Perversion quotes

- Darren Woods: [about "beings" on other planets] Maybe it's a bunch of Amazon rainforest women that wanna breed a new race.
- Wolfgang Müller: You pervert.
Jason Presson - Darren Woods
River Phoenix - Wolfgang Müller

“I oughta move somewhere, where perverts are welcome.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Casey: The perversions must end!... Family values must be saved!
- Christine: No! This is a Troma movie!”

Will Keenan - Casey Kaufman
Debbie Rochon - Christine

“- Mark Gertler: Haven't you any self-respect?
- Dora Carrington: Not much.
- Mark Gertler: But he's a disgusting pervert!
- Dora Carrington: You always have to put up with something.”

Rufus Sewell - Mark Gertler
Emma Thompson - Dora Carrington

“Having orgies including goats doesn't make them possessed, simply horny... and inventive.”
Stellan Skarsgård - Father Merrin

- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: What's the story of Sodom and Gomorrah really about? Anyone? Steve Posner.
- Steve Posner: Sexual perversion.
- Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Sexual perversion. Steve Posner's watching too much Spice Channel!
Ben Stiller - Rabbi Jake Schram
David Wain - Steve Posner

“- Michelle Flaherty: How did a little perv like you, turn into such a great guy?
- Jim Levenstein: How did a little nympho like you, turn into such a great girl?
- Michelle Flaherty: I'm still a nympho.
- Jim Levenstein: Well, I'm still a perv.”
Alyson Hannigan - Michelle Flaherty
Jason Biggs - Jim Levenstein

“- Max: If I choose to be celibate, it's none of your business.
- Neil: This isn't celibacy we're talking about, it's fucking necrophilia!”
James Spader - Max Baron
Jason Alexander - Neil

“- Pervert on Phone: Come on, be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone!
- Shelley: Shove it, fuckwad!”
John Waters - Pervert on Phone
Christina Ricci - Shelley

“- Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
- Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
- Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.”
Jane Krakowski - Cousin Vicki
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“You never know how a guy gettin' his dick rubbed is gonna react when you charge the room, so keep your eyes sharp and your Glock cocked. And don't be tryin' to feel any Chinese titties either, ya little pervert!”
Andrew Pang - Willy Ung

“- Colonel James: They found something else.
- Jack Horner: What?
- Colonel James: Well... it's just... they're so cute when they're so young like that...
- Jack Horner: Ah, Jesus...”

Robert Ridgely - The Colonel James
Burt Reynolds - Jack Horner

- Customer in Hairdressers: What's that book you're reading, love?
- Rita: Somerset Maugham, "Of Human Bondage".
- Customer in Hairdressers: Oh, my husband's got loads of books like that.
Marie Conmee - Customer in Hairdressers
Julie Walters - Rita

“- Maxwell Smart: This nude bomb might solve a lot of problems.
- Chief: Such as?
- Maxwell Smart: Well for one thing, flashers.”

Don Adams - Maxwell Smart
Dana Elcar - Chief

“- Mr. Grey: Do you really wanna be my secretary?
- Lee Holloway: Yes, I do.
- Mr. Grey: This isn't just about typos, tapes, staples and pencils, is it, Lee?
- Lee Holloway: No, sir.”
James Spader - Mr. Grey
Maggie Gyllenhaal - Lee Holloway

“- Jimmy Mitchelson: He wants to marry his sister.
- Freddy: He better not come back.
- Jimmy Mitchelson: That's right, or we'll tie you to a tree, fuck you in the ass while we jerk you off. Show you what we really do to perverts around here.”
Mark Pellegrino - Jimmy Mitchelson
Henry Cho - Freddy

“- Tom Welles: Why would Christian want this? Why would he want a film of a little girl being butchered?
- Daniel Longdale: Because he could!”
Nicolas Cage - Tom Welles
Anthony Heald - Daniel Longdale

“Who's to say that love needs to be soft and gentle?”
Patrick Bauchau - Dr. Twardon

“- Ben Heller: Sometimes twice a day, sometimes sex in public places, sodomy, viewing of pornography, vibrators and other mechanical devices.
- Tom Sanders: Sometimes we sat on the couch and watched television.”

Allan Rich - Ben Heller
Michael Douglas - Tom Sanders

“They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.”
Charlotte Coleman - Scarlett - Wedding One

“- Bart: Stampeding cattle.
- Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
- Bart: Through the Vatican?
- Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky!”
Cleavon Little - Bart
Harvey Korman - Hedley Lamarr

“- Sully: A condemned man has a right to a last request doesn't he? I got my truck out back whaddya say we get in the back get naked and see where it goes from there?
- Birdy: Ok.
- Sully: Haven't you got any pride?
- Birdy: Go to jail, Sully, it's where you belong.”
Paul Newman - Sully
Margo Martindale - Birdy

“Prepare yourself for the most impure tale ever to spring from the mind of man.”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

Issues are shit we use as an excuse to run good stories. "Judge Grabs Female Attorney's Tits". The sex discrimination "issue". "Nine-year-old Shoots Brother With Uzi". The child violence "issue". People want to read about sex organs and blood.
James Woods - Alan Mann

“You might say I'm the thin khaki line between morality and depravity.”
Brad Sullivan - Jack Erickson