.
[pulls down picture of a naked woman]
Wrong cab!”

Charlie Barnett - Tyrone

“- James T. Kirk: David, what went wrong?
- David Marcus: I went wrong.
- James T. Kirk: I don't understand.
- David Marcus: I'm sorry, sir. Just don't surrender. Genesis doesn't work. I can't believe they'd kill us for it.”
William Shatner - James T. Kirk
Merritt Butrick - David

“- Shore Patrolman: How's the patient, doctor?
- Kirk: He's gonna make it.
- Shore Patrolman: He? You came in with a she.
- Kirk: One little mistake...”
Joe Lando - Shore Patrolman
William Shatner - James T. Kirk

“- Doralee Rhodes: Uh, Judy? Would you come back here for a second?
- Judy Bernly: What?
- Doralee Rhodes: Look.
- Judy Bernly: Who's that?
- Doralee Rhodes: I don't know.
- Judy Bernly: Where's Hart?
- Doralee Rhodes: I don't know.”

Dolly Parton - Doralee Rhodes
Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly

“- Daniel Cleaver: Doesn't everyone deserve a second chance?
- Bridget Jones: Except Hitler.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“- Wendy Judd: What is the worst thing you've ever done?
- Kay Chandler: If I've already done it, it'll be a dull life.”
Bonnie Hunt - Wendy Judd
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Kay Chandler

“Wrong is wrong, even when it helps you.”
Robin Williams - Popeye

“You screwed up, but you screwed up for the right reasons. You're going to make mistakes, but it's how you deal with those mistakes, that's going to make the difference.”

Chuck Norris - Joshua McCord

- ROC: Voice interface.
- Elaine: There's an overheat in the core. Please analyze problem.
- ROC: There is no apparent overheat.
- Elaine: Yes, there is, ROC. We read a core overheat. Repeat analysis.
- ROC: Analysis confirmed. All systems compute positive.
- Elaine: Well, not from where I'm sitting, they don't!
- ROC: Look, Elaine. Cut the "not... (continue)(continue reading)
Ken Finkleman - ROC
Julie Hagerty - Elaine

“- Lucien Cordier: What's wrong? You know I have to.
- Vendredi: But Captain, I trusted you. You're different from other white men.
- Lucien Cordier: There's your mistake.”

Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier
Samba Mané - Vendredi - un noir qui en sait trop