Relationships quotes

“- Inspector Tarconi: I'm French!
- Hoffman: So?
- Inspector Tarconi: We don't need to know someone for longtime, you know, to cook for them... It's our way of breaking the ice.”
François Berléand - Inspector Tarconi
Tim Ware - Hoffman

“I just wish the sex wasn't so amazing.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Amelia Warren

“I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

“- Jamie Sullivan: You don't know the first thing about being someone's friend.
- Landon Carter: I don't want to just be your friend.
- Jamie Sullivan: You don't know what you want.
- Landon Carter: Neither do you. Maybe you're just too scared that someone might actually want to be with you.”
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan
Shane West - Landon Carter

“What better job in all the world than build a bridge? Bring land over water. Bring worlds together.”
Val Kilmer - Col. John Henry Patterson

“- Ennis Del Mar: We can get together... once in a while, way the hell out in the middle of nowhere, but...
- Jack Twist: Once in a while? Every four fuckin' years?
- Ennis Del Mar: If you can't fix it, Jack, you gotta stand it.
- Jack Twist: For how long?
- Ennis Del Mar: For as long as we can ride it. There ain't no reins on this one.”
Heath Ledger - Ennis Del Mar
Jake Gyllenhaal - Jack Twist

“- Joey: I can't believe Ross is going out with Rachel's sister. Ya know, when Chandler made out with my sister, I was mad at him for, like, ten years.
- Chandler: That was five years ago.
- Joey: I know. You got five more years.”
Matt LeBlanc - Joey Tribbiani
Matthew Perry - Chandler Bing

“- Anne: Didn't you say that what you liked about our relationship is that we didn't have to think? We could just be there for each other.
- Jack: Suicidal paranoiacs'll say anything to get laid.”
Mercedes Ruehl - Anne
Jeff Bridges - Jack

“- Tibby: Maybe sometimes it's easier to be mad at the people you trust.
- Carmen: Why?
- Tibby: Because you know they'll always love you, no matter what.”
Amber Tamblyn - Tibby
America Ferrera - Carmen

“- Valo: He definitely doesn't wear the pants in that relationship.
- Falcone: Pants? He wears girls underwear.”
Bam Margera - Valo
Brandon DiCamillo - Falcone

“- Pixel: Most stories with a bunch of camp counselors have some serial psycho who systematically butchers everyone one by one.
- Wendy: Yeah. And?
- Pixel: I don't know, it's kind of funny. I mean, who needs a serial psycho with a chainsaw when we have ourselves?”
Jaime King - Pixel
Dominique Swain - Wendy

“I like guys a lot, but I'm not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn't see things the way I do... I mean do you really need this guy?”
Jennifer Aniston - Nina Borowski

“- Nick: I liked her. I loved the sex.
- Deborah: So, you love me, but you only like the sex.”

Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“Felix, I've taken pisses longer than your last three relationships.”
Ben Foster - Berke Landers

“Maybe she was just tired of dead ends, phone calls that were never returned, promises that were never kept, tripping over the same stone.”
Cameron Diaz - Carol Faber

“I have no friends, only relations!”
Ian Bannen - Grandfather George

“- Christopher Tracy: What do you want from me, Mary?
- Mary: To know what you want from me.
- Christopher Tracy: I want to take you on a trip to the moon.”
Prince - Christopher Tracy
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Mary Sharon

“He comes in here every other night. He has his favorite drink, and his favourite table, with his favorite dancer. Sometimes he has to wait for her, and sometimes she's waiting for him, to protect him. She's his angel.”
Elias Koteas - Eric

“I remember the good old days. All you had to do was introduce a man and a woman, nature did the rest. Doesn't work like that anymore. Men and women, it's all gone to shit.”
Delroy Lindo - Jackson

“I'd like to say that going to bed with you is maybe the best three things that ever happened to me. And I'd love some coffee. And I adore you. And I take it with cream and sugar. And your breasts belong in the Louvre, which is a museum in Paris that I plan on visiting with you once you get wise and decide to leave the old ear-blower.”

Philip Anthony Hopkins - Corky

“- Rayford Steele: Think about it. Where did she spend the most time? Where was she the happiest?
- Chloe Steele: She has happiest when you were home.”
Brad Johnson - Rayford Steele
Janaya Stephens - Chloe Steele

We both said "Hey, we've got a caring relationship, we're each willing to give the other the space to grow and nourish our basic aloneness. Why not make a total commitment, in a legalistic sense?". So tomorrow's the big day.
Sam Chew Jr. - Bill

“- Andy Fiddler: I haven't met anyone that I didn't become friends with... eventually.
- Derrick Vann: Really? Because I haven't met anyone who's ass I didn't kick... eventually.”
Eugene Levy - Andy Fiddler
Samuel L. Jackson - Derrick Vann

“- Frank Harris: Baby, you and me... I can't have that in the real world. I can't live without you. But I can't be with you. What do you do, huh? What do you do?
- Lonette: Well, we're just going to have to pretend, then, aren't we?”
Brad Pitt - Detective Frank Harris
Candi Milo - Lonette

In every doomed relationship, there comes what I like to call "The uh-oh moment". When a certain little something happens, and you know you've just witnessed the beginning of the end. And suddenly you stop and you think, "Uh-oh, iceberg ahead".
Jude Law - Alfie