Period quotes

“I'm sorry Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.”

Trey Parker - Mr. Herbert Garrison

“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“There is nothing in common among women except menstruation.”
Isabelle Adjani - Helen

“Dr. Covey-What's her problem?
Kitty-Moon day?
Dr. Covey-'Moon day'? Menstruation is science. Nothing to do with the moon.
Kitty-Says you, Doctor Man. But the goddess within says it's a sacred rhythm that represents the deepest cycle of womanhood.”
John Corbett - Dr. Covey

“- April: Uh, Jessica has a... problem.
- Keecia: She's only going to make us wait an hour this time.
- Lulu: What about the class trip to Six Flags. She took so long in the bathroom we missed the bus.
- Keecia: Our parents had to drive three hours to pick us up.
- Jessica: I had my period, ok!”
Anna Faris - April
Maritza Murray - Keecia
Alexandra Holden - Lulu
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“I've got it so bad for you I'd... I'd go to the grocery store and buy your feminine products, I swear I would.”
Shemar Moore - Orlando

“I've always found this a trying time of the year. The leaves not yet out. Mud everywhere you go. Frosty mornings gone. Sunny mornings not yet come. Give me blizzards and frozen pipes, but not this, nothing time. Not this, waiting room of the world.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Jack Lewis

“- Jeff Dunham: Does your wife have any powers?
- Melvin the Superhero Guy: Yes, really, uh-huh. Once a month she becomes evil! And I cannot defeat her! Our children run in terror! Our big dog cowers under the couch!”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Melvin the Superhero Guy

“That wasn't a period. That was an exclamation point!”

Emily Bergl - Talia

One night there was something in my pants, like blood. My mom said, "Oh, hell, your period". This is where all the trouble starts. She was right.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“Behind every great woman is a great, embarrassing first menstruation story.”
Emily Bergl - Talia

“- Dede Tate: Guess what next Saturday is.
- Fred Tate: You get your period, I get a day alone in the park.
- Dede Tate: Very funny, lameo.”
Jodie Foster - Dede Tate
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate

“One of the historian's jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be... even on the Holocaust.”
Stephen Campbell Moore - Tom Irwing

“- Nelson Moss: Why a month?
- Sara Deever: Because it's long enough to be meaningful, but short enough to stay out of trouble.”
Keanu Reeves - Nelson Moss
Charlize Theron - Sara Deever

“- Frank Peterson: You better be premenstrual.
- Laurel Ayres: Baby, if I was premenstrual, you'd be dead.”
Tim Daly - Frank Peterson
Whoopi Goldberg - Laurel Ayres

“- Director: Has it occurred to you that the period of our picture is 1878?
- Hrundi V. Bakshi: Oh, yes indeed sir. I am well aware that that is the period of the film. 1878.
- Director: Mr. Bakshi, are you also aware that in 1878 they weren't wearing underwater watches?”
Herbert Ellis - Director
Peter Sellers - Hrundi V. Bakshi

“Why did the blonde jump off a building? To see if her maxi pad had wings!”
Jenny McCarthy - Rebecca Sommers

- Barbara: In the "sex club" we only talk about sex, we don't actually do it.
- Lenny: That's okay, I would not want to get anyone pregnant.
- Alice: Oh, you don't have to worry about that. Barbara can't get pregnant, she has not started her period yet.
- Barbara: Hey!
- Lenny: ...What?
Allie Spiro Winn - Barbara Sabatini
Ryan Merriman - Lenny Levine
Amy Braverman - Alice Moran

“- Tiger Ann Parker: I'm bleedin' from inside.
- Jewel Ramsey: Go get yourself some rags. You got the curse.
- Tiger Ann Parker: I got a curse?
- Jewel Ramsey: From now on, you can look forward to it every month till you're too old like me. Then, thank the Lord, it's over. That's the only good thing I can think of about gettin' older.”
Kelsey Keel - Tiger Ann Parker
Shirley Knight - Jewel Ramsey

“- Andy Warhol: Candy, how often do you get your period?
- Candy Darling: Every day. I'm such a woman!”
Jared Harris - Andy Warhol
Stephen Dorff - Candy Darling

“It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month.”

John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig

“- Ophelia: She's been shot!
- Putter: No I haven't!
- Billie Jean: But there's blood! Putter, it's finally happened.
- Putter: It's about time.
- Binx: Gross!”
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Christian Slater - Binx

“When you were walking down the street with a trail of blood behind your ass, I bought your Kotex!”
Wendy Raquel Robinson - Starletta

“- Larry: It must be something they put in the food.
- Eric: No, man, it's what they don't put in it, protein. That, and all that chanting and jumping and spacing out. After awhile, your wiring blows. Women stop getting their periods. Guys get cheeks as smooth as the inside of Sarah Elizabeth Murphy's left thigh.”

Saul Rubinek - Larry
Guy Boyd - Eric

“God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.”
Matt Fink - Matt Fink - The Revolution