Movie quotes

“- Bettina Barnes: Another lousy sci-fi flick. Berdine, I just can't identify with the Rat-Faced Girl from Mars.
- Berdine: Is it really that bad?
- Bettina Barnes: Honey, Lassie could fart out a better script.”
Kimberley Davies - Bettina Barnes
Danni Wheeler - Berdine

“So you're telling me you made a porno where the plot is the point?”
Ryan Gosling - Holland March

“The cinema is truth twenty-four times a second.”
Jean-Luc Godard

“The moment an audience starts to itch around you have lost them.”
Fritz Lang

“What I have crossed out I didn't like. What I haven't crossed out I am dissatisfied with.”

Cecil Blount DeMille

“The movies are the new literature.”
Cecil Blount DeMille

“Give me any two pages of the Bible and I'll give you a picture.”
Cecil Blount DeMille

“A picture is made a success not on a set but over the drawing board.”
Cecil Blount DeMille

“Would you recommend this film to a friend? Not unless I was friendly with Hitler...”

George Hamilton - Ed

“When Andy and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Even when we saw Ratatouille.”

Rashida Jones - Ann Perkins

“Oh man, we're doin this shit like Dukes of Hazard style!”

Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce

“- Lauren: Have you ever seen one of those kinds of movies before?
- Daniel: Sure, Londet's father owns this porno house. We go all the time.”
Diane Lane - Lauren
Thelonious Bernard - Daniel

“We can make bad pictures, too... Costs more, but we can make 'em.”
John Huston

“It's somehow symbolic of Hollywood that Tara was just an empty fagade with no rooms inside.
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David O. Selznick

“There might have been good movies if there had been no movie industry.”
David O. Selznick

“What's history going to say about the movies? All those rows of seats facing a blank screen. Crazy!
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Robert Mitchum

“Monsters belong in B movies.”
Jack Black - Carl Denham

- The Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?
- Randy Meeks: "Showgirls". Absolutely frightening. What's yours?
Roger Jackson - The Voice
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

"The Godfather" is the I Ching. "The Godfather" is the sum of all wisdom. "The Godfather" is the answer to any question. What should I pack for my summer vacation? "Leave the gun, take the cannoli". What day of the week is it? "Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday."
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

- Ned Gold (Teen): I'm a dork. I'm the kind of person who spends $10,000 on Gandalf the Grey's quarterstaff from the "Two Towers".
- Principal Jane Masterson: Yes that does make you a dork. Especially since Gandalf the Grey only appears in "Fellowship". He returns in "Two Towers" as Gandalf the White.
Tyler Steelman - Ned Gold (Teen)
Melora Hardin - Principal Jane Masterson

“I mean, a Mexican boy couldn't be anything else but an Indian.”
Anthony Quinn

“Every time I get a script it's a matter of trying to know what I could do with it. I see colors, imagery. It has to have a smell. It's like falling in love. You can't give a reason why.”
Paul Newman

“As long as my pictures go into theaters and we ask people to pay to see what I do on the screen, I should not object if customers want to know what kind of man I am.”
Alan Ladd

“I've made 122 movies, and I dare say there's a picture of mine showing somewhere in the world every day.”
Tony Curtis

“It was a huge success and I got an Oscar for it, though I don’t think it made an enormous difference in my career.”

Alec Guinness