Movie quotes

Dryland is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. "Waterworld". I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that movie nine times. It rules!
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“- Don Vito Corleone: You look terrible. I want you to eat, I want you to rest well. And a month from now this Hollywood big shot's gonna give you what you want.
- Johnny Fontane: Too late. They start shooting in a week.
- Don Vito Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Okay? I want you to leave it all to me. Go on, go back to the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Marlon Brando - Don Vito Corleone
Al Martino - Johnny Fontane

“- Max Bialystock: The two cardinal rules of producing. One: Never put your own money in the show.
- Leo Bloom: And two?
- Max Bialystock: Never put your own money in the show!”
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock
Matthew Broderick - Leo Bloom

“- Statler: How do you like the film?
- Waldorf: I've seen detergents leave a better film than this.”
Richard Hunt - Statler
Jim Henson - Waldorf

“You've managed to Forrest Gump your way through this.”
Julia Roberts - Samantha Barzel

“That script of yours has all the right elements. I mean it's got good characters and a terrific story. I don't know if you agree with me but I think story is the most important element of a script.”
Martin Landau - Jack Roth

“- Tyler Durden: Why would anyone want this shit job?
- The Narrator: Because it affords him other interesting opportunities.
- Tyler Durden: Like splicing single frames of pornography into family films.”

Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden
Edward Norton - The Narrator

“- Roy O'Bannon: There's this new thing they're starting out in California: moving pictures. There's no sound, so we won't have to worry about the language problem, and I think the kung fu stuff could be huge! People are dying for a good action flick.
- Chon Wang: Chon Wang, movie star? It could work.”
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang

“Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be our film. And with good shooting to come, this film will be done, for earth, and for you in heaven. Give to us daily your weather clear, and deliver us from downpours. Except of course days on which we shoot Noah. Lead us not into bankruptcy, and deliver us on time. For film is our kingdom, our power,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Stephen Rappaport - Marvin Handleman

“John Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies.”
John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“- Geoffrey Shurlock: Is there any improper suggestion of nudity in this, uh, murder in the shower scene?
- Alfred Hitchcock: She won't be nude, she'll be wearing a shower cap.”
Kurtwood Smith - Geoffrey Shurlock
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock

“We're doing a picture in London right now and everyone is just freaking out.”
J. T. Walsh - Allen Habel

“- Eric: Hey guys.
- Windows: What?
- Eric: What if the movie sucks?”

Sam Huntington - Eric
Jay Baruchel - Windows

“- Selma: Isn't it annoying when they do the last song in the films?
- Bill Houston: Why?
- Selma: Because you just know when it goes really big... and the camera goes like out of the roof... and you just know it's going to end. I hate that. I would leave just after the next to last song... and the film would just go on forever.”
Björk - Selma Jezkova
David Morse - Bill Houston

“- Sean: Oh good idea! We're not at war with Germany.
- Phoebe: We were at war with Vietnam.
- Sean: What?
- Phoebe: It's in Rambo!”

Andre Gower - Sean
Ashley Bank - Phoebe

“- Jesse: How did you end up like this?
- Chucky: Well, it's a long story.
- Tiffany: It sure is.
- Chucky: In fact, if it were a movie, it would take three or four sequels just to do it justice!”

Nick Stabile - Jesse
Brad Dourif - Chucky
Jennifer Tilly - Tiffany

- Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?
- Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is "Grey's Anatomy", but any other night would be great.
Maya Rudolph - Deanne McKenzie
Chris Rock - Kurt McKenzie

“Garlic is for vampires! Just ask Buffy! Doesn't anyone in this school watch television?”
Sarah Chalke - Sarah Zoltanne

“- Randy: Careful. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare.
[Billy starts to rise]
- Sidney Prescott: [shoots Billy] Not in my movie.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott

“I wanted to see his movie, but it was only out for two and a half hours. I did hear however that it was in focus.”

Bob Uecker - Harry Doyle

- Esteva: Do you know who I am?
- Spenser: Ricardo Montalban? I loved you in "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan".
Maurice Dean Wint - Esteva
Robert Urich - Spenser

“You would be surprised how well our films do in third-world countries.”
Michael Riley - Clive Walton

“I'm a filmmaker. That's all I am, I don't know what else to do. What the hell do they think I'm gonna do? Blow all the bridges if the Red Army comes invading Manhattan?”
Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“Pete, it's good to see you, buddy. I'm dying to read your book, man. When's it coming out on tape?”
Julia Roberts - Sabrina Peterson

This place is fantastic. It's like “Gone With the Wind” on mescaline.

John Cusack - John Kelso