Mistake quotes

“- Richard: Hey... I was just thinking... when we stopped for gas this morning I think it was you who put the oil in.
- Tommy: Hey if you're going to say I didn't put the right kind in, you're wrong. I used 10-W-30. And besides, motor oil would have nothing to do with this accident.
- Richard: True. But you can't latch the hood too well, if you...” (continue)(continue reading)

David Spade - Richard
Chris Farley - Tommy

“People make mistakes, Will. Even the people that we love.”

Miley Cyrus - Ronnie Miller

“I shot a kid. He was 13-years-old. Oh, it was dark, I couldn't see him. He had a ray gun, looked real enough. You know, when you're a rookie, they can teach you everything about bein' a cop except how to live with a mistake.”
Reginald VelJohnson - Sgt. Al Powell

“How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?”
Kevin Spacey - Verbal

“- Carter: All I did was invite them to have a drink.
- Lee: You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
- Carter: Which word was 'goat'?”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“Good people and bad people have one thing in common. They both make mistakes. Only, good people can admit their mistakes and learn from them.”
Ben Kingsley - Otto Frank

“- Bev Rink: I know I made a lot of mistakes, but I don't regret making any of them.
- Jenna Rink: How come?
- Bev Rink: Because if I hadn't have made them, I wouldn't have learned how to make things right.”
Kathy Baker - Bev Rink
Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink

“All my life I've been working to be the best. You know? Trying to be a perfectionist. And I thought about it, that's probably where I made my mistake.”
Wesley Snipes - Bobby Rayburn

“Why is it when you do something terrific, nine times out of ten you're all alone, but when you screw up really big, the whole world is watching?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

- Mayor George Shinn: Not one poop out of you, Madame!
- Eulalie Mackechnie Shinn: I think he means "peep"!
- Mayor George Shinn: Yes!
Paul Ford - Mayor George Shinn
Hermione Gingold - Eulalie Mackechnie Shinn

“- Paul DuChard: Anything wrong?
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Oh, no, no. No, it's, uh, my mistake here, uh. For a second here I thought that this young lady was a girl that I knew in France; I was wrong; the girl I know is dead.
- Paul DuChard: Oh, a natural error, monsieur. My wife has been mistaken for dead girls by many men.”

Fernando Lamas - Paul DuChard
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“- John Wilson: How many chances does a man get?
- Ogilvy: That's never a reason to do something wrong.”
Clint Eastwood - John Wilson
Conrad Asquith - Ogilvy

“The fact that you rescued me, unnecessarily, hardly wipes out past wrongs.”

Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

You have a Buddha! Oh, I love Buddhas. They're like bright, cheery, naked Asian Santas. You know, I had a buddy in college whose name was Bob and we used to call him "Buddha Bob" because he was kind of fat and he liked to walk around naked. We used to rub his belly for luck. Anyway... I love Buddha. He rocks.
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“Life is not life unless you make mistakes.”
Joan Collins

“Five years ago you didn't care about telling the truth. You and all your family, you just assumed that for all my education, I was still little better than a servant, still not to be trusted. Thanks to you, they were able to close ranks and throw me to the fucking wolves!”

James McAvoy - Robbie Turner

“- Amelia Warren: I just keep ingesting these poisonous men until I make myself sick.
- Viktor Navorski: You're not sick, Amelia, no. You're a little far-sighted.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren
Tom Hanks - Viktor Navorski

“Do you think it's possible that bad writing actually attracts a higher incidence of error?”
Stephen Dillane - Leonard Woolf

“Men for the most part can mend their ways only after they have made a mistake.”
Donnie Yen - Jin Ke

“- Rod Kimble: You look pretty.
- Denise: What?
- Rod Kimble: I said you look shitty.”
Andy Samberg - Rod Kimble
Isla Fisher - Denise

“Today you should have seen me and Mousy today at school today.”

Jon Abrahams - Drugs Delaney

“- Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson: I would like to thank you for having us over for dinner the other night. Cheryl and I thought the stroganoff was marvelous.
- Lt. Cmdr. James Block: But sir, we didn't have dinner the other night.
- Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Really? Then where the hell was I? And who's this Cheryl? Bah! Doesn't matter.”
Lloyd Bridges - Adm. Thomas 'Tug' Benson
Kevin Dunn - Lt. Cmdr. James Block

“Listen, when women go wrong, men go right after them.”
Mae West - Lady Lou

“Paul Allen has mistaken me for this dickhead Marcus Halberstram. It seems logical because Marcus also works at P&P and in fact does the same exact thing I do and he also has a penchant for Valentino suits and Oliver Peoples glasses. Marcus and I even go to the same barber, although I have a slightly better haircut.”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman

“- Lucas: If a man speaks in the middle of the forest with no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
- Brain #1: Yes!”
Eddie Alderson - Lucas