Murder quotes

“- Lt. Santino: Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme.
- Eddie Valiant: And R.K. Maroon. And my brother.
- Lt. Santino: Now that's what I call one seriously disturbed toon.”
Richard LeParmentier - Lt. Santino
Bob Hoskins - Eddie Valiant

“- Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Has your father ever killed anyone?
- Rusty Griswold: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
- Clark Griswold: Hey you can't prove that Russ.”
John Candy - Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- John Smith: How many? Ok... I'll go first, then. I don't keep exact count, but I'd say, high 50s, low 60s. I mean, I know I've been around the block an all, but...
- Jane Smith: 312.
- John Smith: What? How?
- Jane Smith: Some were two at a time.”

Brad Pitt - John Smith
Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith

“- Professor Jordan: What about our mutual friend, Annabella?
- Hannay: She's been murdered.”

Godfrey Tearle - Professor Jordan
Robert Donat - Hannay

“- Wes Luger: York was a friend of mine. She was onto something. I think that's what got her killed.
- Capt. Doyle: You don't think it was the bullets?”

Samuel L. Jackson - Wes Luger
Frank McRae - Capt. Doyle

“I realize that homicides and splashy robberies get most of the headlines, but it's about time this crime gets the attention it deserves.”
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“- Andy Dufresne: What about you? What are you in here for?
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: Murder, same as you.
- Andy Dufresne: Innocent?
- Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding: [shakes his head] Only guilty man in Shawshank.”
Tim Robbins - Andy Dufresne
Morgan Freeman - Ellis Boyd 'Red' Redding

“- Michael: Grandpa, is it true that Santa Carla's the murder capital of the world?
- Grandpa: There are some bad elements around here.
- Sam: Wait a second, let me get this straight. You're telling me we've moved to the murder capital of the world? Are you serious, Grandpa?
- Grandpa: Well, let me put it this way. If all the corpses buried...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jason Patric - Michael
Barnard Hughes - Grandpa
Corey Haim - Sam

“It is sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. I can't allow them to think I would commit murder. They'll put him away now as I should have years ago. He was always bad and in the end he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man, as if I could do anything but just sit and stare like one of his stuffed birds.”
Vince Vaughn - Norma Bates

“I'm pursued by ghosts. Ghosts of mothers and of those children... they never leave me. They are always there. Always, always, always! Except when I do it, when I... then I can't remember anything.”
Peter Lorre - Hans Beckert

“- Mary Maceachran: Nobody can stab a corpse and not know it.
- Robert Parks: Really? When was the last time you stabbed a corpse?”
Kelly Macdonald - Mary Maceachran
Clive Owen - Robert Parks

“Hasn't there been enough senseless killing? Let's have a murder that makes sense!”
Joe Talarowski - Principal Peters

“- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: William Devereaux, you are under arrest for the torture and murder of Tariq Husseini, an American citizen.
- General William Devereaux: Is this some kind of a joke?
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: You see me laughing, general?”
Denzel Washington - Anthony Hubbard
Bruce Willis - General William Devereaux

“- Bobby Prinze: You hear? Drew got killed last night.
- Ray Wilkins: Wait, she had a brother right, Steve?
- Bobby Prinze: Yeah.
- Ray Wilkins: Yeah? Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?
- Bobby Prinze: Yep, that was her.
- Ray Wilkins: Nah, I'm talking about Steve. Whatever happened to him?”
Jon Abrahams - Bobby Prinze
Shawn Wayans - Ray Wilkins

“- Edgar McGraw: Nine dead bodies. And we're talking the whole she-bang: bride, groom, reverend, reverend's wife... hell, they even shot that old colored fella that plays the organ.
- Earl McGraw: It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.”

James Parks - Edgar McGraw
Michael Parks - Earl McGraw

“- Sunhill: Why was she murdered?
- Brenner: Well, possible motives for murder are profit, revenge, jealousy, to conceal a crime, to avoid humiliation & disgrace or plain, old homicidal mania. Right there in the manual.”

Madeleine Stowe - Sara Sunhill
John Travolta - Paul Brenner

“I did not come to medical school to murder my classmates, no matter how deranged they might be.”

Oliver Platt - Randy Steckle

“- Justin: I am Justin, the butler. I was accused of killing my wife and her lovers. But Lord Morley, bless him, convinced the authorities it was a case of justifiable insanity... and I've served him happily... ever since...
- Dr. Tart: How many lovers did your wife have?
- Justin: Thirteen.”

Bernard Fox - Justin
Tim Conway - Dr. Tart

“Him, Peter, is the top boy - he runs the show. And him, Wayne, does whatever Peter tells him. And Jason, well... every firm needs a mad acid-bath murderer, don't they?”
Charlie Creed-Miles - Billy Reynolds

“- Dudley Horn: MacFay's been murdered.
- Mrs. Bellam: Well, we all have to go some day.”
Patric Knowles - Dudley Horn
Phyllis Gordon - Mrs Bellam

“- Lisa: Not all white people are racist.
- Lesra: Not all black people are murderers.”
Deborah Kara Unger - Lisa
Vicellous Shannon - Lesra

“One time or other, every man is driven crazy by his wife, and in his secret heart, he wants to do exactly what Claus is accused of: kill her in some sly, silent way that can't be detected.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz

“- Tony's Boss: Well, here's the news! It seems that the old lady that confessed to the murder of Ralph Elliot has also confessed to a couple of other murders.
- Tony Giardino: I knew she would! I knew it!
- Tony's Boss: Yeah! Right! Well, she's confessed to the murders of Abraham Lincoln, Warren G. Harding and Julius Caesar. She's a nutcase! A...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Arkin - Tony's Boss
Anthony LaPaglia - Tony Giardino

“You can scare a person to death, but if you do it deliberately, that's murder.”
Victor Sen Yung - Jimmy Chan

“Most murders are crimes of necessity rather than desire.”
Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene