Movie quotes

“- Randal: I know that you're a huge fucking nerd of Potsie-like proportions, and no chicks dig nerds. Especially nerds that are into Lord of the Rings.
- Elias: Chicks dig Lord of the Rings, Randal.
- Randal: Yeah. The kind of chicks that are into swords and elves and shit, and I wouldn't fuck them with the torch of Gondor.
- Elias: Oh, you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeff Anderson - Randal
Trevor Fehrman - Elias

“Great pictures are not made... they are remade!”
Alan Mowbray - Koslofski

You know, even though we've watched "Pretty Woman" like thirty-six times, I never get tired of making fun of it.
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“If you want a happy ending, you should go see a Hollywood movie.”
Martin Landau - Judah Rosenthal

I'm really glad you rejected me ten years ago when I auditioned for the part of Eddie Solomon, the pedophile clown in "Birthday Boy". If I'd have gotten that part, I might have been typecast.

Danny DeVito - Martin Weir

- Ernie: Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sad ending?
- Bert: "Titanic". "Titanic" had a sad ending.
Steve Whitmire - Ernie
Frank Oz - Bert

“- Director: Has it occurred to you that the period of our picture is 1878?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, yes indeed sir. I am well aware that that is the period of the film. 1878.
- Director: Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?”
Herbert Ellis - Director
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“In the movies, I always played the heroic types. But when the stage lights went out, it was time for drugs, and stupidity, and the coveting of women. Now it's time. Time to be a little of what I had always fantasized of bein' - a hero.”
Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Claire: Where are you going?
- Robert: Looks like I'm going nowhere.
- Claire: Don't you fucking quote 'Star Wars' at me!”
Audie England - Claire
Rafer Weigel - Robert

- Berdine: No one understands Bettina. Her screen persona is a brilliant comment on the socio-political structure of stardom.
- Florence "Chicklet" Forrest: You get all that from "The Pizza Waitress with Three Heads"? I guess we are the only ones watching the movie.
Danni Wheeler - Berdine
Lauren Ambrose - Florence 'Chicklet' Forrest

“I do not see plays, because I can nap at home for free. And I don't see movies 'cause they're trash, and they got nothin' but naked people in 'em! And I don't read books, 'cause if they're any good, they're gonna make 'em into a miniseries.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“They don't want the classic horror films anymore. Today it's all giant bugs. Giant spiders, giant grasshoppers... Who would believe such nonsense?”
Martin Landau - Bela Lugosi

“You know what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? Twister!
[twists opponent's crotch]”

Mike Myers - Fat Bastard

“- Carl Denham: I keep telling you, Jack, there's no money in theater. That's why you should stick with film.
- Jack Driscoll: No Carl, it's not about the money. I love theater.
- Carl Denham: No you don't. If you really loved it, you would've jumped.”

Jack Black - Carl Denham
Adrien Brody - Jack Driscoll

“- Connor: Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
- Murphy: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
- Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
- Murphy: What?
- Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.”

Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“I don't follow other people's films.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Cochran

“It was good, but I think I liked it better the first time I saw it... in 1942, you dinosaur!”

Paul Giamatti - Marty Wolf

“- Daffy Duck: I'm no rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?
- Daffy Duck: Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my - oh no, nuh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now.
- Bugs Bunny: But not above sneaking into movie theaters.”
Jeff Bergman - Daffy Duck
Jeff Bergman - Bugs Bunny

“I tell you, nothing makes a woman hotter than to be with an award-winning filmmaker.”

Howard Stern - Himself

“Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later?”

Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.”
Mel Brooks - Yogurt

“Nothing quite like it. The feeling of film.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin

“Okay you guys, listen up! People pay good money to see this movie! When they go out to a theater they want cold sodas, hot popcorn, and no monsters in the projection booth! Do I have to come up there myself? Do you think the Gremsters can stand up to the Hulkster? Well, if I were you, I'd run the rest of Gremlins 2! Right now!”
Hulk Hogan - Himself

“In the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady, but for some reason you are behaving like the best friend.”
Eli Wallach - Arthur Abbott

“- Curly: How are we gonna get in pictures? We don't know nothing about making movies!
- Moe: There's a couple of thousand people in pictures now who know nothing about it. Three more won't make any difference.”
Curly Howard - Curly
Moe Howard - Moe