Perversion quotes

“What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Muse: Yeah, I know Professor Davis. He's trying to get you into the sack.
- Alice: No!
- Muse: Yeah, it's the main reason he teaches: female pupils.
- Alice: No, he's, he's very deep! He's not like that.
- Muse: Yeah, 'very deep' is exactly where he wants to put it.”
Bernadette Peters - Muse
Mia Farrow - Alice

“- Jeff Kohlver: Who the hell are you?
- Hayley Stark: I am every little girl you ever watched, touched, hurt, screwed, killed.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Danny: You could be just a projection of my inner psyche materialized for my brain in order to keep me company.
- Flip: What about the cashmere sweater babes over the road, with their swishy little skirts and all? Would they be from your inner psyche or mine?
- Danny: Probably yours I reckon, Flip.”
Noah Taylor - Danny
Brett Stewart - Flip

“- Col. 'Bat' Guano: You wanna know what I think?
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
- Col. 'Bat' Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated pervert. I think General Ripper found out about your perversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of perverts. Now move!”
Keenan Wynn - Col. 'Bat' Guano
Peter Sellers - Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake

“I see a guy with a cute bum, I just want to bite it.”
Tara Reid - Sara Olswang

“I've never done this handcuffed to a man before. Kinda sexy, don't ya think?”
Erika Eleniak - Toni Johnson

“You know, I'd like to do it at your house sometime. I must admit, the idea of doing it in my sister's bed gives me a perverse thrill.”

Laura San Giacomo - Cynthia Patrice Bishop

“- 'Mack' McGivern: If I don't get total tit tonight, I will be using this razor to cut my throat. As I see it, sex is my only reason for living.
- Charlie Dillon: Then be careful you don't cut your hand.”
Andrew Lowery - Mack' McGivern
Matt Damon - Charlie Dillon

“Care for a little necrophilia? Hmmm?”
Kim Greist - Jill Layton

“Fuck you. You're a pervert. Think you can be a pervert and not pay for it?”

Philip Seymour Hoffman - Dean Trumbell

“An alternative lifestyle. Do you know what that is? That's just a phrase deviants use to cover up their sex lives.”
Dan Aykroyd - Fred

“- Jeff Kohlver: Those letters are mine.
- Hayley Stark: Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Marge: Oh my God! He's got my underwear!
- Malcolm: Oh, very nice, a pervert ghost!”
Connie Booth - Marge
Martin Ferrero - Malcolm

“You read about the German porn king shot ten days ago--didn't you?--at 38th and 8th? He thought he was an artist and wouldn't admit that he was just a pedophile. Believe me, he had plenty of chances to come clean.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller

“- John Lotter: Shut up, you fucking pervert. Are you a girl or are you not? Are you a girl or are you not?
- Tom Nissen: There's an easy way to fix this problem.
- Brandon: Fuck you! You stay the fuck away from me!
- Tom Nissen: Oh, you wanna fight?”
Peter Sarsgaard - John Lotter
Brendan Sexton III - Tom Nissen
Hilary Swank - Brandon Teena

“I slipped and cut too deep. I'm not sure how I could have misjudged. I've been doing it since seventh grade.”
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Lee Holloway

“- Vinny: Please, please, don't make me have to beg you. Get in the car. Come on, don't make me have to hurt you.
- Dionna: Hurt me? Don't you even fuckin' lay a pinkie on me! I'll get him to kick your ass and then I'll fuck him! You wanna watch Vinny? Will that turn you on Vinny? You linguine dick mother fucker. You wanna watch while I suck a...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Leguizamo - Vinny
Mira Sorvino - Dionna

“I'm polymorphously perverse. It's not a flaw, it's just a weakness.”
Charlize Theron - Supermodel

“I like the feeling of someone watching me.”
Juliette Lewis - Faith Justin

“Willie, you need to get a girlfriend before you turn into a pervert!”
Rebecca Schaeffer - Zandra

“- Jeff Kohlver: I'm not the monster you think I am. I crossed a line. Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in.
- Hayley Stark: Cute pedophile pleads guilty.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Chief Henry Benton: I like to hear a woman make a lot of sound.
- Hooker in Car: Yeah? Well, I'll scream my head off if you want to, honey. It's your money.
- Chief Henry Benton: Yeah, my wife just lays there like a gunny sack!”
William G. Schilling - Police Commissioner
Jeannine Bisignano - Hooker in Car

“- Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum: I didn't know you looked so stacked, sports fans.
- Mary Anne Meechum: How sicko sexual can you get?”
Robert Duvall - Lt. Col. 'Bull' Meechum
Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum

“- Hayley Stark: It's not his fault. He's sick. He has an addiction.
- Jeff Kohlver: I'll do jail. Isn't, isn't that what should happen?
- Hayley Stark: You might get jail time.Therapy, drugs, group discussions, notifying people when you move into a new house. How bad is that, really?
- Jeff Kohlver: It'll ruin my career, ruin my life.
- Hayley...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver