Movie quotes

“- Walt Price: How are we coming with the dead horse scene?
- Marty Rossen: You can't actually kill the horse.
- Walt Price: Aw, fuck me!”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre.”
Steve Buscemi - Norther Winslow

“In order to make movies you have to think about the audience. You have to - otherwise you're just making movies for yourself. It's like, eh, like artistic masturbation.”

“In Jailhouse Rock he was everything rockabilly's about. I mean, he is rockabilly. Mean, surly, nasty, rude. In that movie he couldn't give a fuck about nothing except rockin' and rollin', living fast, dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse.”

Christian Slater - Clarence Worley

“- William Thacker: I enjoyed the movie very much. I was just wondering, did you ever consider having more horses in it?
- Anna Scott: Well, we would have liked to. But it was difficult, obviously, being set in space.”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

- Freddy Shoop: Francis Gremp?
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: Don't ever call me that, the name's "Chainsaw".
- Freddy Shoop: As in "Black and Decker"?
- Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp: As in "Texas Massacre".

Mark Harmon - Freddy Shoop
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp

“- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
- Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Marvin Landisman: I knew this was gonna happen. I'm not changing one word! I don't need to make this film and I don't need your damn turkey sandwich okay? Just... let's just forget it okay?
- Jack Roth: Jesus I love your passion. It's so refreshing.”
Robert Wuhl - Marvin Landisman
Martin Landau - Jack Roth

- Eli Cross: The scene's wrong. That's what's wrong.
- Sam: The scene plays like a dream. Plays like "Marat/Sade".
- Eli Cross: It was shit.
- Sam: Shit? Shit, huh? Who was that that called me on the phone when he first read it, woke me up in the middle of the goddamn night, raving about the magical madhouse scene? Who was that? My upstairs maid... (continue)(continue reading)
Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross
Allen Garfield - Sam

“You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, unremarkable shit.”
John Travolta - Gabriel

“If you find yourself dealing with an unexpected back story and a preponderance of exposition, then the sequel rules do not apply. Because you are not dealing with a sequel, you are dealing with the concluding chapter of a trilogy.”
Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“Hardware Wars! A thrilling space saga of romance, rebellion, and household appliances!”
Paul Frees - Narrator

“- Counterman: Who needs the goddamn movies anyway? I got a show in here every single night.
- Mason Storm: Yeah?
- Counterman: You've got horror, sex, freaks, violence. I don't got to pay no four bucks either.”
Stanley Brock - Counterman
Steven Seagal - Mason Storm

“Nobody cares about making movies about people any more. All they care about is special effects.”
Diane Venora - Ellen Keith

- Picket Reporter: Mr. Fishpaw, I'm Jerry Haller from Channel 12 News. Um, I was wondering, could you make a comment on this demonstration against your X-rated movie theater?
- Elmer Fishpaw: I'll show any movie I wanna show! This is a free country, isn't it? Our current attraction is "My Burning Bush". We have shows daily at 2, 4, 6, 8 and 10... (continue)(continue reading)
Jim Hill - Picket Reporter
David Samson - Elmer Fishpaw

“- Reed Rothchild: Have you seen that Star Wars movie?
- Eddie Adams: Yeah, I've seen it four times.
- Reed Rothchild: You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo.”
John C. Reilly - Reed Rothchild
Mark Wahlberg - Eddie Adams

- David: Hey, did you ever see "School of Rock"?
- Andy: Yeah.
- David: Well, this is... it's called "School of…" you know...
- Andy: That's nice.
- David: But it stars Jack Black Cock.
- Andy: That makes sense.

Paul Rudd - David
Steve Carrell - Andy

Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf... (continue)(continue reading)

Peter Dinklage - Tito

“- Walt Price: What's in the bag?
- Marty Rossen: My undies, cause, you can't get this film off on time I'm gonna wet myself.”
William H. Macy - Walt Price
David Paymer - Marty Rossen

“- Isaac: It's an interesting group of people, your friends are.
- Mary: I know.
- Isaac: Like the cast of a Fellini movie.”
Woody Allen - Isaac
Diane Keaton - Mary

“I hate the way drivers never look at the road in old American movies.”
Audrey Tautou - Amélie Poulain

“- Evan M. Wright: There's no sex in your movie, there has to be more sex.
- Marvin: No there is some, it's just not obvious.”
Robert De Niro - Evan M. Wright
Robert Wuhl - Marvin Landisman

“- François Lafete: So, you like art movies, huh, Coco?
- Coco: Oh, Antonioni and those people? Sure.”
Steve Inwood - François Lafete
Irene Cara - Coco

“- Milton: Did Cotton's death have anything to do with this movie?
- Detective Wallace: He was making a movie called Stab... he was stabbed.”
Lance Henriksen - John Milton
Josh Pais - Wallace

“The white man gets all the best catchphrases!”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey