Obesity quotes
92 obesity quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the TV Series: Parks and Recreation
- From the movie: The Replacements
“- John Madden: I love to see a fat guy score.
- Pat Summerall: Why?
- John Madden: Because first you get a fat guy spike, then you get the fat guy dance.” - From the movie: Osmosis Jones
“Your mother - God bless her soul - didn't believe the old-fashioned ideas about nursing and breast-feeding and all that. Uh-uh. You were fed cheeseburgers as a baby, and look at you. You're as big as a house, you're as strong as a bull, you smell like a cow. Your cholesterol's probably a little high, but they have medicince for that now; you can...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Ed Wood
“- Vampira: Why couldn't we do this in the church?
- Criswell: Because Brother Tor couldn't fit in the sacred tub.” - From the movie: Sleepover
“- Liz: Hey, Yancy. My father's a lawyer.
- Yancy: Oh?
- Liz: He can help you sue the diet pill company for non-performance.” - From the movie: Best Defense
“Fat girls tend to come a lot.”
- From the movie: Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
- From the movie: Shallow Hal
“- Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?
- Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.” - From the movie: Career Girls
“Do you think your ample form has anything to do with the fact that you stuff your face? Or is it that you're not getting enough sex, maybe?”
- From the movie: Next Friday
“Fat bitches need love too Craig!”
- From the movie: My Big Fat Greek Wedding
“- Capt. T.C. Doyle: Does anybody else here know how to work an elephant?
- Harvey (H.A.) Ashford: I was in love with a fat woman once, but she never listened to me.”- From the movie: Ocean's Thirteen
- From the movie: Ringmaster
- From the movie: Austin Powers in Goldmember
- Austin Powers: You really are a fat bastard!
- Fat Bastard: You know, that hurts my feelings! I tried going on a diet, you know. The Zone, you know, "carbs are the enemy", eh? - From the movie: Collateral
“Six billion people on the planet, you're getting bent out of shape cause of one fat guy.”
- From the movie: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
“- Austin: Well, how could you do it?
- Felicity Shagwell: I was just doing my job.
- Austin: No, I mean, literally, how could you do it? The man's so fat, the sheer mechanics of it are mind-boggling.” - From the movie: Nutty Professor II: The Klumps
“That doesn't matter to me. What matters to me is that you're kind and decent. You are the most brilliant man I've ever known.”
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
“And what did I tell you about this!? This will go straight to your ass!”
- From the movie: Fatso
“The good people are the fat people.”
- From the movie: The Sweetest Thing
“- Christina: Oh, Ice Cream!
- Peter: I had them remove all the calories for you.
- Christina: Oh, you're good!” - From the movie: Next Friday
“Fat bitches need love too.”
- From the movie: There's Something About Mary
“- Ted: Japan? What's she doing in Japan?
- Healy: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
- Ted: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
- Healy: You can't forget, it's a sumo culture, Ted. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.” - From the movie: Inspector Gadget
“- Scolex: Hello. Sanford Scolex. We were at Harvard together.
- Dr. Brenda Bradford: We were?
- Scolex: Oh, you don't recognize me. That's because I've changed. I was obese. Maybe you remember me like this.” - From the movie: Dutch
“- Dutch Dooley: Doyle, switch cots with me, mine won't hold me.
- Doyle Standish : How do you know it'll hold me?
- Dutch Dooley: Because I'm 15,000 cheeseburgers ahead of you in life.”
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