Relationships quotes

“You're a good conversationalist; but, there's something of the kindergarten teacher about you. Which is really nice; but, the guys you like also tend to be on the ethereal side and get pretty far away from any physicality.”

Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“- Nelson Fox: I just have to meet someone new, that's all. That's the easy part.
- Joe Fox: Oh right, yeah, a snap to find the one single person in the world who fills your heart with joy.
- Nelson Fox: Well, don't be ridiculous. Have I ever been with anyone who fit that description? Have you?”
Dabney Coleman - Nelson Fox
Tom Hanks - Joe Fox

“- Dr. Mumford: I had no friends and I didn't talk to my family. The only constant stabilizing force in my life was drugs.
- Skip Skipperton: An IRS investigator with a drug problem!”
Loren Dean - Mumford
Jason Lee - Skip Skipperton

“We are joined in a way that can never be broken, not even by death. When you need me, you'll only have to call my name. I'll always find you.”

Sir Sean Connery - Ramírez

“Four-and-a-half years I live wit' a buddy an' his family. I think I'm diggin' a guy's character... Boy, I'm a victim of disappointment in you.”
Russ Tamblyn - Riff

“All these... weirdos, and me... getting a little better every day right in the middle of 'em. I had never known... I had never even imagined for a heartbeat that... there might be a place in the world for people like us.”
Billy Crudup - FH

“Jane, you're a strange and almost unearthly thing.”
William Hurt - Rochester

“- Dr. Christmas Jones: What's the story with you and Elektra?
- James Bond: We're strictly plutonic, now.”
Denise Richards - Dr. Christmas Jones
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“Nobody knows anything about anybody.”
Don Ameche - Phil O'Neil

“- Larry: Oh, I hate these places. Don't you? It's like, most of these guys are just here for one thing. I guess I want to meet someone I can talk to, just get to know. And go to dinners with, and museums, art galleries. I think what I'm looking for is more of a real relationship.
- Girl in Bar: Oh, that's great, Larry. But I just came here to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Steve Martin - Larry
Leslie Wing - Girl in Bar

“- Françoise: What are you talking about?
- Richard: Just making conversation.
- Françoise: Do you have a girlfriend?
- Richard: Here?
- Françoise: Anywhere.
- Richard: No, why?
- Françoise: Just making conversation.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“- Roxanne: Where would I stay?
- Tripper: My place, what do you think?
- Roxanne: Is it big enough?
- Tripper: It's got a double bed. What's the matter with you, haven't you ever lived with anybody before?
- Roxanne: No. Have you?
- Tripper: Pets, you know, a dog, a fish. No, I haven't. I've never asked anybody before.”

Kate Lynch - Roxanne
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Worm: She's really got him by the balls.
- Petra: That's not so bad, is it?
- Worm: It depends on the grip!”

Edward Norton - Worm
Famke Janssen - Petra

“- Emily: You got a girlfriend?
- Vincent: Nah, I gave that up.
- Emily: Why?
- Vincent: Because I always see the potential of failure.”
Alicia Silverstone - Emily
Benicio del Toro - Vincent

“There's no better way for two guys to get to know each other better than to spend a couple of days in a car.”
Ed O'Neill - Dutch Dooley

“Barcelona is beautiful but in human terms, pretty cold.”
Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton

“I don't doubt myself because of you. I feel like the best version of myself when I'm with you, and that makes me doubt everything else.”

Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“If a dog and a dolphin can get along, why can't our mom and his dad?”
Majandra Delfino - Judith Dunhill

“- Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
- Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility.”
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“- Lionel: You know, I honestly wish there was something between us.
- Cinderella's Stepmother: Really?
- Lionel: Yes. A continent.”
Jason Alexander - Lionel
Bernadette Peters - Cinderella's Stepmother

“- Izzy: Dad, people can be allergic to each other.
- Patrick: That's for sure.”
Sean Astin - Izzy
Sam Shepard - Patrick

Sophomore year at Brown, we had this one hot month. But, of course, you know me, I got restless. So, I get up the nerve to break his heart and he gives me this look, and then he says, “The thing that makes me wanna cry is, I'm losing the best friend I ever had”. And at that moment, I knew, I felt the same way. So, I cried, for maybe the third... (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“- Alan Swann: Stone, I want you to know that this morning I had absolutely no idea I was in the process of inserting myself into an arrangement that already existed between you and Miss Downing.
- Benjy Stone: Would it have made any difference?
- Alan Swann: No.”
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann
Mark Linn-Baker - Benjy Stone

“- Clayton Boone: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
- James Whale: Why not?
- Clayton Boone: You have to kiss some ass to get a piece of it.”
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone
Sir Ian McKellen - James Whale

“- Matthew: I don't have relationships.
- Peg: So you just love 'em and leave 'em?
- Matthew: I don't love anybody.
- Peg: So what, you just have a girl?
- Matthew: I take what I can get. Now, if you're thru talkin', you wanna go out back and fuck?”
Martin Donovan - Matthew Slaughter
Edie Falco - Peg Coughlin