Movie quotes

“- Karen Flores: Yesterday you were a loan shark.
- Chili Palmer: Yeah, but I was never into it and especially that bullshit about having respect. Forget about it, it's bad enough treating these guys like their your heroes, you know, smiling those stupid comments, they think are so funny.
- Karen Flores: You think the movie business is any...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rene Russo - Karen Flores
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“- Oliver: So Eric tells me you like Viking films. Viking movies.
- Zed: Yeah... I guess.
- Oliver: I love that stuff. Those helmets with the fucking horns on!”
Gary Kemp - Oliver
Eric Stoltz - Zed

“- Ted: Are you sure about this?
- Bill: It worked in The Exorcist. I and III!”
Keanu Reeves - Ted
Alex Winter - Bill

“- Young Robert: He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk.
- Imaginary William Shatner: Kick the little fucker's ass.”

Spencer Klein - Young Robert
William Shatner - Bill

“As your lawyer, I advise you to get control of it fast. A character from one of your productions on the loose? Who knows what he's capable of? Robbery? Murder? I see lawsuits.”
John Rothman - Mr. Hirsch's Lawyer

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Is there a script?
- Georgie Weiss: Fuck no. But there's a poster.”

Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss

“- Jack Gable: Laura is more than a body.
- Cable Man: Laura?
- Jack Gable: Laura Claybourne, she plays Rachel.
- Cable Man: Sorry, you must really follow this shit.
- Jack Gable: No, I write this shit.”

John Candy - Jack Gable
Mark Boone Junior - Cable Man

“I'm sick of people coming over here and thinking they're in a Bergman film.”
Patricia Wettig - Barbara Robbins

“Great movie, huh? So refreshing to see something like this after all these... cop movies and, you know, things we do. Maybe we'll do a remake of this!”

Tim Robbins - Griffin Mill

“- Reporter 1: Why do you spend your time making underground films?
- Andy Warhol: It's easier than painting.
- Reporter 1: Which painters do you like best?
- Andy Warhol: Oh, all of them.”
Henry Cabot Beck - Reporter 1
Jared Harris - Andy Warhol

“I want you to stay away from it! Those mondo weirdo video guys, they've got unsavory connections, they play rough. Rougher than even Nicki Brand wants to play... You know, in Brazil, Central America, those kinds of places, making underground videos is considered a subversive act. They execute people for it. In Pittsburgh, who knows?”
James Woods - Max Renn

“What am I worried about? I'm 22 years old, I'm backpacking through France... Life is wonderful. Who am I kidding. Michael J. Fox is a major motion picture star and I'm making a Killer Tomatoes movie, part 4!. What am I worried about? I'm making a movie. I'm filming in France. I've got a piece of the merchandising! It beats dinner theater.”
Marc Price - Michael

“l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking.”

Dianne Wiest - Helen

“Rough business, this movie business. I'm gonna have to go back to loan-sharking just to take a rest.”
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“I don't really care for movies; they make everything seem so close up.”
William Hurt - Macon

“- Buff: I've been making these tapes, you know, video tapes. I ripped off a camcorder up at the mall and I thought, you know, it could be something that I do, be a video artist, you know.
- Tim: Ladies and gentlemen, Buff, the postmodern idiot savant. He willl outdo us all.”
Steve Zahn - Buff
Nicky Katt - Tim