Movie quotes

“- Chief of Police: This videotape will show what he did after he left the game.
- Nicky: [on the news videotape which is actually 'Scarface'] Say hello to my little friend! My name is Nicky, and I'm gonna kill all you fuckers for no reason!
- Nicky: That's not me; that's the cock-a-roach Tony Montana!
- Chief of Police: It's difficult to watch,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael McKean - Chief of Police
Adam Sandler - Nicky

"Silence of the lambs"!
[imitates Hannibal Lecter]
Hello, Clarice. It's good to see you again.

Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“I'm Cecil B. Demented, and you're in my movie. Do not look into the lens and ruin the shot or you will be shot.”

Stephen Dorff - Cecil

“There's so much rage going around we're damn lucky we have the movies to help us vent it.”
Steve Martin - Davis

“- William Thacker: Any horses in that one? Or hounds for that matter; our readers are intrigued by both species.
- Anna Scott: It takes place on a submarine.”

Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

- Paula: I'll probably re-watch "Gandhi".
- Cal: "Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

Jane Lynch - Paula
Seth Rogen - Cal

“That is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in 'The Matrix'?”
Allen Covert - Alex

“- Doris Mann: How was work today, dear?
- Suzanne Vale: They made me do a drug test.
- Doris Mann: I knew it. I knew you shouldn't do this film.
- Suzanne Vale: You knew I shouldn't do it because it's a bad film, not because they were going to make me do a drug test.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“There's camp right outside Bacon, where I'm from and that's where the army sends the German POW's, picking cotton, what's strange every once and a while, we'd see them around town going to the movies, eating at diners, but if I wanted to go see the same movie I'd half to sit way up in the balcony, those diners were closed to me, even in uniform...” (continue)(continue reading)
Terrence Howard - Lt. Lincoln A. Scott

“Don't worry, I saw Lord of the Rings. I'm not going to end this 17 times.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Harry Lockhart

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I'm a movie director.
- Tor Johnson: Movies? You mean like the Mickey Mouse?”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
George 'The Animal' Steele - Tor Johnson

“My eyes still hurt from reading that movie.”

Eddie Murphy - Insp. Scott Roper

I was driving to work today. Some bozo in a Cadillac cuts me off. So I followed him. When he got out of his car, I run up behind this guy and I start bashing his brains in with this bat. Did you ever see "The Untouchables"? I was De Niro!
Regis Philbin - Regis Philbin

“- Floyd Gondolli: This here's the future. Videotape tells the truth.
- Jack Horner: Wait a minute. You come into my house, my party, to tell me about the future? That the future is tape, videotape, and not film? That it's amateurs and not professionals? I'm a filmmaker, which is why I will never make a movie on tape.”
Philip Baker Hall - Floyd Gondolli
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner

“- Casey: The perversions must end!... Family values must be saved!
- Christine: No! This is a Troma movie!”

Will Keenan - Casey Kaufman
Debbie Rochon - Christine

“Let's push his son off the building. Gives you nightmares for the rest of your life. But you're fictional, so who cares? I'm sorry. But I don't find this new and exciting to discover that my whole life has been a damn movie.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

"Dumbo". Sure be good to get my mind off things for a while.

Robert Stack - Maj. Gen. Joseph W. Stilwell

“- Stuart Stratland Jr.: Does he have to kill himself? Couldn't he just leave town at the end?
- Marvin Landisman: The whole point of the film is that he's destroyed by society. No, he can't just leave town.”

Jace Alexander - Stuart Stratland Jr.
Robert Wuhl - Marvin Landisman

“Jesus, what'd they do to Elvis? Cut his balls off, or something?”

Kevin Dillon - Rooney

“- Stokely: They've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.
- Casey: I think so.”
Clea DuVall - Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell
Elijah Wood - Casey Connor

“- Daniel: I just noted there aren't any subtitles.
- Lauren: You sorta get the gist of it, anyway.”

Thelonious Bernard - Daniel
Diane Lane - Lauren

“Dad was a card. I never met him. He died before the movie began.”
Jeff Daniels - Tom Baxter

“- Sam Baldwin: Didn't you see 'Fatal Attraction'?
- Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me!
- Sam Baldwin: Well I saw it and it scared the shit out of me! It scared the shit out of every man in America!”
Tom Hanks - Sam Baldwin
Ross Malinger - Jonah Baldwin

“- Angry Villager: There must be another way of doing the credits.
- Fire Marshall: That's right. Every time they make a Robin Hood movie, they burn our village down!”
Joe Baker - Angry Villager
Clive Revill - Fire Marshall

“Bring me my stunt cock.”
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison