Relationships quotes

“I read somewhere that the reason most relationships break down is that each partner is waiting for the other to fix it. But if you want somebody to stand by you always, you have to be willing to do the same for them, even when they're acting like an idiot.”
Heather Graham - Joline

“- Louise: I don't know if I want to get married, but I wouldn't say no to a proper relationship.
- Sophie: What is a proper relationship?
- Louise: Living with someone who talks to you after they've boinked you.”
Lesley Sharp - Louise
Katrin Cartlidge - Sophie

“If basketball is all you care about, why you bonin' me? Why don't you bone Dick Vital?”
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

“- Aladdin: Well, we're here.
- Princess Jasmine: Together, forever.”
Scott Weinger - Aladdin
Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine

“- Anne Shirley: You're a great deal too good for me. But you want someone who'll adore you. Someone who'll be happy just to hang on your arm and build a home for you. I wouldn't.
- Gilbert Blythe: Anne, that's not what I'm looking for at all.
- Anne Shirley: We'll end up like two old crows fighting all the time. I know I'd be unhappy and I'd...” (continue)(continue reading)
Megan Follows - Anna Shirley Cuthbert
Jonathan Crombie - Gilbert Blythe

“- Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
- Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
- Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.”
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“In a way, Jim is right; I am afraid of men. My relationships have been, well, I've had a lot of one-night stands. A little to drink, you know, give myself an excuse, then I subconsciously fall for jerks I know I'll never be emotionally involved with. It's all so empty, passionless, really. I guess deep down I'm afraid that there can never be any...” (continue)(continue reading)

Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt

“- Deborah: You know what happens now, don't you?
- Clifford: What's That?
- Deborah: We sit here more and more self-pitying, telling tragic tales of lost lovers, and deaden the night with bursting passion and ruining our professional relationship.
- Clifford: I'm up for that.”
Claire Rushbrook - Deborah
Richard R. Grant - Clifford

“It's easier to love someone who's dead. They make so few mistakes.”
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“- Georgiana: Ask me about Andrew and I.
- Billy: How are Andrew and I?”
Meredith Scott Lynn - Georgiana
Sean Hayes - Billy Collier

“- Doc: Aw, that was fun! Even weirdos are cute when they're babies.
- The Great Gonzo: I knew you'd learn to love us!
- Doc: I didn't say that.”

Gerard Parkes - Doc
Dave Goelz - The Great Gonzo

“When I woke up this morning, i was glad. I was glad to be alive, Doc.. because I knew someone else would be glad. And people just aren't glad unless you need them. They may be nice and friendly like you or Bud. If they don't need you, they really can't be glad, they really can't care whether you're alive or not and when no one else cares... and...” (continue)(continue reading)

Jason Patric - Kevin 'kid' Collins

“- Max: All I know is that when I'm not with you I'm a total wreck.
- Nora: And when you are with me?
- Max: I'm a different kind of total wreck.”
James Spader - Max Baron
Susan Sarandon - Nora Baker

“You're my mother. You're my father. You're my mother. You're my whole family. You're even my friend, Gloria. You're my girlfriend too.”
John Adames - Phil Dawn

“You won't get him with a dress; on the contrary, my dear. I know the man. He is not a man; he is a woman. He is all emotion and refinement. He has very few defenses. You must win him as a man wins a woman; if anyone can do it, you can.”

Bernadette Peters - Marie D'Agoult

“- Heather Mooney: I just figured she'd be married to Sandy by now.
- Romy White: Sandy Frink?
- Heather Mooney: Yes, Sandy Frink! He could barely contain his erection every time she walked by! Why do you think he always carried around that huge notebook?”
Janeane Garofalo - Heather Mooney
Mira Sorvino - Romy White

“Claire is right in pointing out the enormous danger potential in any relationship with a man as intelligent but fantastically flakey as Robert. But I must point out the possibilities, the potential, for true love and happiness are equally great.”
Eric McCormack - Mark

“- Nick: Your constant interrupting of me...
- Deborah: Please! In sixteen years, I've never finished a sentence.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“I want you to go, Anita. You're wasting my time.”

Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu

“It's probably going to take you an eternity to forgive me... Alma, I'm sorry. I guess I was being ridiculous. I'm sorry. I love you. You're my whole life. I wanna go. But if it's a choice of only six more months here with you or living forever all by myself, well I'll take the six more months here with you. I don't want to live forever if you're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hume Cronyn - Joe Finley

“- Simon Wilder: When it comes to relationships, everyone's a used car salesman.
- Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler: Is that your philosophy? Don't trust anyone.
- Simon Wilder: No, you've got to trust people. But you can't believe in the warranty.”
Joe Pesci - Simon Wilder
Brendan Fraser - Montgomery 'Monty' Kessler

“Your fears, they make you foolish. Go to her, Jack.”

Avner Eisenberg - Jewel

“Lousy detectives. Couldn't follow an elephant up 5th. Girls slip through their fingers like sand.”
Colleen Camp - Christy Miller

“- Danielle Wilde: Where are you anyway?
- Alex: I'm taking my brother on a fishing trip.
- Danielle Wilde: Give him a big kiss for me, all right?
- Alex: Big kiss? I'll give him a big kick in the ass, that's what I'll give him.”
Alonna Shaw - Danielle Wilde
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Alex

“Affairs are much more exciting than marriages. As Mummy can testify.”
Kate Winslet - Juliet Hulme