Pleasure quotes

“I have an enormous collection of vibrators, Father. I have them in all assorted sizes. I have one that's in the shape of a crucifix. My God it's gorgeous. Oh my God, I put it up and put pictures up on the wall of all kinds of things.”

Marla Pennington - Mary Beth McFadden

- Eddie Lampell: The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. "You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...".
- Chase Hammond: "Another tequila shot?".
Jordan Bridges - Eddie Lampell
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

“- Quentin Hapsburg: We'll be at the reception. Make sure nothing happens to him while I'm gone. Then, I want the pleasure of killing you myself.
- Lt. Frank Drebin: The pleasure is all mine.”

Robert Goulet - Quentin Hapsburg
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“Wish I could have seen the ballet. I'm sure it would have been a pleasant memory in the trenches.”

Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin

“Now, we can have a good time, but we can not be wild.”
Page Hannah - Luanne

“- Swan: Why'd you do it? Why'd you waste Cyrus?
- Luther: No reason. I just... like doing things like that!”
Michael Beck - Swan
David Patrick Kelly - Luther

“- Farnsworth: You don't have to be nasty about it.
- Paul Fabrini: We don't have to be, but it's more fun that way.”
Charles Halton - Farnsworth
Humphrey Bogart - Paul Fabrini

“Life's terribly short girl. Give yourself some pleasure. I'll bet you've never been kissed.”

Stockard Channing - Mrs. Allworthy

“- Jack: Is that business or pleasure?
- Angela: Is there a difference?”

Jeremy Northam - Jack
Sandra Bullock - Angela

“I am certain that there are two things in life which are dependable: the delights of the flesh and the delights of literature. I have had the good fortune to enjoy them both equally.”
Vivian Wu - Nagiko

“I have orgasms everyday. I've just gotten so used to having them when you're not in the room.”

Julia Roberts - Grace King Bichon

“Punishment means nothing to them, you can see that. They enjoy their so-called punishment.”
Anthony Sharp - Minister

“I am thinking of the piano. She does not play the piano like we do, Nessie. She is a strange creature. And her playing is strange, like a mood that passes into you. Your playing is plain and true, and that is what I like. To have a sound creep inside you is not at all pleasant.”

Kerry Walker - Aunt Morag

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius

“- Mongol General: What is best in life?
- Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
Akio Mitamura - Mongol General
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan

“- Princess: For me, there can be no more beauty in the world, than yours.
- Ahmad: For me, there can be no more pleasure in the world, than to please you.”
June Duprez - Princess
John Justin - Ahmad