Noise quotes

“Disturbing the peace? I got thrown out of a window! What's the fuckin' charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?”

Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

- Dr. Raymond Stantz: Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night?
- Dr. Egon Spengler: Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
- Dr. Peter Venkman: Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost?
- Dr. Raymond Stantz: If the answer is "yes", then don't wait another minute. Pick up the phone... (continue)(continue reading)

Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz
Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler
Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman

“The gunfire around us makes it hard to hear. But the human voice is different from other sounds. It can be heard over noises that bury everything else. Even when it's not shouting. Even when it's just a whisper. Even the lowest whisper can be heard over armies... when it's telling the truth.”
Earl Cameron - Zuwanie

“The biggest trouble with her is the noise.”

Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones

“If you must make a noise, make it quietly.”

“I can't fart loud enough to express my opinion!”
James Woods - Alan Mann

“There’s not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They’re both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they’re cheering for you. You do that, and someday they will.”
Jane Lynch - Sue Sylvester

I want to share something with you. “Like the masses, I was in awe. When I first laid eyes on all the things you are. I heard that speech, I knew we’d make noise. I just thought it’d be in the streets.

Dominique Fishback - Deborah Johnson

“- Maria Corvier: While I'm dancing, people will be eating?
- Tom Culdane: Well, after all, how much noise do people make eating?
- Maria Corvier: Crunching celery, drinking soup, talking. Oh, no, Mr. Culdane, I'm sorry, it's impossible.”
Cyd Charisse - Maria Corvier
Jim Backus - Tom Culdane

“There's a lot of noise in the world, and the Internet magnifies that energy.”
Ben Affleck

“- Rachel Jansen: Rachel Jansen from the front desk, whats going on up there, we're getting calls about a woman crying hysterically.
- Peter Bretter: Yeah, y'know, I hear it too, it sounds like she's having a tough time, I think it's coming from the floor above me.
- Rachel Jansen: You're on the top floor.
- Peter Bretter: I'll try to keep it down.”

Mila Kunis - Rachel Jansen
Jason Segel - Peter Bretter

“I'll be in my bedroom making no noise and pretending I don't exist.”
Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter

“A burpsnart? It's simple. You just start with a burp, then you sniff with a sneeze, you get the going, and that triggers a fart, always.”
Kevin James - Eric Lamonsoff

“- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to shoot him?
- Cousin Avi: That's a little noisy, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Well, do you want to stab him?
- Cousin Avi: Well, that's a little cold-blooded, isn't it?
- Bullet-Tooth Tony: Do you want to kill him, or not?”
Vinnie Jones - Bullet-Tooth Tony
Dennis Farina - Cousin Avi

“- Drew Stephens: Make enough noise there, Dolly?
- Dolly Pelliker: You two ain't exactly a silent movie yourselves.”

Kurt Russell - Drew Stephens
Cher - Dolly Pelliker

“Dabu! Could you make your dining experience a little less obtrusive?”

Cedric the Entertainer - Sin LaSalle

“Listen, you Malibu middle class Barbie piece of shit, I'm tryin' to work here.”

Bill Moseley - Otis

“- Eddie Hall: I don't understand how anybody can live at the beach. Those waves crashing and flopping all the time - drive me crazy.
- Arthur Relyea: I'm with you, Eddie. I like the sound of traffic when I'm sleeping.”
Michael Madsen - Eddie Hall
Chris Penn - Anthur Relyea

“- Lenny Feder: Lamonsoff, it's 5 in the morning. Can you kill the dog now?
- Eric Lamonsoff: Thinking about it.”
Adam Sandler - Lenny Feder
Kevin James - Eric Lamonsoff

“Kurt, he was hyper, full of energy, always busy, y'know, jumping off of things, knocking things over - anything that would have to do with being a normal child.”
Wendy O'Connor - Herself

- Cal Naughton Jr.: Hey, when you have the stereo and TV on, how do you change the volume on the stereo?
- Ricky Bobby: "If you have the stereo on" Why do you have the stereo on while you're watching TV?
- Cal Naughton Jr.: 'Cause I like to party.
John C. Reilly - Cal Naughton Jr.
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby

“- Play-by-Play Announcer: It's so loud in here, I can barely hear myself think.
- Color Commentator: You don't have to think, Mike. It's hockey.”
Mike Lange - Play-by-Play Announcer
Paul Steigerwald - Color Commentator

“Some sights that I saw was really spooky that it gave me goosepimples. That felt like cold hands touching the back of my neck, and it could have been the dead coming for me or something. I remember this guy, his name was... Blackjack. He died. He only had one leg, and he died. And I think that was Blackjack making those noises.”
Linda Manz - Linda

“- Casey's Father: Females are smarter than the males. But you know that, it's like humans. Females use their nose to stay alive. They make sure they have cover. They always remember they're trying to stay alive. Bucks go off by themselves. Bucks get dumb during mating season.
- Five-Year-Old Casey: Boys make too much noise.”

Sebastian Arcelus - Casey's Father
Izzie Coffey - Five-Year-Old Casey

“- Grandfather Disguisey: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?
[Slaps Pistachio]
- Pistachio Disguisey: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!”
Harold Gould - Grandfather Disguisey
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey