Relationships quotes

“- Fletcher Reede: Is this guy right for you? I mean, he's just so, not me!
- Audrey Reede: Yes, that's one of his best qualities.
- Fletcher Reede: Yeah, but he's kind of, magoo... I'm sorry.
- Audrey Reede: You're wrong! I mean, sometimes, maybe yes, he is a litte bit...
- Fletcher Reede: Magoo!
- Audrey Reede: Yes.”
Jim Carrey - Fletcher Reede
Maura Tierney - Audrey Reede

“- Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber: I don't know! Beth is terrific and everything, but, just, I don't know. I tell you a big part of the problem, though, when you get married. You know, when you're dating, everything is talking about sex. Right? Where can we do it? You know, why can't we do it? Are your parents gonna be out so - so we can do it, you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Daniel Stern - Laurence 'Shrevie' Schreiber
Steve Guttenberg - Edward 'Eddie' Simmons

“- Beth: You've got Sterling, and that's a pretty great consolation prize.
- Bob: I know... but... sometimes, even with Sterling, I feel like I want to go for a brand new car.”
Maddie Corman - Beth
Alexis Arquette - Bob

“Where I come from, you don't blow no harp, you don't get no pussy.”
Joe Seneca - Willie Brown

“Whenever I wondered what Sara saw in me, and I wondered more than once, I always came back to the fact that she loved to read. She read everything every spare moment. She was a junkie for the printed word. And lucky for me, I manufactured her drug of choice.”
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“- Meena: What about me? What about me? I've never asked you for anything! Never expected anything! I'm 24 years old, and I'm still here! Stuck here! You think I'm happy? I love him. That's not a crime, is it?
- Kinnu: You call this love? When all you have done is bring such shame upon our heads?”

Sarita Choudhury - Meena
Sharmila Tagore - Kinnu

“Relationships based on extreme circumstances never work out.”
Jason Patric - Officer Alex Shaw

“Jonah, you wouldn't by any chance be fucking my wife, would you? Because that wouldn't be conducive to a good artist-record company relationship.”
Rip Torn - Walter Fox

“- Court Foster: You know you don't have to come along.
- Dani Trant: Are you sure you can find your way, it's an awful big town.
- Court Foster: Are you always in the habit of going where you're not wanted or is this a new thing with you?
- Dani Trant: Are you always this nice to people you just met or are you practicin' up to be a horse's butt?”
Jason London - Court Foster
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“- Emily: We're oil and water, Cochran.
- Cochran: Not last night, we weren't.”
Kelly McGillis - Emily
Jeff Daniels - Cochran

“- Caleb Colton: I mean, I don't have a girlfriend.
- Mae: That's too bad.
- Caleb Colton: Exactly.”
Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton
Jenny Wright - Mae

“- Brian McDermott: Dump me but don't bullshit me.
- Nancy Trainer: I didn't know I'd actually win. I thought it was just a dry run.
- Brian McDermott: Or you would have dumped me a long tome ago, right? Because it wouldn't look so good for the mayor to be seen out robbin' the cradle.”
Tim Quill - Brian McDermott
Stockard Channing - Nancy Trainer

“I could be whatever you need. I could do anything for the woman I love. I believe in saying what you feel. You are the blood in my veins, I would walk through fire for you. I will always be available, I belong to you.”
Anthony LaPaglia - Stevie Dee

“Elvia Rivero was the one who made me laugh when I needed to laugh. She made me cry when no one was looking. But most of all, Elvia was able to put into to words what I was thinking. It was Elvia who first gave me the idea. It was decided then and there, I knew what was missing from my life, a man. Oh no, don't get me wrong, not a man for me. For...” (continue)(continue reading)
Fairuza Balk - Shade

“- Tracy: I'll be back in six months.
- Isaac: Six months are you kidding? Six months you're gonna go for?
- Tracy: We've gone this long, well what's six months if we still love each other?”
Mariel Hemingway - Tracy
Woody Allen - Isaac

“I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.”

Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves