Relationships quotes

“- Caroline: What do you think I should do?
- Dr. Ben Sobel: What I think you should do... is stop whining about this pathetic loser.”

Molly Shannon - Caroline
Billy Crystal - Dr. Ben Sobel

“People just have an affair, or even entire relationships... they break up and they forget! They move on like they would have changed brand of cereals! I feel I was never able to forget anyone I've been with. Because each person have... their own, specific qualities.”
Julie Delpy - Celine

“- Peter Brandt: You two make quite a team. A fireman and a refugee. Sounds like a TV show.
- Gordy Brewer: Mm-Hmm, and you could play the asshole.”

Elias Koteas - Peter Brandt
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Gordy Brewer

- Chichina Ferreyra: I'd like for you to stay like this: silent. I want to look at you; I won't see you for a long time. I will wait for you, but don't take forever.
- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: Define "forever".
Mía Maestro - Chichina Ferreyra
Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna

“- Ely Jackson: I can blow up your dad's car. Then you can stay longer.
- Skye Davidson: Thanks.”
Christina Ricci - Ely Jackson
Kate Hudson - Skye Davidson

“- Steven Grlscz: Last time I saw her we had an arguement.
- Sergeant Roche: That must have been quite a row since you didn't make an attempt to see her since then. What was it about?
- Steven Grlscz: She wanted to get married.
- Sergeant Roche: To someone else?
- Steven Grlscz: To me.”

Jude Law - Steven Grlscz
Jack Davenport - Sergeant Roche

“I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.”
Dave Chappelle - Kevin Jackson

“- Julianne Potter: He adored me for nine goddamn years. Me!
- George Downes: I can see why.
- Julianne Potter: She has known him for what, like, five seconds? Okay? Plus, she's got billions of dollars, plus, she's apparently perfect. Okay? So, don't go feeling all-all sorry for Miss Pre-teen Illinois... I can't lose him George. I'm gonna bring...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“You stroll around my apartment, touching my things. Do you know what trouble you've gotten me into? Do you?”

Andie MacDowell - Brontë

“It's your choice: you can run off with Megan and turn into a raging bull-dyke, or you can do the simulation and graduate and lead a normal life.”
Cathy Moriarty - Mary Brown

“At a certain point in life, you realize you know more dead people than living.”
Rupert Everett - Francesco Dellamorte

“- Andie: It's me!
- Ben: I'm in the middle of a meeting. Can I call you back later?
- Andie: I miss you Benny boo boo... boo boo boo.”

Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry

“This thing that we call a wedding ceremony is really the final scene of the fairy tale. They never tell you what happens after. They never tell you that Cinderella drove the Prince crazy with her obsessive need to clean the castle, cause she missed her day job, right?”
Barbra Streisand - Rose Morgan

“I don't understand why people, why every fucking person is so bad to each other so fucking often. It doesn't make sense to me. Judgment. Control. All that, the whole spectrum.”
Emile Hirsch - Christopher McCandless

“- John Malkovich: You see, Maxine, it isn't just playing with dolls.
- Maxine Lund: You're right, my darling, it's so much more. It's playing with people!”

John Malkovich - Himself
Catherine Keener - Maxine Lund

“Women and me are like water and fire: wet and flammable.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Ryan Harrison

“Relationships can be a lot like a loaf of bread. At the beginning they're hot and fresh and you can always get a rise. But with time, if you don't knead them carefully, they grow old and stale. Now I know that life ain't no Easy Bake Oven. With the kids and my husband's job, it's almost as if we've forgotten to add the yeast.”
Natasha Richardson - Darlene Dodd

“- Laura Mars: I can't understand... how it's possible... to live your whole life... without someone... and be doing more or less ok. And then suddenly you find them.
- John Neville: You recognize them.
- Laura Mars: You recognize them. And... you know without them...
- John Neville: It's terrifying.
- Laura Mars: Yes.
- John Neville: It's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Faye Dunaway - Laura Mars
Tommy Lee Jones - John Neville

“What do you call a girl without an asshole? Single.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings

“There's a time in every relationship when you'll both bend over to pick something up and hit your heads together. Best to get it out of the way.”
Milo O'Shea - Dermot O'Brien

“First he takes my career, then my life, now my girl. The balls on that fuchsia fuck! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece!”
Robin Williams - Rainbow Randolph

“- Garth: Why won't you ever let anyone in?
- Violet Song Jat Shariff: Because... these moments... as beautiful as they are... they're evil when they're gone.”
William Fichtner - Garth
Milla Jovovich - Violet Song Jat Shariff

I'm not shooting for a "successful" relationship at this point, I'm just looking for something that will prevent me from throwing myself in front of a bus. I'm keeping my expectations very very low.
Janeane Garofalo - Lucille

- Stephanie Kehoe: "It's complicated"? What kind of answer is that?
- Marisa Ventura: Honest.
- Stephanie Kehoe: The only thing complicated between me and him would be unhooking my bra strap.
- Marisa Ventura: Look, what am I supposed to do? Make his bed with me in it? Get real! He thinks I'm a guest, here.

Marissa Matrone - Stephanie Kehoe
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura

“I've had it with men. They are so fascinated by their own crap. It took me four years to get the last one out. These days my idea of a hot date is a long shower by myself before bed.”
Alfre Woodard - Lily