Normality quotes

“- Mo: The Prince of Evil? You work at fuckin' Dairy Queen.
- Saul: Liar!
- Mo: Liar, my ass! You served my cousin and me a snackerwizard last week.”
Megahn Perry - Mo
David Gunn - Saul

“- Clouseau: These aren't normal times. Cato. Someone just tried to kill me.
- Cato Fong: That's normal.
- Clouseau: Ah, but this time, he thinks he had succeed.”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau
Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong

“I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.”
Mena Suvari - Angela Hayes

“- Carol Connelly: Why can't I have a normal boyfriend? Just a regular boyfriend, one that doesn't go nuts on me!
- Beverly: Everybody wants that, dear. It doesn't exist.”
Julie Benz - Carol Connelly
Shirley Knight - Beverly

“- Angus Bethune: If the element can hold out long enough and face the torment of the system until the system's energy is depleted. If the element can look the system in the eye and say 'I'm still here, asshole!' Then, the system will have to change, adapt, mutate. And if this happens, it will have proved my fucking point.
- Mr. Kessler: Which is...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charlie Talbert - Angus Bethune
Wesley Mann - Mr. Kessler

“- The Demon: It's the cosmic forcefield that protects our talisman.
- Melissa: Pretty mystical. And if you didn't have them?
- Star Child: With out them, no powers.
- Cat Man: We're just ordinary human beings.
- The Demon: Not quite ordinary.”
Gene Simmons - The Demon
Deborah Ryan - Melissa
Paul Stanley - Star Child
Peter Criss - Cat Man

“The barbarities of war are seldom committed by abnormal men. The tragedy of war is that these horrors are committed by normal men in abnormal situations.”
Jack Thompson - Major J.F. Thomas

There's this kid at school, Martin Brockett. He has this gigantic idea of himself, that no one else shares. You wouldn't believe the crap he lays on me. Who appointed him my spiritual leader? If he has everything so "figured out", how come his best friend is a .22 rifle?
Zooey Deschanel - Nessa Watkins

“You're not a mother. It is my job to do everything I can to make my children part of a normal world. A world of schools and friends and lovers and families of they're own someday.”

JoBeth Williams - Diane Freeling

“You ever bounce a check, Lowell? You ever look at another woman's tits? You ever cheat a little on your taxes? Whose life, if you look at it under a microscope, doesn't have any flaws?”

Russell Crowe - Jeffrey Wigand

“- Jill Baker: I will not be psycho-analyzed.
- Extra in Ladies Room: That's a very middle-class attitude.
- Jill Baker: I'm a perfectly normal woman.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker
Bess Flowers - Extra in Ladies Room

- Casino Manager: It was a good night. Nothing unusual.
- Harold: "Nothing unusual", he says! Eric's been blown to smithereens, Colin's been carved up, and I've got a bomb in my casino, and you say nothing unusual?
Bob Hoskins - Harold

“- Mike Wallace: Who are these people?
- Lowell Bergman: Ordinary people under extraordinary pressure, Mike. What the hell do you expect? Grace and consistency?”
Christopher Plummer - Mike Wallace
Al Pacino - Lowell Bergman

“Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfuckin' tin can.”

Bruce Willis - John McClane

“Billy... why can't you be more ordinary?”
Cheryl Smith - Kathy Farley