Politicians quotes

“There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politicians.”
Peter O'Toole - T.E. Lawrence

“- George Barley: Why doesn't the government do something, that's what I'd like to know.
- Mr. Krull: What can they do, they're only people just like us.
- George Barley: People my foot, they're democrats.”
John Brown - George Barley
Olan Soule - Mr. Krull

“- Brenda Mazibuko: You're risking your political capital, you're risking your future as our leader.
- Nelson Mandela: The day I am afraid to do that is the day I am no longer it to lead.”
Adjoa Andoh - Brenda Mazibuko
Morgan Freeman - Nelson Mandela

“I called him a 'catamite'; that's one step up from 'assistant pederast'!”

Dennis Quaid - Sam Houston

“I think I must be the only British actor who's played both Stalin and Trotsky. I need to play Lenin so I can make it a triptych.”
Brian Cox

So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to Him and he said: "Hey, we've got all these bodies left, but we're right out of brains, we're right out of hearts and we're right out of vocal chords". And God said: "Fuck it! Sew 'em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses". And God created the Tory... (continue)(continue reading)

Stephen Tompkinson - Phil

“You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke

I remember a senator once asked me. When we talk about "CIA" why we never use the word "the" in front of it. And I asked him, do you put the word "the" in front of "God"?
Lee Pace - Richard Hayes

“- Art Ridzik: Tell me something, Captain. If you've got such a fucking paradise over there, how come you're up the same creek as we are with heroin and cocaine?
- Ivan Danko: Chinese find way. Right after revolution, they round up all drug dealers, all drug addicts, take them to public square, and shoot them in back of head.
- Art Ridzik: Ah,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jim Belushi - Art Ridzik
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Ivan Danko

“- Leader of Senate - The Roman Empire: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote?
- Entire Senate: Fuck the poor!”
John Myhers - Leader of Senate - The Roman Empire

“What's He doing? He can take John Lennon. He can take those three young lads down at Ainsley Pit. He's even thinking of taking my old man. And Margaret bloody Thatcher lives! What's He sodding playing at, eh?”

Stephen Tompkinson - Phil

“- Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?
- Lt. Frank Drebin: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?”
Jacqueline Brookes - Commissioner Brumford
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“They won't go over there and pick up our buddies and bring 'em back home, because there's no gain in it. You and I know that the books are still in the red. And the politicians know, too. The same politicians that never lost a single son in Vietnam - not one.”
Gene Hackman - Col. Jason Rhodes

“Politics is deliberately making things better for some people by deliberately making them worse for others.”
Alexander Siddig - Ruben Oliver

“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.”
Chelsea Peretti - Gina Linetti

“Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving hotel without golden shower.”
Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat Sagdiyev

“- Tony Blair: [on TV] What we know, is that Saddam has this material.
- Katharine Gun: You don't know that. I mean, he just keeps repeating the lie. Just because you're the Prime Minister, it doesn't mean you get to make up your own facts.”
Tony Blair - Himself
Keira Knightley - Katharine Gun

“You are, all of you, amateurs. And international affairs should never be run by gentlemen amateurs. Do you have any idea of what sort of place the world is becoming all around you? The days when you could just act out of your noble instincts, are over. Europe has become the arena of realpolitik, the politics of reality. If you like: real...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Reeve - Jack Lewis

“Italy just elected a porn star to their senate. Which is wonderful, because that means no sex scandals - just great posters and incredible downloads.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“The only facts they won't challenge are the ones that keep the wheels greased and the dollars rolling in.”

Hugh Laurie - Nix

“- President Russell P. Kramer: It's a kick in the balls. Sorry, sweetheart.
- Margaret Kramer: Please, I'm a politician's wife. I have a set of my own.”
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer
Lauren Bacall - Margaret Kramer

“The people of this nation can stomach quite a bit. But the one thing they can't stomach is the image of a vice president with a mouthful of cock.”
Sam Elliott - Kermit Newman

“When they decide to destroy a man, they throw the book at him. An old trick, but one I see they've brought to new refinement. You dismiss the law while claiming to serve it. It makes those in power think they have nothing to fear. The just have always been an obstacle to politicians, and today more than ever!”
Gérard Depardieu - Danton

“- President Barbara Adams: We still give Sir Mortimer Chris our complete support. When he talks of pixies he is clearly using the term metaphorically for problems in British Industry.
- White House reporter: How then do you explain the establishment of the anti-goblin program with plans to lure them out with ginger bread traps?
- President...” (continue)(continue reading)
Loretta Swit - President Barbara Adams
Robert Arden - White House Reporter

“A limp goes a long way in politics.”
Harris Yulin - Al Cross