Relationships quotes

“Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. Number two: will find nice sensible boyfriend and not continue to form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, peeping-toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts.”

Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“Melons are like boyfriends. Shall I tell you why? To get a single good one you must one hundred try.”
Harold Perrineau - Monica Jones

“When you live with no passion at all, other people's passion come into glaring relief.”
Bill Pullman - Daryl Zero

“I didn't mean for any any of this to happen. But he's just so sweet... so pure. He understands what's good in me. No one else does. And, Mama, when he touches me... he's so gentle... so tender.”

Christina Ricci - Carolyn McDuffy

“- Paul Hackett: Why don't you just tell me what's wrong?
- Marcy: I was raped once. As a matter of fact it happened right here in this very room. I lived here once. He came in through there off the fire escape. He held a knife to my throat and said if I made any noise, he'd cut my tongue out. He tied me to the bed... he took his time... six...” (continue)(continue reading)
Griffin Dunne - Paul Hackett
Rosanna Arquette - Marcy

“- The Great Gonzo: Camila's my girlfriend!
- Turkey: You've gotta be kiddin'. You're not even a bird!
- The Great Gonzo: Well, nobody's perfect.”
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo
Steve Whitmire - Turkey

“I loved, helped, and supported in every way possible a businessman who committed the terrible crime of being financially imaginative with a pension fund.”
Tracey Ullman - Beth Hobbs

“- Dale Putley: Jack, look at this.
- Jack Lawrence: It's money. I remember it from when I was single.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence

“Don't say we are not right for each other, for the way I see it we might not be right for anybody else.”
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey

“Let me ask you something. If you know so much about men and women, how come there was no one waiting for you at the airport?”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Charlie Chaplin: It's not at all confusing. You see, when everyone thought we were having an affair, we were married. Now that everyone realizes we're married, we're getting divorced.
- Douglas Fairbanks: Man's a wizard with women. No question about it.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Charles Spencer Chaplin
Kevin Kline - Douglas Fairbanks

“She's never met a man yet that's worthy of her. And she never will.”

Ferdinand Gottschalk - Pettigrew

“- Ray Elwood: So how come they assigned you here?
- Pfc. Brian Knoll: I put in for it. My fiancée is here on base, so we arranged for a transfer together.
- Ray Elwood: Oh, how sweet. Who's she?
- Pfc. Brian Knoll: Margolis, Carol-Anne. Private First Class.
- Ray Elwood: You call her by her last name? What do you do, salute in bed?”
Gabriel Mann - Pfc. Brian Knoll
Joaquin Phoenix - Ray Elwood

“- Therapist: George, we have a nice man coming by to take you to the theater, the musuem, help you re-introduce yourself to the world. Are you ready for that, George?
- George: I don't know.
- Therapist: What did you tell me the other day? You said, I'm a ready teddy Yo! What did you say yesterday?
- George: I'm a ready teddy yo.”
Peter Michael Goetz - Therapist
Gene Wilder - George

My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, "You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- Jacqueline: Hey, you're not getting serious on me, are you?
- Marcus: What are you talking about? Am I getting serious? What is that?
- Jacqueline: You know, do you want this to grow into a relationship where we're together all the time? God. Stuff like that. Are you?”
Robin Givens - Jacqueline
Eddie Murphy - Marcus

“- Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Mahoney! Remember, that nobody screws with me.
- Carey Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all that will change.”
G.W. Bailey - Captain Harris
Steve Guttenberg - Carey Mahoney

“- Etta Place: Do you ever wonder if I'd met you first, we'd be the ones to get involved?
- Butch Cassidy: But we are involved, Etta. Don't you know that? I mean you are riding on my bicycle... in some Arabian countries that's the same as being married.”
Katharine Ross - Etta Place
Paul Newman - Butch Cassidy

“- Susan: This is hard to say, but I've been thinking a lot about it... and we can't have a relationship.
- John Moss: Sure we can, 'cause I can change. I'll try harder.
- Susan: It's not that. It's not you. You're fine. It's what you do. It's... it's all the violence.”

Annabella Sciorra - Susan
James Woods - John Moss

“- Delivery Guy: Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.
- Tommy Grayton: Lamb and tuna fish?
- Delivery Guy: Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?
- Homeless Guy: Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rob Schneider - Delivery Guy
Peter Dante - Tommy Grayton
Steve Buscemi - Homeless Guy

“Throwing a party it's like... it's like an invitation for abuse. It's like the last desperate act of someone who hasn't had a lasting relationship since Junior High.”
Martha Plimpton - Monica

“A passionate celibacy is all that any of us can look forward to.”
Colin Firth - Jack

“- Andrea: Todd and I have been seeing each other.
- Kevin: Todd doesn't see girls. He fucks them.
- Andrea: You know, that is so rude. You don't even know him. Todd and I have something very special.”
Dominique Swain - Andrea Marr
Channon Roe - Kevin

“A great many mistakes are made in the name of loneliness.”
William M. Holden - Mark Elliott

“I kept kissing frogs looking for a prince.”
Robin Wright - Moll Flanders