Relationships quotes

“So, now that we've determined that I belong here, let's talk about you.”

Martha Plimpton - Lorna Phillips

“Just because Mordechai's people are different from us, and just because they may appear strange to us with their furry hats, beady eyes, and long sideburns, not to mention their bizarre customs and unnecessarily guttural funny-sounding names; just because they control all of the world's money, yet they are too cheap to buy their children...” (continue)(continue reading)
Annie McEnroe - Mrs. Highsmith

“You're turning into a kind of serial monogamist. One girlfriend after another, yet you never really let anyone near you. On the contrary... You're affectionate to them and sweet to them. Even to me, although you thought I was an idiot.”

Anna Chancellor - Henrietta - Wedding Two

“- Mrs. Porter: I'm a burden on you.
- Bill Porter: Well, now we're even.”
Helen Mirren - Mrs. Porter
William H. Macy - Bill Porter

“- Jack: So much has happened that I think it would be a good thing for both of us if we slowed down a little.
- Anne: Slowed down? Where have I been? Have we been going fast here?”

Jeff Bridges - Jack
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne

“- Sebastian: I like the girl. I like her a lot. Do anything to screw it up, and I will screw you up!
- Kathryn: Nobody ever threatens me!
- Sebastian: I just did, or weren't you listening?
- Kathryn: You do realize that this means war!
- Sebastian: Then war it is.”
Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont
Amy Adams - Kathryn Merteuil

“Arnold, I'm forty years old. You know what that means? It's time for me to stop screwing around. This time I've spent with you and David is the closest thing to whatever it is I want.”

Brian Kerwin - Ed Reese

“- Miss Moneypenny: How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.
- James Bond: Oh Moneypenny, the story of our relationship: close, but no cigar.”

Samantha Bond - Miss Moneypenny
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond

“- Joel Barish: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.
- Clementine Kruczynski: But you will! You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.”
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish
Kate Winslet - Clementine Kruczynski

“Sometimes you cannot believe what you see, you have to believe what you feel. And if you are ever going to have other people trust you, you must feel that you can trust them, too - even when you're in the dark. Even when you're falling.”
Jack Lemmon - Morrie Schwartz

“- Alex Forrest: I had a wonderful time last night. I'd like to see you again. Is that so terrible?
- Dan Gallagher: No. I just don't think it's possible.”
Glenn Close - Alex Forrest
Michael Douglas - Dan Gallagher

“I know what's in store for me. No one will ever have passion for me. People all around me will be falling in love, and making love, and getting married and having kids. The closest thing I'll ever have to that is someone inviting me to their Christmas dinner because they feel guilty I might be spending the holiday alone. Or if I'm lucky, my male...” (continue)(continue reading)
Marissa Ribisi - Dora

“- Harriet M. Welsch: How long have you known me, Golly?
- Ole Golly: Since you were born. That's 11 years and 12,000 tomato sandwiches ago.
- Harriet M. Welsch: And you'll never leave me, right?
- Ole Golly: Well I won't leave you leave you, but one day you'll be old enough and... well, old enough to take care of yourself and when that day comes...” (continue)(continue reading)
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly

“A love-hate relationship can last a very long time.”
Kate Capshaw - Joyce

“The concept is absurd. The idea that we can only be complete with another person is evil! Right?”
Julie Delpy - Celine

“Are we like those bored couples you feel sorry for in restaurants? Are we the dining dead? I can't stand the idea of us being a couple people think that about.”

Jim Carrey - Joel Barish

“- Macon Forrester: So do you hate me?
- Halley Martin: Not you, per se. I hate the way that your hair falls in your face. And I hate the way that your voice gets really low when you're serious. And I hate the way that you bite your bottom lip when you're nervous. And the way your eyebrow goes.”
Trent Ford - Macon Forrester
Mandy Moore - Halley Martin

“You're not someone I could get interested in, Craig, you play with dolls.”

Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund

“- Z: I guess you prefer old Blood and Guts, huh? His idea of a romantic date is two seats at a public execution. Boy, you sure chose the right husband.
- Bala: For your information, the general and I are deeply, deeply in... in... engaged.”
Woody Allen - Z
Sharon Stone - Princess Bala

“You want to run away. You want to be free of everybody. And you think by coming up here, you're gonna meet people who are smarter, and saner... and better.”

Schuyler Fisk - Ashley

“- Jennifer: I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
- Gale: Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback.”
Parker Posey - Jennifer Jolie
Courteney Cox - Gale Weathers

“I have plans for my daughters, Mr. Holt; they don't include you. I know you: I know you better than you know me.”

Will Patton - Lloyd Abbott

“- Lily: I was hoping you wouldn't be like everybody else. Silly of me, wasn't it?
- Trenholm: I'm disappointed in myself. Because you're beginning to upset me.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Lily
George Brent - Trenholm

- Jack Taylor: My attitude is derived from your attitude.
- Melanie Parker: "Derived", you must be a writer.
George Clooney - Jack Taylor
Michelle Pfeiffer - Melanie Parker

“Bridge, ya know, I mean, what I always thought was that there was this one, one perfect person for everybody in the world, you know, and when you found that person, uh, the rest of the world just kinda magically faded away and... and you know, the two of you would just be inside this kind of protective bubble. But there is no bubble, or if there...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Affleck - Ben Holmes