Mistake quotes

“Listen to me, you're with the wrong guy. I'm the right guy.”
Kevin Costner - Roy McAvoy

Man Stoner: Hey, hey don't take those, man.
Pedro: ...Wha?
Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
Man Stoner: [laughing in astonishment] Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo...
Pedro: Hey, whaddaya mean "ho ho ho ho ho"?
Man Stoner: Oh... hu-wow, man!
Pedro: Hey, what was in that shit,... (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“I seem to spend an increasing amount of my precious time correcting your blunders, both private and public.”

Ben Kingsley - Dr. Watson

“What was always told about Little Margaret was the funny story of how she got her name. Her family's got 12 kids and I guess at the hospital, her Dad forgot they already had a Margaret, and called her Margaret too.”
Ryan Rajendra Black - Silas Crow

“You see, François, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, François, I think it would be a mistake.”
Kay Francis - Madame Mariette Colet

“Men who crave power look back over the mistakes of their lives, pile them all together and call it destiny.”
Christina Pickles - Sorceress of Castle Grayskull

“- Kate Craig: Ahh! [Kate and Roman run out of their bedroom]
- Roman: What?
- Kate Craig: It touched me!
- Roman: It's been touching you for 12 years, you never freak!
- Kate Craig: Not you! A thing.
- Roman: What thing?
- Chet: [Comes out of his bedroom, along with the rest of the family, and turns on the lights] What's going on?
- Kate Craig:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Annette Bening - Kate Craig
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig
John Candy - Chet Ripley

“I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.”
Jason Isaacs - D.J.

“Good news, Boppers: The big alert has been called off. It turns out that the early reports were wrong, all wrong. Now for that group out there that had such a hard time getting home, sorry about that. I guess the only thing we can do is play you a song.”

Lynne Thigpen - D.J.

“Hiring Nedry was a mistake, that's obvious. We're over-dependent on automation. I can see that now. Now, the next time, everything is correctible. Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless.”

Richard Attenborough - Hammond

“Now Jack, a cop is a guy, and sometimes a guy steps on his dick. Is that what happened here? Were you pressing too hard and stepped on your dick?”
Kevin Tighe - Blake Wilson

“- Judy Bernly: Oh, this is terrible. It's so improper. It's so disrespectful!
- Violet Newstead: He's dead! He doesn't mind!”

Jane Seymour Fonda - Judy Bernly
Lily Tomlin - Violet Newstead

“A man came into the store today and asked for change for a dollar, and I accidentally gave him three quarters. Took me all afternoon just to track him down.”
Harry Shearer - Ned Flanders

“- Guyver: The aliens created the Guyvers to fix their mistakes!
- Crane: You're the mistake. I'm the final product!”
David Hayter - Guyver
David Hayter - Crane

“- John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.
- Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones.”
Richard Attenborough - John Hammond
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“You ever bounce a check, Lowell? You ever look at another woman's tits? You ever cheat a little on your taxes? Whose life, if you look at it under a microscope, doesn't have any flaws?”

Russell Crowe - Jeffrey Wigand

“- Declan Mulqueen: A man like this doesn't make mistakes.
- Valentina Koslova: No? They always make one somewhere.”

Richard Tiffany Gere - Declan Mulqueen
Diane Venora - Valentina Koslova

The dentist drills some more and you hear him make a mistake. And to cover it up, they all say the same thing: "Okay, rinse".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“I drink. And when I drink, I move in the wrong direction.”
Faye Dunaway - Wanda Wilcox

“- Glen: There is something wrong with your cow. I reach under there and I'm pulling, tugging, tugging, pulling, nothing, not a drop.
- Mitch: The cow's name is Norman. You were pulling on his dick.
- Glen: I'm gonna go wash up.”
Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“I'm sorry, Mr. Brown, but this man is no clown. He knows all your moves, back to front. Right now, you've got a name; that's all you've got. So, the Jackal's got a target, you. He's got a timetable. And as to making mistakes, he's spent twenty years in a trade that doesn't forgive error.”

Richard Tiffany Gere - Declan Mulqueen

“Anything I did that was wrong, I apologize for. But anything I did that was not wrong, I don't apologize for.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“- Small-Fawcett: Sorry, I'm late. But, as you're one of these undercover johnnies, I took the precaution of not being followed.
- James Bond: And that's why you shouted my name across the harbor.
- Small-Fawcett: Oh, God! Did I? Oh, I'm sorry. Damn! Damn! Sorry, I'm rather new to all this.”
Rowan Atkinson - Small-Fawcett
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond

- Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery: You can't say that. That is a diss. I ain't no ox moron.
- Bill Rago: No, no, no not “ox moron”, schmuck! Oxymoron.

Kadeem Hardison - Pvt. Jamaal Montgomery
Danny DeVito - Bill Rago

- Limo Driver with Sign: Mr. Barbone? Welcome to L.A., I'm Bobby, your driver. I hope you had a pleasant flight.
- Ray "Bones" Barboni: Yeah well, I hope you drive better than you fucking spell, jack-off. My name is Barboni, not Barbone, okay!
Harry Victor - Limo Driver with Sign
Dennis Farina - Ray "Bones" Barboni