Perfume quotes

“Dogs that can follow a scent in water.”
Réal Andrews - Mark

“- Edward Cullen: We only drink animal blood, but it's your scent. It's like a drug to me. It's like you're my own personal brand of heroin.
- Bella Swan: Why did you hate me so much when we met?
- Edward Cullen: I did, only because of wanting you so badly. I still don't know if I can control myself.”
Robert Pattinson - Edward Cullen
Kristen Stewart - Bella Swan

- Ron Burgundy: What cologne you gonna go with? "London Gentleman", or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. "Blackbeard's Delight".
- Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... it's called "Sex Panther" by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“- Ariel: You said you believed in love at first sight.
- Maxwell: It's all in the smell. And you smell wonderful.”
Mia Farrow - Ariel
Tony Roberts - Maxwell

“- Mike Parker: Take these, you'll need them.
- Chris McCormick: Perfume?
- Mike Parker: Well, spiders have a highly developed sense of smell. The perfume might confuse them.
- Harlan Griffith: Great, if we die, we die smelling nice!”
Scott Terra - Mike Parker
David Arquette - Chris McCormick
Doug E. Doug - Harlan Griffith

“- Jean Horton: Are you telling me to go out and smell the roses?
- Cissy Robson: Oh no. We're telling you the roses are long gone. But the chrysanthemums are magnificent.”
Maggie Smith - Jean Horton
Pauline Collins - Cissy Robson

- George Peters: I can't remember the name of your favorite perfume; I've racked my brain and I can't remember it.
- Doris: That's funny, it's "My Sin".
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris

“New York is not the center of the god damn universe. Grant you, it's exciting, vibrant, stimulating, fabulous city; but, it is not Mecca. It just smells like it.”
Alan Alda - Bill Warren

“You smell like a patchouli fart!”
Josh Brolin - Lt. Det. Christian F. "Bigfoot" Bjornsen

“- Ramona Calvert: You smell just delicious, Justin, you wearin' cologne?
- Justin Matisse: No, just sweat with a little paint thinner mixed in.”
Gena Rowlands - Ramona Calvert
Harry Connick Jr. - Justin Matisse

“- Ralph: Welcome, Mrs. P.L. Travers, to the city of angels.
- P.L. Travers: It smells... of...
- Ralph: Jasmine?
- P.L. Travers: Chlorine, and sweat.”
Paul Giamatti - Ralph
Emma Thompson - P.L. Travers

“Each perfume contains three chords: the head, the heart and the base, necessitating 12 notes in all. The head chord contains the first impression, lasting a few minutes before giving way to the heart chord, the theme of the perfume, lasting several hours. Finally, the base chord, the trail of the perfume lasting several days.”
Dustin Hoffman - Giuseppe Baldini

“I like the smell of paper - all kinds. It reminds me of the scent of skin.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko

“- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“- Sue: Do you know where they are?
- Mick: Yeah. About 500 yards that way, over that ridge.
- Sue: How do you know that?
- Mick: Can't you smell it?
- Sue: Their sweat?
- Mick: Wally's aftershave.”
Linda Kozlowski - Sue Charlton
P.J. Hogan - Michael J. 'Crocodile' Dundee

There were no “F” names in the Bible so Ma named him “Frankincense” because he smelled so sweet.
Matt Mattox - Caleb Pontipee

“- Maxwell Smart: What happened here and what is that ungodly smell?
- Lloyd: Fear.”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart
Nate Torrence - Lloyd

“I love that when I breathe you in you smell like cake batter. And I love that you have this insane way of talking in circles that makes perfect sense.”

Gabriel Macht - Johnny

“Smell! A true Florentine smell. Inhale, my dear. Deeper! Every city, let me tell you, has its own smell.”
Dame Judi Dench - Eleanor Lavish, a novelist

“- Margaret: Have you really been to the East Indies, Colonel?
- Colonel Brandon: I have.
- Margaret: What's it like?
- Sir John Middleton: Like? Hot.
- Colonel Brandon: The air is full of spices.”
Emilie François - Margaret Dashwood
Alan Rickman - Colonel Brandon
Robert Hardy - Sir John Middleton

- Homeboy #2: Aw damn, man. Our boy's a fag, yo.
- Homeboy #1: Yo, who's a fag?
- Kenny Fisher: Yo, both of y'all. That is a "Fragrance of Love" scented candle, bitch. Damn!

Robert Jayne - Homeboy #2
Branden Williams - Homeboy #1
Seth Green - Kenny Fisher

“How do I smell? Thanks for your honest opinion.”

Billy Zane - Hughie Warriner

“- Vada Sultenfuss: I love the fragrance of vintage books.
- Nick Zsigmond: I love the fragrance of chili dogs.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss
Austin O'Brien - Nick Zsigmond

“- Mike: You want to tell me who did it?
- Cyril: It was dark... All I can tell your for sure is that they all wore Brut after-shave and reeked of Lavoris.”
Dennis Quaid - Mike
Daniel Stern - Cyril

“- Capt. Joe Patroni: Wait a minute! That perfume of yours smells awfully familiar.
- Isabelle: Je te remercie! On peut avoir confiance en toi!
- Capt. Joe Patroni: What did she say?
- Capt. Paul Metrand: Probably the same as you say in English.”
George Kennedy - Capt. Joe Patroni
Sylvia Kristel - Isabelle
Alain Delon - Capt. Paul Metrand