Relationships quotes

“Owen Grady-It's all about control with you. I don't control the Raptors. It's a relationship. It's based on mutual respect. That's why you and I never had a second date.
Claire Dearing-Excuse me? I never wanted a second date.”
Chris Pratt - Owen Grady
Bryce Dallas Howard - Claire Dearing

“We're in love. We just want to be together. What's wrong with that?”
Kara Hayward - Suzy

“It’s the same thing that happens in any relationship. When it started out, it was unreal, and then it got real. ”
George Clooney - David Cotton

“Alan Harper-Relationships are built on trust and mutual respect.
Charlie Harper-Oh, grow up. Relationships are built on diamond earrings and Viagra.
”
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“If you can't afford dog food, don't get a dog.”

Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

“Alan Harper-You gotta be excited about having your girlfriend back. What has been like a month?
Walden Schmidt-Three weeks.
Alan Harper-Still that is like a decade in penis years.
”
Ashton Kutcher - Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Alan Harper-Lyndsey has been pushing me to make a commitment because some other guy asked her out.
Walden Schmidt-Who asked her out?
Alan Harper-Her gynecologist.
Walden Schmidt-At least he knows what he is getting into.
”
Ashton Kutcher - Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

“Dating is based on a point system. Pam's good looking, so that's 25 points. Bob's the nicest guy in the world, so that's like, a point? But he has money, so there's 24 points.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Once when Michael cheated on me I got some flowers from a secret admirer and it really cheered me up. I mean, I sent them to myself but it's the thought that counts, right?”
Mila Kunis - Jackie Burkhart

“Jackie Burkhardt-Steven, do you really think we're a creepy, unnatural couple?
Steven Hyde-Come on. It's a crazy question. I mean, if this relationship wasn't just a little bit creepy and unnatural I wouldn't be in it.”
Mila Kunis - Jackie Burkhart
Danny Masterson - Steven Hyde

“It's as if at that moment Eric Forman and Donna Pinciotti ceased to exist and merged into one perfect being... Donneric Forciotti.”

Christopher Grace - Eric Forman

“A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin' off.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“If you really do love her, there's only one thing to do, man. You gotta dump her and live free.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“The foundation of a good relationship is three little words: I don't know. What're you doing? I don't know. What're you thinking about? I don't know. Who's that under you? I don't know.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“Jackie Burkhardt-Well, I have a date too.
Michael Kelso-Who is he? What's his name?
Jackie Burkhardt-His name is... not important. What's important is, he's better than you, in every single conceivable way.
Michael Kelso-DAMN, JACKIE. THAT COULD BE ANYBODY.”
Mila Kunis - Jackie Burkhart
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“It’s not about where we are, just that we’re together!”
Harry Styles - Jack

“Is there anything more depressing than dating in your 30s?”
Tatiana Maslany - Jennifer Walters

“And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I’ve ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you.”
Darren Criss - Blaine Anderson

“Vronsky-I love you!
Anna Karenina-Why?
Vronsky-You can't ask why about love!”
Keira Knightley - Anna Karenina
Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Vronsky

“I just want to be a man who has been to a concert with a girl in a red dress.”
Sam Claflin - Will Traynor

“In every relationship, you're either a garden or a flower. I'm a garden that wants to be a flower, how fucked up am I?”
Allison Janney - LaVona

“All my life, it's like I'm always just about to fall off the edge of the world's tallest building. I stopped falling the second I saw you.”
Ansel Elgort - Tony

“People should learn how to split up.”
Anna Foglietta - Carlotta

“Rocco-Exes are dangerous.
Lele-They're like the Japanese, they never give up.”
Marco Giallini - Rocco
Valerio Mastandrea - Lele

“Because if you love someone, you protect them, from everything.”
Giuseppe Battiston - Peppe