Punishment quotes

“Okay, God, just... I want you to look down on these girls here. They're like little flowers, and the rain you send 'em gutta be gentle and sweet. We come to you today, and we ask you to just... help 'em - help us grab this pageant by the balls and rip 'em off! I mean, if those judges don't like us, then screw 'em. These girls here - they're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steve Zahn - Wayne

“- D.A. Rufus Buckley: Do you think they should deserve to die?
- Carl Lee Hailey: Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell!”

Kevin Spacey - D.A. Rufus Buckley
Samuel L. Jackson - Carl Lee Hailey

“The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive.”
Haing S. Ngor - Dith Pran

“My father would've kicked the living crap out of me if I ended up where you are now, Junior.”

Josh Brolin - George H. W. Bush

“Do not think that all sins go unpaid in this life, Montrose.”
Andrew Keir - Argyll

“Like cutting Tolstoy's beard so he wouldn't write any revolutionary novels.”

Lionel Barrymore On Greta Garbo, Louis Burt Mayer

“- Larry: What's that for?
- Curly: We didn't do nothing!
- Moe: That's in case you do when I'm not around.”

Larry Fine - Larry
Curly Howard - Curly
Moe Howard - Moe

“In my country, for violating sacred beast you get beaten to death with bamboo stick.”
Zahf Paroo - Asian Man

“- Tillaver : How does a week in the hole sound?
- The Djinn: A week, is that the best you got? I was once in a hole for 3000 years, this should be a breeze.”

Tommy "Tiny" Lister - Tillaver
Andrew Divoff - The Djinn

“You got one hysterical girl with a very vivid imagination and all that girl needs is a good smack on the butt and her mommy and daddy won't do it, I'll be happy to volunteer.”

Ronald Francis Perlman - Captain Soames

“- Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
- Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“- Connor: The rule of thumb here is...
- Rosengurtie: Wait, rule of thumb? In the early 1900s it was legal for men to beat their wives, as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb.
- Connor: Can't do much damage with that then, can we? Perhaps it should have been a rule of wrist?”

Sean Patrick Flanery - Connor MacManus
Dot-Marie Jones - Rosengurtle Baumgartener

“Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!”
Jonathan Best - Billy at 5

“Death is a release, not a punishment.”
David Thewlis - King Einon

“If you ever embarrass me like that again I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again.”

Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice

“- Camp Counselor: Why are you doing this?
- Pamela Voorhees: You need to be punished for what you did to him.
- Camp Counselor: I didn't do anything.
- Pamela Voorhees: You let him drown. Jason was my son.”

Stephanie Rhodes - Camp Counselor
Nana Visitor - Pamela Voorhees

“If I were so stupid, I would slap my own face.”
Werner Herzog - Father

“- Rick Johnson: She told us a story about Freddy. Fred Krueger. He's a town legend. He was a child killer freed on a technicality.
- Dan Jordan: So?
- Rick Johnson: So, a lot of parents got pissed off and, according to Kris, they hunted him down and roasted him like a Thanksgiving turkey.”
Andras Jones - Rick
Danny Hassel - Dan

“- D.A. Rufus Buckley: Do you think two men who hang a child should be free in 10 years?
- Carl Lee Hailey: No sir.
- D.A. Rufus Buckley: Well what do you think should happen? What would be a fair sentence?”
Kevin Spacey - D.A. Rufus Buckley
Samuel L. Jackson - Carl Lee Hailey

“- Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
- Clark Griswold: No, sir, I don't.
- Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.”
James Keach - Motorcycle Cop
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“You should be locked up in that looney bin on Staten Island that Geraldo Rivera is always exposing!”

Rosie Perez - Muriel Lang

“Purging is at last at hand. Day of Doom is here. All that is evil, all their allies; your parents, your leaders, those who would call themselves your judges; those who have lied and corrupted the Earth, they shall all be cleansed.”
James Earl Jones - Thulsa Doom

“I told their teacher to beat them. He beat them so well that this one's going to the university.”

Paul Muni - Wang

“My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways. You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more. And then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig!”
Jim Cummings - Cortes

“- Carrie: That is it for you! You have had it! You're hooked! You're a fame junkie! They should give you intravenous feedings of People magazine and National Enquirer headlines! And if you're a real good boy, they'll give you a Tonight Show enema!
- 'Bandit': What is the matter?
- Carrie: And if you weren't so dumb, they'd put you on Cross-Wits!”

Sally Field - Carrie
Burt Reynolds - Bandit