Movie quotes

“- David Herdeg: Hey, I know this guy. Is this another movie?
- Allison Hayes: No, David, it's not another movie.”

Michael Paré - David Herdeg
Nancy Allen - Allison Hayes

“- Dante Hicks: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
- Randal Graves: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed - casualties of a war they had nothing to do with.”
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“- June Gudmundsdottir: I don't go to movies.
- Griffin Mill: Why not?
- June Gudmundsdottir: Life is too short.”
Greta Scacchi - June Gudmundsdottir
Tim Robbins - Griffin Mill

“- Burt: I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die!
- Frank: It worked in the movie!
- Burt: Well, it ain't working now, Frank!
- Freddy: You mean the movie lied?”

Clu Gulager - Burt
James Karen - Frank

“- Casey Becker: Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!
- Phone Voice: Then you should know that Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer.”

Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

“If people think that Eddie and Gwen are going to get back together again, they will go see this movie. I need you to make that happen.”
Stanley Tucci - Dave Kingman

“- Statler: Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! We saved the pig and the frog.
- Waldorf: Well, it was too late to save the movie.”
Jerry Nelson - Statler
Dave Goelz - Waldorf

“- Maureen: Why is she naked? What has that got to do with the plot; her being butt ass naked?
- Phil: I don't know about the plot but I'm gettin a stiffy.”
Jada Pinkett Smith - Maureen
Omar Epps - Phil

- Joseph Turner White: How do I do a film called "The Old Mill" when I don't have an old mill?
- Ann Black: Well, first you've got to change the title.
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White
Rebecca Pidgeon - Ann

“- Garth Algar: What are you gonna do with these guys?
- Wayne Campbell: Oh, nothing really. I just always wanted to open a door to room where people are being trained like in James Bond movies.”

Dana Carvey - Garth Algar
Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell

“- Moe: This picture business is tougher to get into to than I figured.
- Larry: Don't worry, a bad beginning is a good ending.”
Moe Howard - Moe
Larry Fine - Larry

Here they are, "The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse"! Did you happen to see that movie, Joe? It's a good movie.

Joe Pesci - Frankie

- Nick: Great movie!
- Edward "Eddie" Tor Swenson: "Great movie"? Ninety minutes of condensed sex and violence - do you call that a "great movie"? Do you have the slightest idea of what the moral and ethical principle is?
- Nick: Hey man, relax! You shouldn't take things too seriously.
Per Löfberg - Nick
Johan Rudebeck - Edward "Eddie" Tor Swenson

- Noleta: We just finished watching "Thelma and Louise", and we're pissed!
- LaVonda: At men! Ain't that right, Louise?
- Noleta: No, I'm Thelma!
- LaVonda: I thought I was Thelma.
- Noleta: No, Thelma was the one with the shitty husband!
Delta Burke - Noleta Nethercott
Ann Walker - LaVonda DuPree

“It cost a man's life to get this out of Germany.”

Terry O'Quinn - Howard Hughes

- Casey Becker: Who's there?
- Phone Voice: Never say "who's there?". Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

“- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful?
- Georgie Weiss: Tits.”
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss

My dog barks, some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you might even picture Toto from "the wizard of Oz". But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. Afr!
Jack Nance - OO Spool

“You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore!”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Officer Richard Lymangood: All those people. What do you suppose they're all doing down there?
- Officer Frank Murphy: Well, according to the latest statistics, about 1 million, 775 thousand of them are... getting it on!
- Officer Richard Lymangood: That many, eh!
- Officer Frank Murphy: The rest are waiting for 'Laverne and Shirley'!”

Daniel Stern - Officer Richard Lymangood
Roy Scheider - Officer Frank Murphy

“- Cameron: This is just like in the movies!
- Nina: I am the movies.”

Steve Railsback - Cameron
Barbara Hershey - Nina Franklin

"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“- Nick Schaffer: What's this $110?
- Hotel Clerk: Those are your in-room movies.
- Nick Schaffer: No, I didn't watch any movies.
- Hotel Clerk: Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.
- Nick Schaffer: Afro Whores?
- Hotel Clerk: You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.”

Breckin Meyer - Nick Schaffer
Jenica Bergere - Hotel Clerk

“Hey, I brought you some more videos. You've got your choice: pornos or monster trucks. Oh, and I got one that's both.”
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Sidney: Hey Detective, what's your favorite scary movie?
- Mark: My life.
- Sidney: Mine too.”
Neve Campbell - Sidney Prescott
Patrick Dempsey - Detective Mark Kincaid