Relationships quotes

“It's really important there be more group social life. Not just all this ferocious pairing off.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“Let's say that you and I were together all the time, then you'd start to hate a lot of my mannerisms. The way every time we would have people over, uh, I'd be insecure, and I'd get a little too drunk. Or, uh, the way I'd tell the same stupid pseudo-intellectual story again, and again. Y'see, I've heard all those stories. So of course I'm sick of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ethan Hawke - Jesse

“- Lisa Provolone: You kept me a prisoner up here - like Rapunzel.
- Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone: Well, you certainly ain't Snow White!”
Marisa Tomei - Lisa Provolone
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“Relationships? They shouldn't even call them relationships. They should have a more descriptive name: Painland.”
Steve Oedekerk - Thane Furrows

“- Dirt Merchant: Wait just so you're aware.
- Angie: Of what?
- Dirt Merchant: That we're friends, just friends.
- Angie: Whatever.”

Danny Masterson - Dirt Merchant
Julie Benz - Angie

“- Emily Carson: Well, it's a nice night, and I have to walk Camille. Do you want to take a walk with me?
- Scott Turner: No. No. Well, you see, I'm starting to like you, and if we're going to walk I'm just going to like you even more, and then one day we might even end up in love and everything will go on fine for a while, but-but then one day -...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mare Winningham - Emily Carson
Tom Hanks - Scott Turner

“- Julia Sullivan: Did you have any idea she wasn't the right one when you were together?
- Robbie Hart: I should have. Uh, I remember we went to the Grand Canyon one time. We were flying there and I'd never been there before and Linda had, so you would think that she would give me the window seat but she didn't and... not that that's a big deal,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Drew Barrymore - Julia Sullivan
Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there’s anything you need, I won’t be far away.”
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“In order for there to be complete trust between thieves, there can be nothing personal.”
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“It's like, even though you're engaged, when you're with me I really feel like you're with me, you know? But the scary thing is I actually kinda like it.”

Kevin Bacon - Sam

“It can't be any harder to stay together than it was to stay apart.”
D.B. Sweeney - Doug Dorsey

“- George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?
- Hugh: Yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach.”
Dudley Moore - George Webber
Robert Webber - Hugh

“Upset? Why should I be upset? You've only ruined my life. Why should I be upset?”

Robert De Niro - David Merrill

“Fate has left us alone for a reason.”

Alan Cumming - Mr Elton

“Some things are just sacred, like between a man and a woman.”
Morris Chestnut - Lance Sullivan

“- Alan Parrish, 1969: Whatever I said, Dad, I'm sorry.
- Samuel Alan Parrish: Oh, Alan, I was angry, ok? And I'm sorry, too. Look, you don't have to go to Cliffside if you don't want to. Let's talk it over tomorrow. Man to man.
- Alan Parrish, 1969: How about father to son?”
Adam Hann-Byrd - Young Alan
Jonathan Hyde - Sam Parrish

“They got married, and the cops found out and... well, you know cops. That kinda ended it. They still write, though. Well, he writes. She's still learnin'. Ah, it's no big deal, you know, it's over. He's not allowed into Mississippi anymore, and she wanted to raise the kid there, and... between you and me, I think that's for the best.”

Kevin Heffernan - Grogan

“- Dr. Chase Meridian: You like strong women. I've done my homework. Or do I need skin-tight vinyl and a whip?
- Batman: I haven't had that much luck with women.
- Dr. Chase Meridian: Maybe you just haven't met the right woman.”
Nicole Kidman - Dr. Chase Meridian
Val Kilmer - Batman

“You always ignore me! Ever since I was 7-years-old for Halloween and I dressed up as a carrot and you two snuck off without me. I'm just as much a part of this family as either of you... and I wanna fight!”

Lisa Kudrow - Maddy Mozell

“- Elise Elliot Atchison: Should I have done your homework, Bill! I did. By the way, here's a copy of her birth certificate.
- Bill Atchison: I didn't know... God! What are you going to do?
- Elise Elliot Atchison: What am I gonna do? Well, for now I'm just going to say the f word... Felony.”

Goldie Hawn - Elise Elliot Atchison
Victor Garber - Bill Atchison

“- Katharine Clifton: Promise me you'll come back for me.
- Almásy: I promise, I'll come back for you. I promise, I'll never leave you.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Katharine Clifton
Ralph Fiennes - Almásy

“- Andrew: That drag queen is amazing, huh Billy? He totally looks like a woman.
- Billy: Ok, I need to know that his penis is large enough to sustain this relationship.”
Christopher Bradley - Andrew
Sean Hayes - Billy Collier

“He doesn't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make sense.”
Marisa Tomei - Caroline

“- Susan Morton: Hey honey, how was school?
- Carson Morton: The only girl who talked to me also talked to herself
- Susan Morton: Oh see, I always told you you were special. You are the most interesting person other than her.”
Nancy Travis - Susan Morton
Jamie Renée Smith - Carson Morton

“- Jack Traven: I have to warn you, I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work.
- Annie: Ok. We'll have to base it on sex then.
- Jack Traven: Whatever you say, ma'am.”

Keanu Reeves - Jack Traven
Sandra Bullock - Annie