Obesity quotes

“Anyway, being happy isn't all that great. I mean, the last time I was really happy... I got so fat. I must have put on 25 pounds. I thought John was gonna have a stroke.”
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“- Scott Calvin: Yeah, well, look at my hair. It's turning grey.
- Dr. Novos: Oh, it's middle age, buddy. It happens. And with that body, you should be thankful you have hair. Look, if it bothers you, you can dye it - and you should diet!”
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin
Steve Vinovich - Dr. Novos

Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as: "move your fat tub of lard ass", now!
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

“Of course I'm not happy! Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead. I can't stop eating. I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat. It's a vicious cycle. Now, if you'll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mike Myers - Fat Bastard

“Listen Missy, would you fancy another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back!”
Mike Myers - Fat Bastard

“- Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper?
- Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch!”

Alex Borstein - Lois Griffin as Princess Leia
Seth Green - Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker

“- Tallahassee: Wow, these fellas really let themselves go.
- Columbus: And they're so fat.”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“If these women are as fat as you say they are, they're gonna die of a stroke or a heart attack or downright fucking ugliness anyway.”
Jack Thompson - Richard

“- Amber Von Tussle: Aren't you a little fat for the show?
- Tracy Turnblad: I'm sure many of the other home viewers out there are pleasantly plump or chunky.
- Amber Von Tussle: Come on. The show's not filmed in Cinemascope.”
Vitamin C - Amber von Tussle
Ricki Lake - Tracy Turnblad

“- Gladys Leeman: [wearing her old pageant outfit] And can you believe it, they still fit!
- Loretta: She had a big ass then, she's got a big ass now.”
Kirstie Alley - Gladys Leeman
Allison Janney - Loretta

“When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“- Wilbur Turnblad: This is America, babe, you gotta think big to be big.
- Edna Turnblad: Big ain't the problem in this family, Wilbur.”

Christopher Walken - Wilbur Turnblad
John Travolta - Edna Turnblad

“- Al Stump: Come on, Ty, aren't you going to give Ruth credit for anything?
- Ty Cobb: He could run okay for a fat man.”

Robert Wuhl - Al Stump
Tommy Lee Jones - Ty Cobb

“- Roper's Manager: You got stop eatin' this stuff and be in some kind of shape!
- James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper: Oh, I'm in shape! I'm round!”
Albert Hall - Roper's Manager
Damon Wayans - James 'The Grim Reaper' Roper

“- Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
- Crane: Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
- Monkey: Or even see his toes.”

Angelina Jolie - Tigress
David Cross - Crane
Jackie Chan - Monkey

“Something is wrong here; can't you see that? Strange boxes arrive during the night. Babs stops laying but they don't take her to the chop, and now they're giving us extra food. Don't you see what's happening? They're fattening us up. They're going to kill us all.”

Julia Sawalha - Ginger

“You know... I used to weigh like 200 pounds. But then I told myself if I didn't lose at least 90 pounds before I turned 14, I'd kill myself.”
Mandy Moore - Sally Kendoo

“- Kate: I look so fat ugly and stupid in all those pictures.
- Meg Kennedy: Fat? Are you kidding me? You're like the poster child for thin people.”
Melora Walters - Kate
Mira Sorvino - Meg Kennedy

“What? Cat got your tongue or did you eat that for breakfast too?”

David Spade - Dickie Roberts

“- Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?
- Restaurant Manager: Uhh... steel.”

Jack Black - Hal
Kevin Hooks - Restaurant Manager

“- Ponyboy Curtis: Is the guy coming?
- Johnny Cade: No.
- Ponyboy Curtis: Why? Too scared?
- Johnny Cade: Naw, too fat, man.”

C. Thomas Howell - Ponyboy Curtis
Ralph Macchio - Johnny Cade

“- Andie: My boyfriend thinks I'm fat [flicks food at Ben]!
- Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
- Ben: [receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“- Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
- Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.”
Chris Penn - Clive
Chris Tucker - Carter

“Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he's going to have a heart attack. Plus he's fat.”

Leslie Mann - Krista

“- Malaria: These jeans make me look fat!
- Pestario 'Pest' Vargas: Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat!”
Yelba Osorio - Malaria
John Leguizamo - Pestario 'Pest' Vargas