New york quotes

“My theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. You can trust me on that because I'm a New Yorker.”
Jesse Eisenberg - James Brennan

“That is your side of the island, and this is our side of the island. That is the bad side, where you can skip and prance around like a magical pixie horse, and do whatever the heck you wanna do all day long. This is the good side, for those who love New York and care about getting back.”

Ben Stiller - Alex

“- Tina Sabatini: My Dad tells me your from Nebraska.
- Clark Kellogg: Vermont.
- Tina Sabatini: So, what do you think of New York?
- Clark Kellogg: Oh, I stopped thinking. Twenty-four hours ago. I'm going on pure instinct.
- Tina Sabatini: Well, that's what your supposed to do in New York.”
Penelope Ann Miller - Tina Sabatini
Matthew Broderick - Clark Kellogg

“- Joey Popchik: Can I walk you home?
- Betsy McGuire: New York's a free country.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik
Trish Van Devere - Betsy McGuire

“I live in London, a gorgeous, vibrant, historic city that I happen to love living in. You live in New York, which is highly overrated... but since the Atlantic Ocean is a bit wide to cross every day, swimming, boating or flying, I suggest we flip for it... and if those terms are unacceptable, leaving London will be a pleasure, as long as you're...” (continue)(continue reading)

Christopher Egan - Charlie

“- Jude: What are you going to do if you don't go back to college?
- Max Carrigan: What any irresponsible, unmotivated, drop-out would do. Go to New York, like tonight.”
Joe Anderson - Jude
Jim Sturgess - Max Carrigan

“And remember, this is all due to the g-g-g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!”

Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber

“I've seen the future! And it's a bald-headed man from New York!”
Albert Brooks - David Howard

“- Louis Booker: Charlie's stepfather is a mobster back in New York, and he had us sent out here to deliver a package.
- Jessie: Oh! And you got me in the middle of this?
- Charlie Carbone: I am so sorry, Jessie. I never thought this would happen.
- Jessie: And you lied to me.”
Anthony Anderson - Louis Booker
Estella Warren - Jessie
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“- Mary: Isn't it beautiful out?
- Isaac: Yeah, it's really so pretty when the light starts to come up.
- Mary: Yeah, I know. I love it.
- Isaac: Boy, this is really a great city, I don't care what anybody s-s - it's really a knock-out, you know?”

Diane Keaton - Mary
Woody Allen - Isaac

“I'm not running away. I'm just not the kind of person who gets a kick out of watching an automobile crash, particularly when it's my automobile! It's gonna be the worst catastrophe Broadway has ever seen. They're gonna forget their lines, the set will fall down. None of us will get out of New York alive; they've got big pictures of us in the...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sir Michael Caine - Lloyd Fellowes

“Manhattan is short on two things, parking and hippos.”
Jada Pinkett Smith - Gloria

“- Leopold: Good Lord, it still stands. The world has changed all around it, but Roebling's erection still stands! Ha, ha! [to nearest bystander] That, my friend, is a miracle!
- Sanitation Worker: What?
- Leopold: It's a miracle, man!
- Sanitation Worker: It's a bridge.”

Hugh Jackman - Leopold
Ray Seiden - Sanitation Worker

“It used to be a mark of insanity to see people talk to themselves now it's a mark of status, and speed dial is quickly replacing the drop of a coin. Despite an increase usage of cellular devices, an estimated four and a half million residents and two million visitors still utilize payphones on a regular basis.”

“I'm staying! You hear that, New York? The frog is staying!”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog

“- Sadie Ratliff: Isn't it exciting?
- Rose Ratliff: Oh yeah, the noise, the smog, the crowds, the muggers, sex fiends, white slavers, politicians, it's a pistol. I got about as much use for it as a toad has for spit curls!”

Bette Midler - Sadie Shelton
Lily Tomlin - Rose Shelton

“It was not the custom in New York drawing rooms for a lady to get up and walk away from one gentleman in order to seek the company of another. But, the Countess did not observe this rule.”
Joanne Woodward - The Narrator

“How do you live in New York and not have a single percocet?”
Jared Leto - Junior

“Don't anybody work up here? They're all out walking.”

George Burns - Joe

“- Nick: Jesus Christ, I thought you Kitchen guys were tough guys.
- Terry Noonan: We're not tough, Nick! We're just crazy.”
John Turturro - Nick
Sean Penn - Terry Noonan

“Christ Almighty, Daddy, how am I going to explain you're in New York?”

Reese Witherspoon - Melanie Smooter

“I'm a New York City girl. It's a little too quiet around here for me.”
Melody Anderson - Dale Arden

“I was in Boston, I just ended up there. Seemed far enough away. They came to me then, it just happened, you know how that is, things happen and other things happen and it's your life.”
Sean Penn - Terry Noonan

“- Giselle: Nobody has been very nice to me.
- Robert: Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
- Giselle: Thank you.”
Amy Adams - Giselle
Patrick Dempsey - Robert Philip

“Just in time for a new century. You'll soon find your bearings, young Masbeth. The Bronx is up, the Battery is down, and home is this way.”

Johnny Depp - Ichabod Crane