News quotes

“- Jo Ann: You're never going to believe what just happened.
- Arturo: If it's bad news, Joanna, I generally believe it.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Jo Ann
Daniel Zacapa - Arturo

“- The Great Gonzo: Stop the presses!
- Mike Tarkanian: Why? What happened?
- The Great Gonzo: I don't know. I just always wanted to say that.”
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Jack Warden - Mike Tarkanian

“Ironic. The news will tell them there will be no more secrets. But you and I, we both know that's not true. This world is run on secrets.”

James McAvoy - David Percival

“What is news? It's hard to quantify. Certainly news has changed completely, and the morning shows are not really designed to bring you the news, except to tell you what happened overnight, and the rest of it is a kind of magazine mentality - a little bit of this, a little bit of that. It's harder to be an educated and informed citizen.”
Harrison Ford

“I feel like I'm wasting time if I repeat myself.”
Heath Ledger

“There's no news, boys, so go out there and make some news. Rob a bank, mug an old lady, whatever.”
George Clooney - Fred Friendly

“When I was sixteen, I went to work for a newspaper in Hong Kong. It was a rag, but the editor taught me one important lesson. The key to a great story is not who, or what, or when, but why.”
Jonathan Pryce - Elliot Carver

“- News Reporter: Mr. Vanderhoff, would you care to comment on the rumor that President Roosevelt has been assassinated?
- Vincent Vanderhoff: Guys, how am I supposed to know that? I haven't been upstairs yet. Excuse me.”

Fred Willard - Vincent Vanderhoff

“- Brian Madison: Billy, could you step in here a moment? I have big news.
- Billy Madison: Eric is pregnant?”
Darren McGavin - Brian Madison
Adam Sandler - Billy Madison

“- Susan: What advice do you have for those trapped in the quarantine zone?
- West: You're basically fucked.”

Carrie Genzel - Susan
Rob Riggle - Frank West

“- Gail Hailstorm: Isn't Cindy Campbell's father a suspect?
- The Sheriff: That is classified information, where did you get this?
- Gail Hailstorm: Sorry, but my information is strictly confidential shit.
[Doofy steps out]
- Doofy: Hi Gail... Gail swallows.”
Cheri Oteri - Gail Hailstorm
Kurt Fuller - The Sheriff
Dave Sheridan - Doofy

“- Shifu: Master! I have... it's very bad news!
- Oogway: Ah, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad.
- Shifu: Master, your vision. Your vision was right! Tai-Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!
- Oogway: That is bad news.”
Dustin Hoffman - Shifu
Randall Duk Kim - Oogway

“Every time your friend runs for re-election or conducts a hearing, you drop his name to me until we give him some coverage... but he finally does something that actually might sell some newspapers, you render mute. It's, it's - incongruous!”

Helen Mirren - Cameron Lynne

“People looking at advertisements or reading their local newspapers would have had no idea that what they were reading was bought and paid for with their tax dollars.”
George Miliotis Miller

“- Marion Sandusky: You made my wife cry when she reads the paper.
- Michael McDougal: At least she bought it, didn't she?”
Jason Alexander - Marion Sandusky
Randy Quaid - Michael McDougal

“As long as the press sees sex and drugs behind the left hand, you can park a battle carrier behind the right hand and no one's gonna fucking notice.”
Philip Seymour Hoffman - Gust Avrakotos

“- Lou Bloom: Bloody?
- Nina Romina: The best and clearest way that I can phrase it for you, is think of our news cast as a screaming woman running down the street with her throat cut.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Lou Bloom
Rene Russo - Nina Romina

“- Helga: What about the good news?
- Herr Flick: The good news is there is no more bad news.”
Kim Hartman - Private Helga Geerhart
Richard Gibson - Herr Otto Flick

“- Joanna Reece: And that's where it all went wrong. That's why the secret is lethal.
- Martin Rose: Is that your headline?
- Joanna Reece: Huh, no headline without proof.
- Martin Rose: You've obviously never read a British newspaper.”
Julia Stiles - Joanna Reece
Eric Bana - Martin Rose

“- Richie: You guys use my name on this and I'll fucking find you. You understand?
- Henry Hackett: I got it. Police department source only. Promise, right?
- Richie: These kids? They didn't do it.”
Mike Sheehan - Richie
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett

“That is excellent news! Phillip, have the servants supply this messenger with much food and drink. And let him lay with any damsel that he desires, except my daugher, of course.”

Kevin Conway - King Leo

“News is what happens. Time is only an illusion!”
John Philliber - Pop Benson

“- Pnub: Don't you watch the news?
- Anton: I hate that fucking show.”
Elden Henson - Pnub
Devon Sawa - Anton Tobias

“Only cops and bad news don't knock.”

Mickey Rourke - Harry Angel

“- Economics Teacher: [takes attendance] Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
- Simone Adamley: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.”
Ben Stein - Economics Teacher
Kristy Swanson - Simone Adamley