Promises quotes

“I will only smoke once... a day. And I will only have a drink once a week… I mean a day.”
Ellen Burstyn - Viviane Joan 'Vivi' Abbott Walker

“- Phoebe: Try and get off the heroin, ok? Come on, promise.
- Sid: Ok.
- Phoebe: And cut back on the drinking, all right?
- Sid: Yeah all right, all right I promise! Cross me heart and hope to die.”
Debby Bishop - Phoebe
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sid Vicious

“- Eric Matthews: You took your earpiece out! Vic needs you, now!
- Gracie Hart: Eric, I haven't slept in two days!
- Eric Matthews: I'll give you a cookie.
- Gracie Hart: [mumbling to herself] It better be a big one.”
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Sara Crewe: I'm here with you. I've always thought of us as sisters.
- Becky: You have?
- Sara Crewe: Let's make a promise right now: to always look out for each other.
- Becky: It's a promise.”
Liesel Matthews - Sara Crewe
Vanessa Chester - Becky

“- Sheriff Mooney: Promise me something there, will you?
- Clay Bidwell: What's that?
- Sheriff Mooney: Promise you'll stop finding dead people.”
Scott Wilson - Sheriff Dan Mooney
Joaquin Phoenix - Clay Bidwell

“- Elle Woods: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
- Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!”
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Victor Garber - Professor Callahan

“- Miles Urquart: What about this model you're screwing? What promises have you made to keep her in line?
- Tim Everett: None that can't be broken. Look, she's our only tie to the bank operation. If things do go belly up, it'll only take one cut to sever the knot.”
Peter Bowles - Miles Urquart
Richard Lintern - Tim Everett

“The Queen promised to ream us with twenty inch cattle prods, and I'm still waiting!”
Matthew Bright - René Henderson

“You do that again and I'm gonna have to fuck you kinda hard.”

Eric Schaeffer - Michael

“You are confusing bets and marriages, madame. One must always honor a bet.”
Colin Firth - Valmont

“- Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia: You gave me your word!
- The Man With The Plan: I'm a criminal; my word doesn't mean dick!”
Andy Garcia - Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia
Christopher Walken - The Man with the Plan

“Next time you see me, will you do me a favor and smile?”

Betty Field - Kay Grant

“- Bowen: How do I know I can trust you?
- Draco: I give you my word.
- Bowen: The word of a dragon - it's worthless.”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“- Bud Fox: If these people lose their jobs, they got nowhere to go! My father has worked there for 24 years! I gave him my word.
- Gordon Gekko: It's all about bucks, kid. The rest is conversation... Hey, Buddy, you're still gonna be president, all right? And when the time comes, you're gonna parachute out, a rich man. With the money you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Charlie Sheen - Bud Fox
Michael Douglas - Gordon Gekko

“- Carla Rodrigo: You told me I was going to be safe with you.
- Max Klein: You're safe. You're safe because we died already.”
Rosie Perez - Carla Rodrigo
Jeff Bridges - Max Klein

“- Bobby Speed: Listen man. When I, Bobby Speed, promises his audience live music, he delivers.
- Sam: You'd better, turkey, or you'll be back at the supermarket announcin' specials!”
Ray Vitte - Bobby Speed
Al Fann - Sam

“Since I'm a queen of my word, you're free to go and pursue the blanket or bed covering of your choice.”
Vanessa Williams - Queen of Trash

“- Mabel Stanley: I'll see you get a thousand lashes!
- Pirate King: Promises, promises.”
Kristy McNichol - Mabel Stanley
Ted Hamilton - Pirate King

“- Eric Masters: You have my word you won't have to do the whole nickel.
- Carl Cody: What does that mean?
- Eric Masters: Grimes is the best lawyer in the state. It'll either be an appeal bond or a sentence reduction.”
Willem Dafoe - Eric Masters
John Turturro - Carl Cody

President Roosevelt was a successful graduate of EST, Scientology, TM and Primal Grope Therapy. And he was elected on a platform unique in American political history: "I'm not a schmuck!". Even though that was Chet's only campaign promise, it looked like it would be a tough one to keep.
George Carlin - Narrator

“- Pucci: We could return your reputation and your virginity to you.
- Victoria: You could do that?
- Pucci: Oh, yes. We are the Catholic Church. We can do anything.”
Jeremy Irons - Pucci
Natalie Dormer - Victoria

“I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that you know what a weak-willed person I am.”

Matthew Broderick - Gaston

“You're not thinking big enough, Sinbad. Steal the book for ransom and you can be rich enough to lounge on an island beach. Steal the book for me, and you can buy the beach. And the island. And the world.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Eris

“- Trustus: Do you cuss on your records?
- Albert: Yeah.
- Trustus: Do you defile women with your lyrics?
- Albert: Yeah.
- Trustus: Do you fondle your genitalia on stage?
- Albert: Whenever possible.
- Trustus: Do you glorify violence or advocate the use of guns as a way of solving a simple dispute?
- Albert: [pull out guns]
- Trustus: Ok! Ok!...” (continue)(continue reading)
Willard E. Pugh - Trustus
Chris Rock - Albert

“- Bigwig: I told you once that I was trying to impress you... I hope I have.
- Gen. Woundwort: And I told you I would kill you myself! There's no white bird here, Bigwig.”

Michael Graham Cox - Bigwig
Harry Andrews - Gen. Woundwort