Relationships quotes

“- Corky: To steal, I need to know someone like I know myself.
- Violet: You think you know me like that?”
Gina Gershon - Corky
Jennifer Tilly - Violet

“- Jacob: I like you. I want to stay with you. How come you don't like me?
- Alice: Who said I didn't like you?
- Jacob: My friend with the funny hand.”
Whit Hertford - Jacob
Lisa Wilcox - Alice

“I have a name and a reputation! Somewhat tattered, perhaps. But still good for dinner invitations and summer seminars.”
Sir Michael Caine - Sidney Bruhl

“When I fell in love with you, I knew you came with a history and a family, and I respect the hell out of that. You have always put the kids first. That's exactly how it should be, that's how I want it.”

Mark Harmon - Ryan

“The artist has a special temperament, and he must live his life exclusively with those who understand it.”
Frank Puglia - Villeneuve

“- M: Your job is to find out whether Carver or someone in his organization sent that ship off course, and why. Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver, if necessary.
- James Bond: I doubt if she'll remember me.
- M: Remind her. Then pump her for information.
- Miss Moneypenny: You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed, James.
- James...” (continue)(continue reading)
Dame Judi Dench - M
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Samantha Bond - Miss Moneypenny

“We spent 10 million dollars training this kid; and we did not teach him how to talk to a girl?”

Keith David - CIA Director

“- Henry Desalvo: We have a die-hard situation developing in the kitchen.
- Leonard Ferroni: What's happening?
- Henry Desalvo: Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo
Jack Kehler - Leonard Ferroni

“- Victoria Chapell: Remember, some things are irreplaceable.
- Richard Clark: Irreplaceable? Nothings gonna happen to me.
- Victoria Chapell: I was talking about my car!”
Tia Carrere - Victoria Chapell
Jon Lovitz - Richard Clark

“I'm trying to be your girlfriend Gerry! I'm trying to win you back! I'm standing on the platform at Limbo Central with my heart and soul packed in my suitcase waiting for the Gerry Fucking Express to roll in and tell me that my ticket is still valid and that I may reboard the train. Only the station announcer keeps coming on and telling me that...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Lydia

“- Countess: Aren't you going to congratulate me?
- Lord Arthur Goring: Congratulations.
- Countess: Aren't you going to ask what for?
- Lord Arthur Goring: What for?
- Countess: I've made a great decision. I've decided to get married.
- Lord Arthur Goring: My God! Who to?
- Countess: That part is yet to be decided.”
Marsha Fitzalan - Countess
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Rosaleen: I'd never let a man strike me.
- Granny: Oh, they're nice as pie until they've had their way with you. But once the bloom is gone... oh, the beast comes out.”
Sarah Patterson - Rosaleen
Dame Angela Lansbury - Granny

“You know what they say. Two's company. Three gets us talked about.”
Nicole Kidman - Judy

“- Martin Riggs: You wanna get married, don'tcha?
- Lorna Cole: Yes I do.
- Martin Riggs: Why didn't you tell me?
- Lorna Cole: Because I didn't want to put any pressure on you, Riggs. I mean, if you want to someday, that'd be great; if you don't, I love you. I'll take you any way I can get you, Riggs.”
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
Rene Russo - Lorna Cole

“I don't understand a God who would let us meet, if there's no way we could ever be together.”
Meg Ryan - Dr. Maggie Rice

“- Nehemiah Slade, Able Seaman: Never met a dead man that bought me a drink.
- Joe Plaice, Able Seaman: And I never met a live one that you bought one for, neither.”
Alex Palmer - Nehemiah Slade, Able Seaman
George Innes - Joe Plaice, Able Seaman

- Spud: It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in.
- Tommy: Where did she come up with that?
- Spud: She read it in "Cosmopolitan".
- Tommy: Six weeks and no sex?
- Spud: I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you.
Ewen Bremner - Spud
Kevin McKidd - Tommy

“- Danny: Do you want to be my friend?
- Carla: But I am your friend.
- Danny: No I mean boy, girl friend.
- [she reaches for her purse]
- Danny: Are you getting the pepper spray?
- Carla: No, I'm thinking. OK.
- Danny: OK.”
Giovanni Ribisi - Danny
Juliette Lewis - Carla

“Oh, God. I don't believe it's breathing. There are some days in which I can't do one thing right. I hope this doesn't fuck up our relationship, you being alive and all.”

Peter O'Toole - Eli Cross

“I love that word 'relationship'. Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?”
Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister

“Let me tell you about love: you don't ask, you give.”
Penelope Allen - Nancy

“I've been living my life, okay? I've been in good relationships and I've been in shitty ones... and I've moved a lot... and I've been happy, and I've been sad... and I've been lonely... and that is what I've been doing.”
Jennifer Aniston - Polly Prince

“They think I'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians. This is the end of the world.”
Gaby Hoffmann - Odette

“- Jake: [describing April to Billy] She was a fun ride, no doubt about it, but she is a previously owned vehicle and I'm into that new car smell.
- Jessica: You asshole!
- Jessica: Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.”
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“H: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Luce: If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer.”
Boo Jackson - H
Lena Headey - Luce