Movie quotes

“- Mary Anne Meechum: He does remind me someone from the movies, but it's not Rhett Butler.
- Karen Meechum: Who's that?
- Mary Anne Meechum: Godzilla!”

Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum
Julie Anne Haddock - Karen Meechum

“- Randolph Duke: Ezra. Right on time. I'll bet you thought I'd forgotten your Christmas bonus. There you are.
- Ezra: Five dollars. Maybe I'll go to the movies... by myself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Randolph Duke
Avon Long - Ezra

“No one gets laid until we've finished our movie. We're horny, but our film comes first!”
Stephen Dorff - Cecil

“If not satisfied with this movie, please return unused portion for a full refund.”
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

- Blue Collar Man: Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt, but, uh, what are you talking about?
- Randal Graves: The ending of "Return of the Jedi".
- Dante Hicks: My friend here's trying to convince me that any independent contractors who were working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when it was destroyed by the Rebels.
Thomas Burke - Blue Collar Man
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks

“- Hooper X: The black man's no longer gonna play the minstrel in the medium of comics and sci-fi fantasy. We keepin' it real, and we gonna get respect by any means necessary.
- Holden McNeil: Ah, come on, that's a bunch of horse shit! Lando Calrissian was a black guy. You know. He got to fly the Millennium Falcon.”
Dwight Ewell - Hooper X
Ben Affleck - Holden McNeil

“Take it easy kid, it's only a movie.”
Bob Knickerbocker - Ham Salad

“- Ralph: They are looking for your type for a movie.
- Doris: What's my type?
- Ralph: Well, you know, your type! Your type, Irishy, Jewishy, paranoid.”
Barry Miller - Ralph
Maureen Teefy - Doris

“- Constance: How horrid. And who turns out to have done it?
- Morris Weissman: Oh, I couldn't tell you that. It would spoil it for you.
- Constance: Oh, but none of us will see it.”

Maggie Smith - Constance Trentham
Bob Balaban - Morris Weissman

I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six". I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.
Sam Rockwell - Guy Fleegman

“Hey MPAA, how many movies have you censored today?”
Eric Barry - Fidget

"Paramount Pictures presents “The Freak”. This movie won't just scare you, it will fuck you up for life”. I want to know how the fuck the word "fuck" gets in the New York fucking Times!

J. T. Walsh - Drucker

“- Lloyd Dobler: Is the movies a good second date? You know, as a date?
- Corey Flood: Well, you never had a first date.
- Lloyd Dobler: Yes we did. I sat across from her at a mall. We ate together. We ate. That's eating. Sharing an important physical event.”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler
Lili Taylor - Corey Flood

“- Kay King: She spent the whole time reading a book. Well, don't you think a child her age would be more interested in watching a movie being made?
- Richard King: It depends on the book.”
Sally Kellerman - Kay King
Arthur Hill - Richard King

“If you want to understand me, watch my movies.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“- Annette Atkins: [walks in and sees the camera crew] Aw, shit.
- Amber Atkins: Oh, they're from Los Angeles. They wanted to see my room and film me for their movie.
- Annette Atkins: Yah, well, if they ask you to take your top off, get the money first.”

Ellen Barkin - Annette Atkins
Kirsten Dunst - Amber Atkins

There's this movie playing out at the drive in. I've seen it about five times. It's called "Saturday Night Girls".
John Philbin - Gideon

“They'll make a movie about anything nowadays.”
David Warner - Waxwork Man

- Andy: Hey Todd, are you gonna be ready in five?
- Toddster: I would be ready now if the fact that our fearless leader, our "brilliant" director, didn't blow out my sound system with his ultra-real 44 Magnum blast in that last scene.
- Tina - Script Girl: So, how long then?
- Toddster: Long enough for you to suck the Todd rod, and for you to be... (continue)(continue reading)
Mo Fischer - Andy
Gary Hrbek - Toddster
Reverend Jen Miller - Tina - Script Girl

“- Robert Shaye: How would you like to join us in the definitive Nightmare?
- Heather Langenkamp: I thought you killed Freddy off.
- Robert Shaye: Well, we did, but the fans, you know, the fans, God bless them, they're clamoring for more. I guess evil never dies, right?”
Robert Shaye - Robert Shaye
Heather Langenkamp - Heather Langenkamp

“- Narrator: Enjoy intense drama during the pre-battle briefing scene.
- Miscellaneous: Okay, so what you want to do is this: You want to attack at the most vulnerable spot. Come at it from this angle and locate the automatic flip-flop override device here, which in turn will defuse the antigyroscopic preinterface thruster chamber, and the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Paul Frees - Narrator
Ernie Fosselius - Miscellaneous

“I like working with directors. And I've saved a lot of their jobs. And they've saved a few of my performances...”
Whoopi Goldberg - Whoopi Goldberg

“- Killer: Do you like scary movies?
- Screw: What do you mean? Like Spike Lee movies?
- Killer: Look, lay off the Spikester! He's keeping it real!”
Chris Palermo - Killer
Aimee Graham - Screw

“- Heather Langenkamp: I'm hardly a star.
- Limo Driver: What, are you kidding? I love your stuff. The first was the best. Where the girlfriend's cut open and dragged across the ceiling. It was awesome. And when all that blood comes ouf your boyfriend's bed? I thought I'd shit. But they never should've killed off Freddy.”

Heather Langenkamp - Heather Langenkamp
Cully Fredricksen - Limo Driver

“I was thinking about going home and putting a Spielberg movie in - 'Always' or '1941', something really great like that.”
Will Keenan - Casey Kaufman