Promises quotes

If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary.
Jonathan Tucker - Matthew

“Walter, if you come on down I promise if we're ever in the shower together again I won't snap your nuts with my towel.”
Stephen Furst - Hubert Downs

“- Lady Fuchsia: You're so ugly.
- Steerpike: That doesn't matter anymore, does it? I will make you my queen. I will give you everything you need.”
Neve McIntosh - Lady Fuchsia
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Steerpike

“I know I told dad I wouldn't hurt Lawanda, but I never said the dog couldn't.”

Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“- Gus Green: Joe, do me a favor.
- Joe Waters: Yeah, Gus, I'd do anything for you. You know that.
- Gus Green: I know that. Stop smoking. I want you to stop smoking. For me, your wife, your family, everybody. We love you, man.”
Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

“- Sven: What do we do with this guy?
- Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.”
Thomas Seniuk - Sven
Peter Mensah - Brodski

“- Michael: I'm gonna take you home.
- Steven: Man, look, you promised me man. I don't fit! Mike, I'll - hey. I'm sorry. You do as your heart tells you.”
Robert De Niro - Michael
John Savage - Steven

“I never break a promise.”
Hedy Lamarr - Gaby

“- Jabez Stone: You promised me happiness, love, and friendship!
- Mr. Scratch: I promised you money and all that money could buy. I don't recall any other obligations.”
James Craig - Jabez Stone
Walter Huston - Mr. Scratch

“- Homer Parrish: Now you have an idea of what it is. I guess you don't know what to say. It's all right. Go on home. Go away like your family said.
- Wilma Cameron: I know what to say, Homer. I love you and I'm never going to leave you... never.”

Harold Russell - Homer Parrish
Cathy O'Donnell - Wilma Cameron

“- Doreen Carter: You ever shoot anybody?
- Jack Carter: You want to know what I do for a living? It's simple. People make promises and they break them. My job's to refresh their memories. That's about it. No big deal.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“- Ernie Mott: I wonder what the weatherman promises for tomorrow.
- Ada Brantline: Likely rain - followed by suicide in bed.”
Cary Grant - Ernie Mott
June Duprez - Ada Brantline

“- Lace Pennamin: I tried so hard not to love you.
- George Malley: How'd you make out?
- Lace Pennamin: Terrible.
- George Malley: Hey, would you, uh, love me the rest of my life?
- Lace Pennamin: No. I'm gonna love you for the rest of mine.”
Kyra Sedgwick - Lace Pennamin
John Travolta - George Malley

“- Idgie Threadgoode: I can't believe he swore on the Bible!
- Ruth Jamison: Well, if that judge had looked any closer, he'd have seen that it was a copy of Moby Dick.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode
Mary-Louise Parker - Ruth Jamison

“- Audrey: All I ever wanted was you and a sweet little house.
- Seymour Krelborn: Oh Audrey, you're the most wondeful person that ever lived. We're gonna get that little house and everything's gonna be alright.”
Ellen Greene - Audrey
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn

“- Butch Cassidy: Okay, Ray, same deal. I'll stay out of your jurisdiction.
- Ray Bledsoe: How many places can you promise to stay out of?
- Butch Cassidy: It's a big country.”
Tom Berenger - Butch Cassidy
Jeff Corey - Ray Bledsoe

“Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“I just made myself a little promise: no more endin' up naked with some girl I don't even know what her name is.”
Viggo Mortensen - Eddie Boone

“- Debbie Jellinsky: Would you die for me?
- Uncle Fester Addams: Yes.
- Debbie Jellinsky: Promise?”
Joan Cusack - Debbie Jellinsky
Chris Lloyd - Uncle Fester

“- Irina Asanova: The director of that film promised me a pair of new boots if I went to bed with him. Think I should?
- Arkady Renko: Well, the winter's almost over.
- Irina Asanova: Exactly, and I am a Siberian, I'm used to the cold.”
Joanna Pacula - Irina Asanova
William Hurt - Arkady Renko

“I made a promise. You're old enough to remember when that meant something...”

Jack Nicholson - Jerry Black

“Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man: promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michael Rapaport - Paul Kirkwood

“- Ian Malcolm: I'll be right back. I give you my word.
- Kelly Curtis: But you never keep your word!”
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm
Vanessa Chester - Kelly Curtis

“You're not going to die, mom. I promise... you're not going to die 'cause I won't let you.”

Elijah Wood - Mark

“- Nemo: Your Majesty, I broke my promise. I opened the forbidden door. I'm very sorry.
- King Morpheus: Hm. Your courage destroyed the Nightmare King and his evil kingdom is gone forever.”
Gabriel Damon - Nemo
Bernard Erhard - King Morpheus