Relationships quotes

“- Michael Cutler: How long will it take?
- Lincoln Hawk: I've got one more pick up. And say, two to three days, we'll be in California. And your mother doesn't go into surgery, say, until Wednesday morning.
- Michael Cutler: Do you really think you can make up 10 years in two to three days?
- Lincoln Hawk: No.”
David Mendenhall - Michael Cutler
Sylvester Stallone - Lincoln Hawk

- Leo: Seein' you mope around here ruins my, whaddya call it, "joy de veever"?
- Tom Reagan: "Joie de vivre".
Albert Finney - Leo
Gabriel Byrne - Tom Reagan

“One morning you wake up, the guy is gone, the saxophone's gone, all that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out. So you pull yourself together. You go on to the next job, the next saxophone player. It's the same thing all over again. You see what I mean?”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“- George Newman: Teri, what are you doing here? I thought you never wanted to see me again.
- Teri Campbell: Whatever gave you that idea?
- George Newman: Well, I guess my first clue was when you told me you never wanted to see me again.”
Weird Al - George Newman
Victoria Jackson - Teri Campbell

“- Graham Dalton: You're right, I've got a lot of problems... But they belong to me.
- Ann Bishop Mullany: You think they're yours, but they're not. Everybody that walks in that door becomes part of your problem. Anybody that comes in contact with you. I didn't want to be part of your problem, but I am. I'm leaving my husband, and maybe I would...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Spader - Graham Dalton
Andie MacDowell - Ann Bishop Mullany

“- Dr. Laura Baker: Do you have a girlfriend in New York?
- Preston Lennox: Oh, I guess I've had a few; but, they don't hang around very long. I guess I keep too many secrets.
- Dr. Laura Baker: Do you wanna share one with me?”
Marg Helgenberger - Dr. Laura Baker
Michael Madsen - Preston Lennox

“I've been a call-girl for exactly four days and you're my third customer. I want you to know that I'm not damaged goods. I'm not what they call Florida white trash. I'm a good person and when it comes to relationships, I'm one-hundred percent, I'm one hundred percent... monogamous.”

Patricia Arquette - Alabama Whitman

“We keep making the same neurotic choices over and over every time we choose a new mate.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa

“When you talked earlier about after a few years how a couple would begin to hate each other by anticipating their reactions or getting tired of their mannerisms, I think it would be the opposite for me. I think I can really fall in love when I know everything about someone, the way he's going to part his hair, which shirt he's going to wear that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julie Delpy - Céline

“He hurt you. He hurt you. He hurt everybody.”
Inez Palange - Tony's Mother

“Tyrell had told me Rachael was special. No termination date. I didn't know how long we had together... Who does?”
Harrison Ford - Rick Deckard

“He actually threatened to shoot Gladys if I did't tell him where the money was. But I think he was counting on a level of commitment and affection between her and me that just simply wasn't there.”

Oliver Platt - Pete Van Heuten

“A fish and a bird can fall in love, but where do they build their home?”
Erica Yohn - Grandma Eva

“- Lina: People are like gas.
- Cathy Featherstone: I beg your pardon?
- Lina: Gas expands to fit the space and so do people.
- Cathy Featherstone: I think I'll expand into the kitchen and fix dinner.
- Lina: When there is not enough space, there is pressure.”
Valérie Quennessen - Lina
Daryl Hannah - Cathy Featherstone

“He doesn't want a wife. He wants a love slave, one that he can kick around.”
Elizabeth Peña - Rosie Morales

“My wife says my people skills are like my cooking skills: quick and tasteless.”
Alec Baldwin - Nick Kudrow

“I don't deal with psychos. I put them away.”
Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

“- Mathilda: I don't wanna lose you, Léon.
- Léon: You're not going to lose me. You've given me a taste for life. I wanna be happy. Sleep in a bed, have roots. And you'll never be alone again, Mathilda. Please, go now, baby, go. Calm down, I'll meet you at Tony's in an hour, I love you, now go, go now.”
Natalie Portman - Mathilda
Jean Reno - Leon

“- Harry Crumb: I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
- Mrs. MacIntyre: What?”
John Candy - Harry Crumb
Michele Goodger - Mrs. MacIntyre

“- Biderman: You can use these checks. They're temporary.
- Carl Quigley: Thank you, Edward.
- Biderman: Like our relationship.”
Michael Lerner - Biderman
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley

“We're all sort of fellow travelers in a mighty small boat, in a mighty big ocean. And the more we quarrel, criticize and misunderstand each other, the bigger the ocean gets and the smaller the boat.”
Henry Hull - Charles J. Rittenhouse

“One question: are you here 'cause you need someone, or 'cause you need me? Forget it, I don't care.”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler

“- Lottie Wilkins: Did you know Keats?
- Mrs. Fisher: Keats! No I didn't, and I didn't know Shakespeare or Chaucer either.”
Josie Lawrence - Lottie Wilkins
Joan Plowright - Mrs. Fisher

“- Rachel: You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.
- Ben: But you're not anymore. Because you were on a break.”
Jennifer Aniston - Rachel Green
Cole Sprouse - Ben Geller

“There are living among two dutiful daughters - of a man who possesses two beautiful daughters - you cannot know nor yet try to guess, the sweet soothingness of their caress. The outstanding genius of this pair is understood by few, they are so rare.”
Melanie Lynskey - Pauline Parker