Mistake quotes

“- Willy: I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
- Bill Cox: We all make mistakes. Just not as many as you.”
Vincent Gale - Willy
Paul Bettany - Bill Cox

“- Kevin: [takes Jane's hand] Jane... I need you to give me fifty bucks.
- Jane: [hesitantly] No?
- Kevin: Eh... not bad. Can I have your drink?
- Jane: Sure. No! Oh, no...
- Kevin: [laughing] You were doing so well!”

James Marsden - Kevin
Katherine Heigl - Jane

“- Jazz: That weekend was a mistake.
- Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. I'm sorry I made you clean the toilets and the bathtubs, I mean, who did all the work in bed?”
Lauren Holly - Jazz
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane

“Anyone who follows the truth in his heart never makes a mistake.”

Donald Crisp - Father John Callahan, C.S.C

“- Maddy: Are you ok? You seem tense.
- Richard: Oh, no, no, no, I'm not, I'm not tense. Well, I did pass out today... and got hit in the head by a baseball... and brushed my teeth with shampoo... then butchered Rimsky-Korsakov in front of 1,500 people, and my clothes fell apart. But I'm not tense.”
Lori Singer - Maddy
Tom Hanks - Richard

“- Vanessa: You remember that time that you broke into the animal lab and like stole that monkey and put it in Andy Rosenberg's dorm room?
- Kumar Patel: First of all, that was Goldstein's idea, and second of all, had I known that the monkey had AIDS, I never would've done that.”
Danneel Ackles - Vanessa
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel

“Moscow rules. No second chances, no mistakes.”
Ralph Brown - Jeremy Collins

“- Susan: I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
- Gary Glass: You said you were going to leave!
- Susan: All right, good news first. Roberta's not working with the greaseball.
- Gary Glass: My wife just got picked up on the lower east side escaping from her gun-toting pimp.
- Susan: He's not a pimp. Problem is, he's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Madonna - Susan
Mark Blum - Gary Glass

“- Ellen Griswold: Clark, you're driving on the wrong side of the road!
- Clark Griswold: I realize that honey. I'm also on the wrong side of the car.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Alden Pyle: I trusted you. Thomas.
- Thomas Fowler: Always a mistake with a woman involved.”
Brendan Fraser - Alden Pyle
Sir Michael Caine - Thomas Fowler

“- Christopher Marshall: I don't think you're leaving. I think you're running. And what I can't figure out is, are you running towards something you want? Or are you running away from something you're afraid to want?
- Marisa Ventura: Look, I've made so many mistakes already. I just don't want to make it worse.”
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura

“Maybe you need a drink to ease the pain of being wrong!”
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“And for me I'll have a screaming orgasm on the beach with extra sugar on the rim! Yum! ... A, better make that last one a brewski....double Brewski!”
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“She said that I was a mistake, and that he made her have me, and that she never wanted me.”

Britney Spears - Lucy

“- Judge Dredd: You received the sentence the law required.
- Fergie: Five years? Just for saving my own ass? That was a mistake!
- Judge Dredd: The law doesn't make mistakes.”
Sylvester Stallone - Judge Dredd
Rob Schneider - Fergie

“- Daniel: [looks into the coffin] Who is this?
- Undertaker: Pardon me?
- Daniel: That's not my father.
- Undertaker: [checking] Oh shit, we've taken the wrong one.”
Matthew Macfadyen - Daniel
Brendan O'Hea - Undertaker

“- Annette: Hello, Jack? I'm Annette.
- Jack Butler: Hi.
- Annette: You're doing it wrong.”
Miriam Flynn - Annette
Michael Keaton - Jack Butler

“Funny thing about mistakes - they don't have to be permanent. I had to find that out myself when I was a boy.”

Spencer Tracy - Thomas A. Edison

“- Sheriff Herb Geller: Flag's a punk, but he's no killer.
- Deputy Bill Briggs: I think it's a mistake.”
Jeffrey DeMunn - Sheriff Herb Geller
Paul McCrane - Deputy Bill Briggs

“- Dr. Peter Flynn: I understand you're a neurosurgeon.
- Bert Fischer: No, I'm a barber, but a lot of people make that mistake.”
Luke Wilson - Dr. Peter Flynn
Seymour Cassel - Bert Fischer

“I promise I'll never do it again. That's the one good thing about me. I never do the same wrong thing twice.”
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert

“You'd think an athletic guy like Vince Barnes would have a big dingus... but, no, look at that pathetic little... fallacy.”

John Candy - Harry Crumb

“Give a bad boy enough rope, and he'll soon make a jackass of himself.”

Charles Judels - The Coachman

“You gave her a world class goose with a pool cue Buck.”

Ian Giatti - Ben Ripley

“- Avon Rose: I just don't want you to make the same mistakes I did when it comes to sex. You have to pay for them.
- Caitlin Rose: Yeah, I'm living proof.
- Avon Rose: I have dreams for you, that's all.
- Caitlin Rose: Well, I got my own dreams.”
Isabella Hofmann - Avon Rose
Tiffani Thiessen - Caitlin Rose