Normality quotes

“- Joseph Dunn: I thought maybe because you're my dad... I thought I might be like you... I'm not like you...
- David Dunn: You are like me. We can both get hurt. I'm just an ordinary man.
- Joseph Dunn: No, you're not... Why do you keep saying that?”
Spencer Treat Clark - Joseph Dunn
Bruce Willis - David Dunn

“We're supposed to be normal people living normal lives. Working nine to five, going to church on Sundays: normal. Maiming, murdering, crippling park animals: abnormal.”
Stephen Blackehart - Benny Que

“- Edward Cullen: I can read every mind in this room, apart from yours. Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat. And then you? Nothing. It's very frustrating.
- Bella Swan: Is there something wrong with me?
- Edward Cullen: See, I tell you I can read minds, and you think there's something wrong with you.”
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan

“- Anaïs Nin: I'm passing through a crisis Eduardo.
- Eduardo: Be careful Anaïs, abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones.”
Maria de Medeiros - Anaïs Nin
Jean-Philippe Écoffey - Eduardo

“I've seen me a lot of weird shit in my day, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. I seen me a stripper with one breast. And I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. I've even seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen a one-legged stripper. And I've been to Morocco.”
Quentin Tarantino - Rapist #1

“Bad people read newspapers too.”
Rebecca Romijn - Lily

“- Doreen Carter: You are so freaky!
- Jack Carter: Well, we're all a little freaky, Doreen. It's those straight ones you've got to worry about.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“- Catherine: Somebody has to die.
- Nick: Why?
- Catherine: Somebody always does.”
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran

“- Elizabeth Solley: Listen, I never hitchhiked before. I just really want to be careful. Can I ask you something?
- Nick Castle: Sure
- Elizabeth Solley: Are you weird?
- Nick Castle: Yes, I am. Yes, I am weird.
- Elizabeth Solley: You are weird. Thank God you're weird. The last one was so normal, it was disgusting.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Elizabeth Solley
Tom Atkins - Nick Castle

“I'll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be super! And when everyone's super... no one will be.”

Jason Lee - Syndrome

“If you look at the whole life of the planet, we, you know, man has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So, if the infection wipes us all out... that is a return to normality.”
Stuart McQuarrie - Sergeant Farrell

“She didn't make me miserable, or anxious, or ill at ease. You know, it sounds boring, but it wasn't. It wasn't spectacular either. It was just good. But really good.”

John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“I'm gonna be like everybody else! I'm gonna make friends! I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna wear make-up, I'm gonna go out with boys, I'm gonna sleep with truck drivers and get crabs, and I'm gonna finally get to use my diaphragm!”
Carol Kane - Candy

“A cup of tea would restore my normality.”
Martin Freeman - Arthur Dent

“I was not born to live a man's life, but to be the stuff of future memory.”
Nigel Terry - King Arthur

“- Colonel Frank Fitts: Your wife is with another man and you don't care?
- Lester Burnham: Nope. Our marriage is just for show. A commercial for how normal we are when we're anything but.”
Chris Cooper - Colonel Fitts
Kevin Spacey - Lester Burnham

“- Kate MacLeod: Stealing's wrong. Lying's wrong. Killing's wrong. What you did goes well beyond wrong.
- Duncan MacLeod: Fine, I deserve that, but I want a chance to make it right.
- Kate MacLeod: You want to make it right? Then give me back the ability to have children, to grow old with the man I love. How about anything that resembles a normal...” (continue)(continue reading)
Lisa Barbuscia - Kate MacLeod
Adrian Paul - Duncan McLeod

“I'm engaged to a nice, normal guy. Do you know how hard it is to find a nice, normal guy in New York?”
Heather Graham - Sharonna

“- Larry Burrows: 35 years old, and my life is shit.
- Mike: Can't be all that bad.
- Larry Burrows: It's not that it's bad, you know, it's just that it's ordinary.”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows
Sir Michael Caine - Mike

“- Ron Thompson: Hey Szalinski, ever do anything normal? Like play baseball?
- Nick Szalinski: Nope. Baseball is for mortals.”
Jared Rushton - Ron Thompson
Robert Oliveri - Nick Szalinski

“I've spent a lot of time trying to figure out what normal means.”
Art Garfunkel - Alex Linden

“- Geneva Spofford: Are you alright?
- Gowan McGland: No, I'm not alright. I never was alright. I never will be alright.”
Kelly McGillis - Geneva Spofford
Tom Conti - Gowan McGland

“- Tom Witzky: I never wanted to be famous. I just never expected to be so...
- Maggie Witzky: What?
- Tom Witzky: I don't know, ordinary.”
Kevin Bacon - Tom
Kathryn Erbe - Maggie

It's the so-called "normal" guys who always let you down. Sickos never scare me. Least they're committed.
Michelle Pfeiffer - Catwoman

“When I was a kid, I used to wish for an ordinary family. Sometimes I still do. The only normal one is Noely, who has permanent brain damage from an illness when he was a baby. His body will grow up, but not his mind. He's the only one who doesn't drive me nuts.”
Jared Leto - Frankie Griffin