Perfume quotes

“- Pinocchio: Smell that pine.
- Pepe the Cricket: You know, they ought to bottle that scent so you can spray it around your house.”

Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Pinocchio
David Doyle - Pepe the Cricket

“Billy had been right. Once you smell someone fryin'... you can't ever think clearly again.”
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts

“- Elliott James: You know what my problem is? The way they smell. The perfume of their skin. It's, it's so intoxicating. I told my wife I'd never even look at other women if only I could cut off my nose.
- Michael Burgess: What'd she say?
- Elliott James: She said I was aiming too high.”

Sir Michael Caine - Elliott James
Alan Alda - Michael Burgess

“- Norman Bates: You smell like... like the toasted cheese sandwiches.
- Mary: What?
- Norman Bates: That my mother used to bring me when I was in bed with a temperature. She used to do lots of nice things for me before she went... before she became...
- Mary: Shh. Just remember the good things she did for you. Only the good things.”
Anthony Perkins - Norman Bates
Meg Tilly - Mary Loomis

“My own stools, Sir, are gigantic and have no more odor than a hot biscuit.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

“- Maxwell: I never felt like this. The moment I smelled her I loved her.
- Andrew: Well, smell someone else. She's taken.”
Tony Roberts - Maxwell
Woody Allen - Andrew

“- Casper: How did she smell? Did her puss stink?
- Telly: Take a whiff.
[Telly holds up his fingers and Casper smells them]
- Casper: Mmmmm. Butterscotch, yo. That's the best.”
Justin Pierce - Casper

“Is that perfume? You're wearing perfume in the middle of the fucking desert?”
Clive Owen - Nick Callahan

“- Wolf: I picked up your trail a few days ago.
- Virginia Lewis: But how? We went through a mountain.
- Wolf: Virginia, I could follow your scent across time itself.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis

“- Sil: Smells nice. Can I try some?
- Dr. Laura Baker: Yeah, help yourself.
- Sil: Does it work on your boyfriend?
- Dr. Laura Baker: Yeah, as a repellent.”

Natasha Henstridge - Sil
Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker

“- Dorrie: You smell nice.
- Sandy Bates: Yeah?
- Dorrie: That aftershave. It just made my whole childhood come back with a sudden Proustian rush.
- Sandy Bates: Yeah? That's 'cause I'm wearing Proustian Rush by Chanel. It's reduced. I got a vat of it.”
Charlotte Rampling - Dorrie
Woody Allen - Sandy Bates

“Everything smells delicious when you're rich!”
Richard Libertini - Dijon

“- Alex: Don't do that. I smell like the inside of the ladies' room.
- Kim: And how would you know what the ladies room smells like?”

Michael Tough - Alex
Jamie Lee Curtis - Kim

“Desperation: it's the world's worst cologne.”
Sheila Kelley - Debbie Hunt

“- Richard Rich Sr.: Darling. We have Glasses to help us see better, and hearing aids to help us hear better. Why shouldn't we have something to help us smell better?
- Regina Rich: We do, dear. It's called Chanel.”
Edward Herrmann - Richard Rich
Christine Ebersole - Regina Rich

“- Smaug: Well, thief? I smell you, I feel your air - and I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself; there's plenty, and to spare.
- Bilbo Baggins: Oh... thank you, Smaug the Magnificent! I did not come for wealth. I wish only to have a look at you, and see if you are truly as great as tales say; I did not believe them!”

Richard Boone - Smaug
Orson Bean - Bilbo Baggins