Pleasure quotes

“- Monty: You're going to finish the vegetables.
- Withnail: I don't know how to do them.
- Monty: Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? You don't deserve such loyalty. Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato.”
Richard Griffiths - Monty
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“- Jezebel Dezire: Won't you join me in a little drinkie? What's your pleasure?
- Lou Peckinpaugh: Uh, what you got there looks good.
- Jezebel Dezire: I know... but I thought you'd like a little drink first.”
Ann-Margret - Jezebel Dezire
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“Farewells can be both beautiful and despicable. Saying farewell to one who is loved is very complicated. Why should a person be obligated to stand such sweet pain and such bitter pleasure?”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko

“- Kady Tyler: That feels so good, Jess. Good, good hands... What's wrong?
- Jess Tyler: It ain't right.
- Kady Tyler: Feels good to me. Does it to you?
- Jess Tyler: It just ain't right.
- Kady Tyler: It's right if it's good.
- Jess Tyler: You're my daughter, Kady.
- Kady Tyler: I'm a woman, too.”

Pia Zadora - Kady Tyler
Stacy Keach - Jess Tyler

“Killed by a naked blonde who doesn't wear underwear to the strains of a Jerry Goldsmith score. Come to think of it, I'd sort of dig that myself.”
Eric McCormack - Mark

“Never allow the demands of tomorrow to interfere with the pleasure and excitement of today.”
Robert Preston - Harold Hill

“- Ed Reese: You know, I'm not sure the sex we had was always as good for me as it was for you. Sometimes it was a little wild, out of control.
- Arnold Beckoff: And that's... bad?
- Ed Reese: It's not what I want.
- Arnold Beckoff: Funny. It's what I pray for.”
Brian Kerwin - Ed Reese
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

I could go down to the cliff and look at the sea like a good tourist. But, it's no good if there isn't somebody you can turn to and say "Nice view there". It's the same with the churches, the relics, the moonlight or a Cuba Libre.
Robert Mitchum - Jeff Bailey

“It's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!”

Dolly Parton - Mona Stangley

“Don't confuse business with pleasure.”
Dustin Hoffman - Teach

“There's no pleasure on earth that's worth sacrificing for the sake of an extra five years in the geriatric ward of the Sunset Old People's Home, Weston-Super-Mare.”

Leo McKern - Horace Rumpole

“- Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
- Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.”
Emma Stone - Jules
Jonah Hill - Seth

“- Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
- Andy: It's all about connections.
- Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
- Andy: Yeah.
- Mooj: And butthole pleasures.”
Gerry Bednob - Mooj
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- Nick: You didn't love him.
- Catherine: That's right.
- Nick: Even though you were fucking him.
- Catherine: You still get the pleasure. Didn't you ever fuck anybody else while you were married, Nick?”
Michael Douglas - Detective Nick Curran
Sharon Stone - Catherine Tramell

“- Nagiko: How can I get pleasure writing on you? You have to write on me.
- Jerome: Go on. Use my body like the pages of a book. Of your book.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko
Ewan McGregor - Jerome

“Think to yourself that every day is your last. The hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise. As for me, when you want a good laugh, you will find me in fine state, fat and sleek, a true hog of Epicurus's herd.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. Hannibal Lecter

“- Susan Charles: When he fails... he's intolerable.
- Childress: How is he performing in bed?
- Susan Charles: Robin wants to please me. That's the main thing, isn't it? He needs a rest. No more tests for at least a month.
- Childress: Sorry.”
Fiona Lewis - Susan Charles
John Cassavetes - Childress

“We move swift. We move silent. We move deadly. Only one shake of those wangs ladies. Anymore than that constutes pleasure and we're not in that business. Sleep well, Mr. Jones?”

Clint Eastwood - Highway

“Ask him if he understands what tremendous pleasure women get looking at naked men.”

Jacqueline Bisset - Claudia Dennis

“I want you to take the Frankenstein shit, the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling... and I want you to roll it all into one joint.”
Allen Covert - Alex

“If you always do what interests you, then at least one person is
pleased.”
Katharine Hepburn

“- Dr. Paul Abbot: Thank you for a lovely evening, Kate, shall we see you in the morning?
- Aunt Kate: Who knows if any of us will ever see the morning?”
Paul L. Smith - Dr. Paul Abbot
Dom DeLuise - Aunt Kate

“Sometimes when I'm lyin' in bed, I ache for a man's touch... and by a man's touch, I mean a penis in my vagina.”
Jenna Fischer - Darlene

“- Anaïs Nin: I'm passing through a crisis Eduardo.
- Eduardo: Be careful Anaïs, abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones.”
Maria de Medeiros - Anaïs Nin
Jean-Philippe Écoffey - Eduardo

“If you have male genitalia and you're sleeping with someone who also has male genitalia, then you have first-hand knowledge of how their equipment works. You know all the pressure-sensitive points. You know what buttons to push. If you're a man having sex with a woman or vice-versa, you never really know how they feel. You don't know if they...” (continue)(continue reading)
Josh Charles - Eddy