Murder quotes

“- Mrs. Jarvis: Someone left the front door open again.
- Tommy: We're in the country.
- Mrs. Jarvis: Well, what happens if a psycho wanders in?
- Trish: He'd probably challenge him to a game of Zaxxon.”
Joan Freeman - Mrs. Jarvis
Corey Feldman - Tommy
Kimberly Beck - Trish

“- Charlie: So, Whitey, what happened to your family?
- Whitey: I killed them. I hacked them up with a hammer while they were asleep. Ma, Pa, Bro, Sis. She was awake, my sis. I was just released from prison on my 21st birthday. I wasn't ready to leave but they said I had to. Fucked up law, huh?”

Jim Carrey - Charlie
Michael Bowman - Whitey

“- Benjamin Willis: You in some kind of trouble, child?
- Julie James: Yes, I'm in a lot of trouble.
- Benjamin Willis: That's a shame, being that it's the 4th of July and all. Kids like you should be out having fun. Drinking, partying, running people over, getting away with murder... things like that.”
Muse Watson - Benjamin Willis
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Julie James

“- Professor Plum: Is there gonna be a cover up?
- Wadsworth: Isn't that in the public interest? What could be gained by exposure?
- Professor Plum: But is the FBI in the habit of cleaning up after a multiple murder?
- Wadsworth: Yes. Why do you think it's run by a man called Hoover?”
Chris Lloyd - Professor Plum
Tim Curry - Wadsworth

“I did it. Tell them they can fry me. I did it! It was premeditated! I strangled her... I bludgeoned her... I set her on fire, and then I killed her! I did it!”

Al Pacino - Viktor Taransky

“After the coroner's investigation the bodies were taken to the mortuary where the undertaker took one look at them and said their bodies couldn't be reconstructed for the burial without six days of steady work.”

Charles Durning - John Clifford

“To me the most important thing to know about an assassination is not who fired a shot - but who paid for the bullet!”
Kurt Katch - Colonel Haki

“You're wrong. I was like you! I almost killed him myself. But it would've been murder. He's not an animal!”

John Lithgow - George Henderson

“- Dan Weston, Time Magazine Reporter: Jesus, what a story!
- Paul Marish, Photographer: Murder and suicide. Justice and betrayal. Smalltown shattered by a secret it won't go away. Everything you wanted, kid.”
Andre Braugher - Dan Weston, Time Magazine Reporter
Roy Scheider - Paul Marish, Photographer

"I don't want to try to be loved anymore. I don't want to be scared anymore. Or to kill anymore. I don't want to kill anymore. I... don't want to be alone anymore. I don't want to be anything anymore. I don't need a reason to kill myself. I need a reason not to. There isn't one". You don't want to say anything special to anyone? Okay, "Allison... (continue)(continue reading)

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Hedra Carlson

“- Sheriff Hunt: I was for you then. Believed in you. You made a fool of me. Look, what you did to yourself. Why, Norman, why? Good God son. You'll never get out again. We're gonna have you locked up forever.
- Norman Bates: But I'll be free. I'll finally be free.”

Hugh Gillin - Sheriff John Hunt
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates

“- M.J. Monahan: Oh great, the mouth is here.
- Reuben Goetz: Well, you can end her career, just pop her in the brachial nerve and she's gotta drop the microphone.
- M.J. Monahan: That's a thought.”

Holly Hunter - M.J. Monahan
Dermot Mulroney - Reuben Goetz

“- Col. Tom Carlsen: It was the hardest thing I ever did.
- Dr. Bukovsky: We understand. It must have taken great courage to try and...
- Col. Tom Carlsen: No, you don't understand. Part of me didn't want to leave. She killed all my friends and I still didn't want to leave. Leaving her was the hardest thing I ever did.”
Steve Railsback - Col. Tom Carlsen
Michael Gothard - Dr. Bukovsky

“Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer.”

Howard Hesseman - McBride

“Like others with tiny bullets hidden in their skulls, Thomas Ince held on unconscious for 2 days before dying in his own bed. There was plenty of misinformation in the days following his death, much of it coming from the Hearst press machine. Which inexplicably reported that Ince was stricken unconscious while visiting Hearst at his upstate ranch.”
Joanna Lumley - Elinor Glyn

“- Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
- Mitch Kramer: Four.
- Slater: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rory Cochrane - Rory Cochrane
Wiley Wiggins - Mitch Kramer

It's always these questions with you. "Did the kid see it?". Who gives a fuck? He's dead, his wife killed him. Anything else has nothing to do with us.
Daniel Zacapa - Detective Taylor

“Well, there are too many people in the world anyway!”

Etienne Girardot - Dr. Doremus

“Self-defense is not murder.”
Jennifer Lopez - Slim Hiller

“Consider, Watson, the irony, the tragic irony, that we accepted the commission from the victim to find her murderer. For the first time... we've been retained by a corpse.”

Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- Dillon: You don't wanna know me, lady. I'm a murderer and rapist of women.
- Ripley: Really? Well, I guess I must make you nervous.”
Charles S. Dutton - Dillon
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley

“Now you can jump if you want to, but you'll be taking me with you and that makes you a muderer.”

Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“Lokar killed everyone. Children and women. Buried them up in the hills.”

Kamil Kollarik - Babic

“- Uncle Fester Addams: What are you saying?
- Debbie Jellinsky: I'm saying I want you dead and I want your money.
- Uncle Fester Addams: But... but... don't you love me?
- Debbie Jellinsky: Ah ha ha ha!
- Uncle Fester Addams: Is that a no?”
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky

“- Jasper Blubber: What is the charge, may I ask?
- Lt. DiMaggio: The murder of Floyd Merkle and five unimportant people.”
John Houseman - Jasper Blubber
Vic Tayback - Lt. DiMaggio