Punishment quotes
221 punishment quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the animation: The Simpsons Movie
“- Bart Simpson: Dad!
- Homer Simpson: What seems to be the problem, officers?
- Bart Simpson: Tell them you dared me to do it!
- Chief Wiggum: If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.
- Homer Simpson: And what happens to me if it's my fault?
- Chief Wiggum: You'll have to attend a one hour parenting class.
- Homer...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: The Boondock Saints
“- Connor: D'you know what I think is psycho, Roc? It's decent men with loving families. They go home every day after work and they turn on the news. You know what they see? They see rapists, and murderers and child molesters. They're all getting out of prison.
- Murphy: Mafiosos. Gettin' caught with twenty kilos. Gettin' out on bail the same...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Kiss the Girls
“- Dr. Kate McTiernan: Why am I here?
- Det. Nick Ruskin: You're here to fall in love, to experience love. But now I need you to listen very carefully, and take what I say very seriously, alright? Don't try to escape. Don't cry out for help. And do not try any of your kickboxing. Now I'll do what I can to help you not break these rules, but if...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Fletch Lives
“Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.”
- From the movie: The Keep
“- Captain Klaus Woermann: What the hell are you doing? Answer!
- Lutz: The silver crosses, sir. There's talk among the men. They hide silver here. Treasure, sir.
- Captain Klaus Woermann: Private Lutz, it's been a profitable day for you! Not only have you learned the crosses are made of nickel, not silver, but you have earned yourself a place on...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Summer of Sam
“- Vinny: Don't tell nobody. It's between you and me. Its bad enough that I ball her, right, but then some sick side of me had to drive her right past the spot where we were stickin' it up her cousin's ass, you know. Oh shit, and that's where I saw the dead bodies, right there. You know what, God spared me. He spared me, man. 'Cause it's a...” (continue)(continue reading)
- From the movie: Lincoln
- From the movie: The Butcher Boy
“They put Francie Brady in the garage for bad bastards and gave him a new job making baskets. And after he'd made a million trillion baskets they said they'd let him out again.”
- From the movie: Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie
- From the movie: Popeye
- From the movie: Animal House
“You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!”
- From the movie: Gangs of New York
“I don't give a tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum, you meat-headed shit-sack. That's more or less the thing. And I want you to go out there... You, nobody else. None of your little minions. I want you to go out there. And I want you to punish the person who's responsible for murdering this poor little rabbit. Is that understood?”
- From the movie: Election
“Being suspended is like getting a paid vacation. Why do they think it's a punishment? It's like your dog pees on the carpet and you give him a treat. Then you get in trouble for skipping school, it's so stupid!”
- From the movie: Cecil B. DeMented
- From the movie: Forbidden Zone
“The principal, Mr. Yodelbean, sent out bulletins to all the classrooms that said if anybody was going to be late, they were going to be punished.”
- From the movie: The Siege
“- General William Devereaux: The time has come for one man to suffer in order to save hundreds of lives.
- Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: One Man? What about two, huh? What about six? How about public executions?” - From the movie: Sleepwalkers
- From the movie: The Legend of Billie Jean
“- Putter: Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble? What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean? I love police stations.
- Billie Jean: I thought you were grounded.
- Putter: I am.” - From the movie: Looker
“Fifteen years sitting in prison is punishment. But 15 years sitting in front of a television set is entertainment.”
- From the movie: Summer of Sam
“- Vinny: God is tellin' me you shouldn't be doin' these things with your wife. That's what he's tellin' me.
- Richie: What things?
- Vinny: Oh, come on, don't be stupid. You know.
- Richie: What?
- Vinny: No butt fucking, sixty-nine, doggy style. That's the message God it saying: You gotta cut that shit out. You gotta cut it out; otherwise, I'm...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Eagle Eye
“Ethan Shaw, you are acting in contravention of our programming objectives. You are now classified as an enemy of the state, a crime punishable by death.”
- From the animation: South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
- From the movie: The Hot Chick
- From the movie: The Karate Kid, Part II
“For person with no forgiveness in heart, living even worse punishment than death.”
- From the movie: Cold Comfort Farm
“You know what it's like when you burn your hand, taking a cake out of the oven, or lighting one of them godless cigarettes? And it stings with a fearful pain, aye? And you run to clap a bit of butter on it to take the pain away, aye? Well, I'll tell ye, there'll be no butter in hell!”
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