Pain quotes

“Rob, would you have sex with me? Because I want to feel something else than this. It either that, or I go home and put my hand in the fire. Unless you want to stub cigarettes out on my arm.”
Iben Hjejle - Laura

“Lizzie, are you milking the cow? My ulcer's doing a tango up here.”

Dean Jones - Mr. Flint

“I said, massage clockwise. Migranes are bad enough without your incompetence.”

John Larroquette - Lawrence Van Dough

“- Sybok: I couldn't help but notice your pain!
- God: My pain?
- Sybok: It runs deep, share it with me!”
Laurence Luckinbill - Sybok
George Murdock - God

“The sight of Tracy at that moment affected me in a way I can't fully explain. Part of it was that she was spying, but mostly it was her face. Who knew how high she would climb in life? How many people would suffer because of her?”

Matthew Broderick - Jim McAllister

“- God: I know this sounds like a cop-out, Tracy, but there's nothing I can do about pain and suffering. It's built into the system.
- Tracy Richards: Which You invented.”

George Burns - God
Louanne - Tracy Richards

“- Sybok: Your pain runs deep.
- J'Onn: What do you know of my pain?
- Sybok: Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing.”
Laurence Luckinbill - Sybok
Rex Holman - J'onn

“- Evelyn: Does it still hurt?
- Larry: What? Oh. No, only when I drink.”

Gay Baynes - Evelyn
Andrew Robinson - Larry

“I have a headache in my entire body.”
Goldie Hawn - Glenda Parks

“- Joe Gurney: Well, can I take it or can I take it?
- Carol Nelson: You can take it. Some people aren't sensitive to pain, especially moronic types.”

Humphrey Bogart - Joe Gurney
Kay Francis - Carol Nelson

“- Dolores: I can't wait till next Thursday.
- Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Today is Monday.
- Dolores: I know, but my headache should be gone by then.”
Kathleen Turner - Dolores Benedict
Steve Martin - Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr

“- Tom Wingo: It's the Southern Way; when things get too painful, we either avoid them or we laugh.
- Susan Lownstein: When do you cry?
- Tom Wingo: We don't.”
Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo
Barbra Streisand - Susan Lowenstein

“He hit his head on the ice. He hit it so hard that his kids will be born dizzy.”

Mike Lange - Play-by-Play Announcer

“He's a font of misplaced rage. Name your cliché; mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry moments of levity actually cause him pain; gives him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.”

Steve Buscemi - Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene

“- Car Rental Agent: There are no more cars... you should have called as soon as you got off the plane.
- Sarah Lewis: Ya, you're right. Sorry. I wasn't thinking about that when I was unconscious and bleeding from the head!”
Libby Whittemore - Car Rental Agent
Sandra Bullock - Sarah Lewis

“- Laura Lizzie: Ow! You pulled my hair out!
- Sarah Bailey: Sorry, I thought I saw a bug. They have shampoo for that, you know.
- Laura Lizzie: Stupid bitch.”
Christine Taylor - Laura Lizzie
Robin Tunney - Sarah Bailey

“- Kimble: I have a headache.
- Lowell: It might be a tumor.
- Kimble: It's not a tumor! It's not a tumor. At all!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Kimble
Ben McCreary - Lowell

“- Rocky Balboa: I can't believe it!
- Mickey: What?
- Rocky Balboa: He broke my nose again.”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa
Burgess Meredith - Mickey

“- Young Dr. Chung: I have one sorrow, Lieutenant. That we did not have the medicine to ease your pain.
- Ted Lawson: You saved my life, Doc.”
Benson Fong - Young Dr. Chung
Van Johnson - Ted Lawson

“- Roy: I know what you're thinking, but let me explain...
[Claudia kicks Roy in the crotch]
- Roy: [very softly] Mommy. You must have a really wide foot because you got both of them”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Linda Barrett: So tell me, do you like Ron?
- Stacy Hamilton: I like Ron. But it hurts so bad.
- Linda Barrett: Don't worry. Keep doing it, it gets a lot better, I swear.”

Phoebe Cates - Linda Barrett
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Stacy Hamilton

“Cyborgs don't feel pain. I do.”
Michael Biehn - Kyle Reese

“I'd always heard love hurts. I never knew it could hurt this much. It's like getting a bath and missing dinner and going to the vet all rolled up into one.”
Michael J. Fox - Chance

“We are all purified by suffering.”
Christopher Bowen - Charles Fairford

“Funny, isn't it? How many times your guts can get a slap in the face.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik