Movie quotes

“Harry's dreaming of a forty million dollar production he'll never get off the ground, with a star he'll never sign with or without my help.”
Rene Russo - Karen Flores

“- Film Class Mopey Girl: It's not hypothetical, it's not about art. I had biology with that girl. This is reality.
- Randy Meeks: Thank you. I agree with you. Let me tell you about reality, Mickey. I lived through this, okay? Life is life. It doesn't imitate anything.
- Mickey: Oh come on Randy, with all due respect, the killer obviously...” (continue)(continue reading)

Nina Petronzio - Film Class Mopey Girl
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks
Timothy Olyphant - Mickey

“- Danny Madigan: Where are the ordinary, everyday women? They don't exist because this is a movie!
- Jack Slater: No, this is California.”
Austin O'Brien - Danny Madigan
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“[Gary sees the limo] Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. And if I go down on you, I get a movie part.”
Trey Parker - Gary Johnston

“- Steven Spielberg: So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?
- Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema, is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic, baby, yeah.
[laughs]
- Austin Powers: Having said that, I do have some thoughts.
- Steven Spielberg: [holding...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Spielberg - Steven Spielberg
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3".
Bam Margera - himself

“- Michael: This doesn't make any sense!
- The Trickster: It doesn't have to make sense. All these horror movies you watch... does 'Death, Death, Death' make sense? No. It's not about sense. It's about death, death, death.”

Edward Furlong - Michael
T. Ryder Smith - The Trickster

“The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“- Lem: If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met.
- Eckle: Did you just say what I think you just said?
- Lem: I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids' movies anymore.
- Skiff: Kids' movies? I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist!”

Justin Long - Lem
Freddie Benedict - Eckle

“Bond. Jane Bond.”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“- Alpa Chino - Hot LZ: And why am I in this movie? Maybe it's because I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in here for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee!
- Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man's a national treasure.”
Brandon T. Jackson - Alpa Chino - Hot LZ
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus

“- Vivian Ward: Let's watch old movies all night... we'll just veg out in front of the TV.
- Edward Lewis: Veg out?
- Vivian Ward: Yeah. Be still like vegetables. Lay like broccoli.”
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“- Ricky Bobby: Wow I feel like I'm in the Highlander.
- Jean Girard: What's the Highlander?
- Ricky Bobby: It's a movie.
- Jean Girard: Oh any good?
- Ricky Bobby: Very good. It won the academy award.
- Jean Girard: Oh for what?
- Ricky Bobby: Best movie ever made.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard

“- Carl Denham: Ann, I'm not that kind of person.
- Ann Darrow: Oh really, then what kind of person are you Mr. Denham?
- Carl Denham: I'm someone you can trust, I'm a movie producer.”
Naomi Watts - Ann Darrow
Jack Black - Carl Denham

“- A.J. Frost: Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
- Lev Andropov: No, I never saw Star Wars.”
Ben Affleck - A.J. Frost
Peter Stormare - Lev Andropov

“- Filmmaker: So, Cody, when you take your first wave, and the whole island's there to watch, what's it gonna be like?
- Cody Maverick: It's gonna be amazing. Honestly, it'll be the best wave of my life, and I hope the cameras are rolling because you're gonna want to watch it over and over and over and over again. It's gonna be awesome.”
Ash Brannon - Filmmaker
Shia LaBeouf - Cody Maverick

“For some reason, the bad guy was always a Colonel who had a beautiful daughter and about a thousand head of cattle which you would hear but never see.”

G.W. Bailey - Peter

“- Jack: When I was about thirteen, I had this sort of identity crisis. I used to think I was one of the characters.
- Angela: You thought you were Audrey Hepburn?
- Jack: No. I used to think I was the cat.”

Jeremy Northam - Jack
Sandra Bullock - Angela

- Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli: Movie officer, what's the film tonight?
- Pilot: "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?”, Sir!
- Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli: Any skin?
- Pilot: No Sir.
- Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli: Cancel it!
Danny Glover - Cmdr. Frank 'Dooke' Camparelli

“- Robert Englund: I think they'd like to see us together again.
- Heather Langenkamp: In what, a romantic comedy?
- Robert Englund: Just because it's a love story doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two.”

Robert Englund - Robert Englund
Heather Langenkamp - Heather Langenkamp

- Danny Butterman: "Point Break" or "Bad Boys II"?
- Nicholas Angel: Which one do you think I'll prefer?
- Danny Butterman: No, I mean which one do you wanna watch first?
Nick Frost - PC Danny Butterman
Simon Pegg - Nicholas Angel

You know that one scene in "The Wizard Of Oz"... when the flying monkeys pull apart the scarecrow? That's what it was like.

John C. Reilly - Dale Doback

Okay, how ya doing? I'm Lloyd, and we're gonna watch the movie "Cocoon". I've never actually seen it, but I heard it's very good, it makes you happy, thats a good thing. It's about a group of older people who go to outer space... hope I didn't give anything away there.
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler

“Life's like a movie, write your own ending...”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“Here's another explosion for your movie, kid.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater