Mistake quotes

“One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not.”
Eugene Levy

“If you marry the wrong person for the wrong reasons, then no matter how hard you work, it's never going to work, because then you have to completely change yourself, completely change them, completely - by that time, you're both dead.”
Anne Bancroft

“Well, let's face the facts. If you weren't certain you wanted to marry her today, of all days - i.e., your wedding day - then it must have been the right decision, mustn't it?”

James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“The memory is a fallible device.”
Roger Waters - Roger Waters

“Hey, you go to that plastic surgeon, don't you let him put you all the way under. I knew a cat in Stateville one time; went to get his face fixed. Woke up and the sucker had given him a pair of tits.”
Delroy Lindo - Bobby 'Bob' Blane

“When the nightmare becomes real, you don't hesitate. You don't think, you just run. Anyone in the way goes down. It's pretty simple. You are the target now. Leave the country, or you are going to die.”

Nicolas Cage - Joe

“- Annie: Oh. Me and my friend. I met this girl at camp and we got really close. Practically like sisters. She was a lovely girl.
- Nick: ‘Lovely’? You seem to have gotten very proper all of a sudden. Still biting those nails.
- Annie: Dad! You noticed!
- Nick: Whaddya mean, noticed? You've been biting them since you got teeth.
- Annie: But...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James
Dennis Quaid - Nick Parker

It kills me to know that they look at me and all they can think is, "Where did we go wrong?".

Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Warehouse Hood Leader: Don Carlos wants you off the streets.
- Chev Chelios: Carlito?
- Warehouse Hood Leader: You've totally lost your shit, dog. You're all over TV, destroying property, making unauthorized hits... you're causing the organization a great deal of embarrasment.”
Francis Capra - Warehouse Hood Leader
Jason Statham - Chev Chelios

“Don't judge anybody else until you check yourself out, that way you are lucky if it's your fault because then you can correct the situation.”
Reese Witherspoon - Lisa

“- Laurie Kessler: That's some lunch, Dad. Coleslaw and quiche?
- Leo Kessler: I hate quiche.
- Canteen Cashier: Then why did you get it?
- Leo Kessler: I thought it was pie!”
Lisa Eilbacher - Laurie Kessler
Charles Bronson - Leo Kessler

“God knows I made my share of mistakes. I've been trying to make them right ever since. All I can do is hope he sees fit to give me a second chance.”
Sam Elliott - Caretaker

“- Dante: You're talking about Helen Keller.
- Randal: No I'm not, I'm talking about Anne Frank. She was deaf, dumb and blind.
- Dante: No she wasn't. Helen Keller was deaf, dumb and blind.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante
Jeff Anderson - Randal

“Unless you're gonna kiss me, get your hands off my ass.”

Jerry A. Sharp - McKenna

“If someone loved you very much, so that your happiness was the only thing that she wanted in the world, but she did a bad thing to make certain of it, could you forgive her?”

Joy Page - Annina Brandel

“Even the innocent sometimes burn at the stake.”
Helen Mirren - Mrs. Tingle

“You will leave for New York immediately to take care of Cammy and Vega, if he's not dead already. He'll soon learn that Shadowlaw does not forgive mistakes.”

Tom Wyner - Bison

“People who thought that way were wrong to think that way.”

Katharine Hepburn - Christina Drayton

“- James Bond: We don't make mistakes of that sort.
- Major Anya Amasova: You sound just like a Russian.”
Sir Roger Moore - James Bond
Barbara Bach - Major Anya Amasova

“- Maleva: You killed the wolf.
- Larry Talbot - The Wolf Man: There's no crime in that is there?
- Maleva: The wolf was Bela.
- Larry Talbot - The Wolf Man: You think I don't know the difference between a wolf and a man?”
Maria Ouspenskaya - Maleva
Lon Chaney Jr. - Larry Talbot - The Wolf Man

“- Judy: ...Then she had her utopian tubes removed.
- Gardner Barnes: No, that's fallopian darlin'.
- Judy: Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly... first and second fallopians!”
Elizabeth Daily - Judy
Kevin Costner - Gardner Barnes

“- Kashimo: Think we make mistake?
- Inspector Charlie Chan: Who can say? Even wisest man sometimes mistake bumblebee for blackberry.”
Otto Yamaoka - Kashimo
Warner Oland - Inspector Charlie Chan

“Don't fall in with any rough necks or we'll have to hang you.”

Steve Zahn - Gus McCrae

“- Roger Murtaugh: I got 8 days to my retirement, and I will not make a stupid mistake!
- Martin Riggs: Look, there is no bomb in that building! I will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact! Trust me, okay? Trust me!
- Roger Murtaugh: That's usually my first mistake!”
Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“To be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?”
David Rappaport - Randall