Relationships quotes

“Distance is something you do to your enemies. It's a thing of the nineties, to make friends extinct. Distance... is the absence of menschkeit!”
Al Pacino - Mayor John Pappas

“He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“- Francis Fitzpatrick: Well, for one thing, I don't like the fact that you have sex with a geriatric.
- Heather: Well, how do you think I feel about you going home and seeing your wife every night?
- Francis Fitzpatrick: I haven't had sex with my wife in months.
- Heather: Well, I don't know if that is such a good idea, Francis. Clearly you need...” (continue)(continue reading)

Michael McGlone - Francis Fitzpatrick
Cameron Diaz - Heather

“When two people really care about each other, they try to understand things. Even when it's hard.”
Reese Witherspoon - Dani Trant

“- Michael Berkow: You've never been a team player, that's why you don't have any friends.
- Adam Berkow: What're you talking about? I have friends.
- Michael Berkow: The hell you do.
- Adam Berkow: The hell I don't.
- Michael Berkow: You have acquaintances. Superficial golf-buddies.”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“You ought to relate to women in a more natural way, in a less self-conscious and pre-directed manner. You shouldn't go with a purpose of achieving this or that, you should just let the relationships develop and happen as they do by the accidental circumstances of life.”

Michael Emil - Eli

“- Roy Knable: Helen, if we ever get out of this things will be different from now on, I promise. I'm not just going to be a watcher. I'm going to be the man I was when we first got married.
- Helen Knable: You weren't blonde then and you wore a lot less makeup.”
John Ritter - Roy Knable
Pam Dawber - Helen Knable

“- Poppy: Why don't you get yourself a girl, Tony?
- Tony: I'm working on that now.
- Poppy: Yeah? Well, don't tire yourself out.”
Karen Morley - Poppy
Paul Muni - Tony

“- Marilyn Holmberg: What do you want?
- Phil Potter: I want us to live together. I want us to get married. I want us to have children together. I want us to put our teeth in the same cup. I want us buried together in a family plot with one headstone. What do you want?
- Marilyn Holmberg: I want a separate cup for my teeth.”
Jill Clayburgh - Marilyn Holmberg
Burt Reynolds - Phil Potter

“- Paul Varjak: I love you.
- Holly Golightly: So what.
- Paul Varjak: So what? So plenty! I love you, you belong to me!
- Holly Golightly: [tearfully] No. People don't belong to people.
- Paul Varjak: Of course they do!
- Holly Golightly: I'll never let anybody put me in a cage.
- Paul Varjak: I don't want to put you in a cage, I want to love you!”
George Peppard - Paul Varjak
Audrey Hepburn - Holly Golightly

“Sex always ends in kids or disease, or like, you know, relationships. That's exactly what I don't want. I want the opposite of all that. Because it's not worth it, not really, is it? When you think about it?”
Christina Ricci - Dede Truitt

“Ed, have you noticed that the older you get, the younger your girlfriends get? Soon you'll be dating sperm.”
Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins

“- Jenny: Everything about you is a lie.
- Neville Sinclair: It wasn't lies, Jenny. It was acting.”
Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Jenny
Timothy Dalton - Neville Sinclair

“- Soda Jerk: She's fine isn't she.
- Gary: Do you know who she is?
- Soda Jerk: Never saw her before in my life.”

Michael Chieffo - Soda Jerk
Lawrence Monoson - Gary

- Alec Scudder: "Alec, you're a dear fellow", you said. Are you ashamed to be seen with me? You're not glad, anyway. Don't say you are.
- Maurice Hall: Of course I'm glad.
- Alec Scudder: Then why didn't you come to the boathouse? I waited two night, I got no sleep waiting.
Rupert Graves - Alec Scudder
James Wilby - Maurice Hall

“If it's Poole you want, it's Poole you'll get. But, Lisa, you've got to cross the finish line on this one! This is your third fiance today and it ain't even lunch yet!”
Sylvester Stallone - Angelo 'Snaps' Provolone

“- Alfred Kralik: You treated me like a dog.
- Klara Novak: Yes, but instead of licking my hand, you barked.”
James Stewart - Alfred Kralik
Margaret Sullavan - Klara Novak

“- Carrie: How would you feel if I wanted to know every little thing about you?
- Joe: I'd feel loved.”
Nancy Allen - Carrie
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Joe

“- Jack: This is Mary the ghost, and that's Martin the ghost! They're having problems in their relationship.
- Sharon: No, Jack. We're having problems in our relationship!”
Steve Guttenberg - Jack Crawford
Beverly D'Angelo - Sharon Brogan Crawford

“I've got someone to cover for me. Everybody's replaceable.”
Liam Neeson - Jerome Lovell

“- Selena: Get out of my house, Nigel, and don't come slithering back.
- Nigel: Listen, Selena, I'm the only one who can save you from yourself. You need me.
- Selena: Like an Eskimo needs a lawnmower, kiddo.
- Nigel: I'm warning you, Selena. Don't be so shortsighted.”
Faye Dunaway - Selena
Peter Cook - Nigel

“- Lady Harriet Vulcan: The devil take you Harry!
- Lord Harry Wrotham: I do hope so Harriet, I couldn't bear to be parted from you.”
Diana Rigg - Lady Harriet Vulcan
Edward Fox - Lord Harry Wrotham

“Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.”
Amy Yasbeck - Peggy Brandt

“There are 20 million women in this island and I've got to be chained to you.”

Robert Donat - Hannay

“The future lay sparkling ahead, and we thought we would know each other forever.”
Jason Patric - Shakes